The news everyone has been waiting for is finally here. In the new edition of the Hatchet Herald it was revealed where the GOTJ is going down. This years Gathering of the Juggalos will be taking place at Harlequin Park in Kaiser, Missouri. The dates the gathering will be taking place is August 6th – 9th. Tickets will be going on sale next Friday, February 7th at 9 p.m. eastern standard time at the completely redesigned and updated www.juggalogathering.com.
You can view the announcement via the Hatchet Herald below.
After much speculation, it can now finally be revealed where the NEW location will be for the 15th annual Gathering of the Juggalos! Sorry to have kept y’all in suspense for so long—trust me, we wanted to get this information out to you as soon as possible. We just had to wait to get all the paperwork signed and all the legal staleness outta the way, ya know what I’m sayin’? OK, enough bullshittin’, I’ll get the fuck to it.
The 15th annual Gathering of the Juggalos will be taking place from August 6 – 9 at a place that we’re calling Harlequin Park in Kaiser, Missouri (more details, including ticket prices and directions will be coming next week).
Tickets for the Gathering will be going on sale next Friday, February 7 at 9 p.m. eastern standard time at the completely redesigned and updated www.juggalogathering.com
Juggalos, this place is the SHIT! I’m serious. It’s got the same level of intimacy that we enjoyed at Hog Rock for all those years but this campground also has plenty of flavor that Hog Rock didn’t have, including CELL PHONE RECEPTION! NEARBY HOTELS! NEARBY STORES! ACTUAL FUCKING CIVILIZATION!
I mean, this is the 15th fucking Gathering! 15 years of Juggalo family flavor! Can you fucking believe it?! So that’s why we want this Gathering to truly be something special. We wanna change it up a bit—but not too much—while still keeping the event in a nice, central location.
In the next edition of the Hatchet Herald, Jumpsteady will elaborate more on the finer points of Harlequin Park and what Juggalos can expect for our 15th annual family reunion, including ticket prices and all that. But for now, put in your vacation requests for August 6 – 9, 2014 and set your GPS for Kaiser, Missouri, ‘cause the 15th Annual Gathering of the Juggalos is going doooooooown!
Faygoluvers Comments
Miklo Velka
Comment posted on Friday, January 31st, 2014 07:42 pm GMT -5 at 7:42 pm
Scottie d with the interview in the Herald too!
Doc RenoK
Comment posted on Friday, January 31st, 2014 08:39 pm GMT -5 at 8:39 pm
8 hours on the dot (according to GPS) from Dayton,Ohio! Not as good as im used to, but ill take it! Im gonna try like hell to go this year, haven’t been since 07′!
randy gall
Comment posted on Friday, January 31st, 2014 08:45 pm GMT -5 at 8:45 pm
shit!! fuck man
86
Comment posted on Friday, January 31st, 2014 10:22 pm GMT -5 at 10:22 pm
NICE! Hopefully a bus line will take me there!
djipi116
Comment posted on Friday, January 31st, 2014 11:51 pm GMT -5 at 11:51 pm
add up 5 hrs drive to my 18 hrs I used to do … :S
LTB
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 07:36 am GMT -5 at 7:36 am
Lol that bitch whining how people in michigan r fucked lmao. Waaah i cant afford an extra 2-3 hours on the road waaaah. Bitch u can save an extra 60-70 bucks for gas.
Mr.Bitches
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 11:47 am GMT -5 at 11:47 am
That picture of shaggy jumpin in the crowd is on point…I remember watchin him climb up that shit.I thought the guy was gunna bust his ass
scruffy
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 12:30 pm GMT -5 at 12:30 pm
hey, michiganders that think this is unfair….
i drove from missouri to detroit for the first gathering. with a big fuckin smile on my face.
did you attend?
no? then why are you bitching now?
yes? then, you got your hookup. my turn.
JabroniKilla
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 02:19 pm GMT -5 at 2:19 pm
Dam sum whiney bitches.on fb wahhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhh
Mr.Bitches
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 06:00 pm GMT -5 at 6:00 pm
Suprised no one touched on the fact Missouri is hellified No Tolerance.Get busted with a gram of pot and sittin in the can…better leave the heroin at Homie Kiddies.
86
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 08:35 pm GMT -5 at 8:35 pm
Well okay there is no bus station in Kaiser, MO or Osage Beach, MO. As far as I have seen, there are no planes that head out there either. So once again, like Cave In Rock, IL, I am fucked. :(
Are there any of those “juggalo shuttles” going to the gathering this year? I’ve heard a few times of juggalos helping other juggalos get there and back. ????
scruffy
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 09:08 pm GMT -5 at 9:08 pm
theres gotta be somethin.
i thought about helping to shuttle random ninjas… but if i did, id probably charge an arm and a leg.
86
Comment posted on Saturday, February 1st, 2014 09:32 pm GMT -5 at 9:32 pm
It’d be awesome to buy a few old school-like-buses and turn them into The Official Juggalo Shuttles to the gathering. Everyone getting a ride would have to pitch in for the fare. I’ve thought about that many times. @scruffy do you live in MO?
scruffy
Comment posted on Sunday, February 2nd, 2014 01:56 am GMT -5 at 1:56 am
yes, yes i do.
86
Comment posted on Sunday, February 2nd, 2014 05:38 pm GMT -5 at 5:38 pm
@scruffy if you were to be up for helping a lo get to the gathering this year, what would you charge? I live in iowa, so im not that far away.
scruffy
Comment posted on Monday, February 3rd, 2014 03:04 am GMT -5 at 3:04 am
well, id be driving FROM the gotj location, to iowa [7 to 9 hours, im very familiar with the route], and back again; then, presumably the same trip again afterwards… 28 to 36 hours of extra travel for a gotj that is less than fifty miles away… id say that youre first born probably wouldnt cover it.
there are most definitely bus stations somewhere at the lake. i dont know where, but its a tourist trap, they must be there.
at any rate, i can utterly confirm the bus station at fort leonard wood exists, this being near my home. its an outside possibility that i might offer to shuttle juggalos from there to the gathering, or at least quarterback a service like that. but rest assured, while it wouldnt really be an arm and a leg, exactly, it also wouldnt be free.
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