Juggalos! Juggalettes! And Faygoluvers alike! It’s your boy BeZerk, and I’m back from the grave to bring you that fresh news I know a lot of you mofo’s have been waiting for, so let’s start off 2014 on the right foot. You’ll never believe what my mind of freshness has concocted this time.

Well, if you have been following this idea so far, you know the mixtape is called Faygoluvers & Friends. Well, I had an idea a week or so ago to really make this idea grand. So here it is juggalos. There will be two parts to this mixtape. Faygoluvers & Friends will consist of my hand picked artists that I have either worked with or became a fan of over the years. This one will keep the original theme of TV, movie, music, video game, news, etc related beats. I do have the intro submission in by Crackle Kapone, and trust me, there couldn’t have been a better intro I could have asked for. People who have said they’d be involved in this project include:

1) Playboy the Beast
2) F. Dux
3) Dopesic (uhhh…. not sure what’s going on with this now Jimmy is retiring, but Jimmy says he’s interested)
4) Mr. Westside (who is working on a track that’s gonna rock your fucking socks off)
5) The homie JD who goes by J Deranged (but I don’t know if it’s spelled correctly)
6) Maniac the Siouxpernatural
7) N.S.E./Night Shield
8) ClaAs
9) SCUM (though I need to find out how to get a hold of him. We talked at the toy drive, but I haven’t been able to contact him. If anybody knows how to contact him or SCUM if you are reading this, hit me up at the email provided later in this article)
10) Crackle Kapone (as mentioned)
11) Molly Gruesome
12) DyNasty THe Connection
13) Basick Musick
14) Acetone of Highly Intalksickhated Ent.
15) Tanq Locc of Heated Muzic

And most beats will be provided by the ever talented producer Raisi K the Raisin Man. I would really really really really like to thank him for helping us out. If you’re interested in working with him as a producer, please let me know, and I can put you in touch with him. He’s extremely talented, and he has hundreds of beats. You might not have heard of him much yet…. just wait!

Artwork will be provided by 1416 Designs and me. I might have a couple like concept artworks drawn up by other artists just to have some extra flavor for you guys.

The album cover for now

I’m sure there will be a couple more, and not all of them are going to be their own track (some people are collabing with each other, you guys just don’t get to know until it drops ;p ).

Alright, I’m sure you’re more concerned though how to get on this shit then who’d already dope enough to be on this shit, so I’m going to make it super easy, but first, just to build anticipation, I need to talk about part 2 of the mixtape, because it applies to the people who want to get in on this.

So, part 2 of the mixtape will be known as Faygoluvers & Co. This mixtape will be strictly for people who submit entries in. It’ll be my favorite dozen or so entries that I think would make a great compilation for the juggalos of this website. This mixtape will have NO specific theme. It will NOT be old tracks from artists either. If you want to be involved in this, you can take the time to come up with a custom and unique track specifically for this mixtape.

Anyways, there will be a two step process to this. First is the entries. For your entries, I want you guys who are interested to submit me one or two tracks that you think are your personal best. That’s it. I don’t need full fucking albums, you guys have NO clue how many people will be sending me shit that’s probably going to suck in the first place. You have a lot higher chance to be picked if your songs consist more of shit other then killing and raping people that you don’t have the balls to kill or rape. I’d hope you wouldn’t have the balls to rape at least.

Anyways I’m ramblings. So you’ve picked your one or two favorites. Where do you submit them to? Well I made it nice and easy to fucking remember. The email you send it in to is [email protected] (<—have SCUM hit up that email if he or anyone at LSP is reading this). Remember, I want what you feel is the tracks that mean the most to you, that you spend your friggin time on, and that came out the best. If you are selected to the mixtape, you WILL hear back from me. If you are really good, but weren’t selected, you still might hear back from me. Don’t be discouraged too much if you don’t hear back from me. Just remember, FLH is actually contacted a lot by hundreds of artists regularly, so sometimes it’s hard to balance it all out and with only 10 to 12 submission, I’mma have to pick and choose. I may have some of you all work together though so we can get a few more good artists on there. Plus is you only have time for a verse or a hook, then we can get a few people together to make a whole track.

After all the submissions have been taken, and all the spots have been filled, then that’s when you guys who were chose to be on Faygoluvers & Co. can or should start working on your tracks. Once again, this has no theme, so you’re free to do as you please. Just please, give me a track just as good (if not better) as the ones you submitted. If you’re final track for the mixtape is too weak, it will be cut. There’s already going to be way too many tracks on this (hence why I figured two disc set would be best), so don’t think I wouldn’t think for two seconds about what I do, because I never do lol (that’s why they call me BeZerk I guess). Hell I wrote this whole article and damn near every Underground Spotlight and any other article I wrote in pretty much one take. I’m the shit or just too lazy to write up something else. I don’t know, you lose the genuineness in something when you constantly correct it.

So, the deadline to get your entries in is going to be Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Day (Monday, January 20th). For those involved with Faygoluvers & Friends, I have scrapped the original deadline of the tracks being done for that for MLK Day, so you got more time to work with your tracks. I’m going to focus on Faygoluvers & Co. for the time being so you guys can work on your tracks. You have a few more things to work with, so you’ll need your time. Don’t be lazy though. Please get on the tracks as soon as possible so you don’t miss your chance to be on this mixtape. I am not afraid to cut anybody on Faygoluvers & Friends if I don’t get their work on time. This isn’t high school in which you can slack off. I expect some kind of work ethic out of you if you’re going to be involved. I’m not going to cater to you. My job as the host is to make sure you guys get your shit done, and if you don’t, well shit, I guess I can’t be waiting around for too long then huh?

Anyways, enough of me being an ass. I think I covered pretty much everything. If there are any artists who have the time to produce music videos for the mixtape for their submissions, talk to me, and I’m sure we can work something out that’ll benefit you for taking your extra time to do something awesome. You know they’ll be promoted heavily on Faygoluvers though already, but I’m sure there’s something else I can work out.

If you have any questions, feel free to ask them at the email provided (once again that is [email protected] ). I’ll try to be on that email every day to check shit and answer any questions regarding well anything. You want to know why the sky is blue, write in and ask. You probably won’t receive an answer, but feel free to be a troll… dick.

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BeZerk Aveli Update:

Well juggalos, I wanted to let you guys in a little bit on my personal life, just because for once, I am excited about something. Oh, what could it be that is so dope that I figured I’d waste you’re guys’ time with? If you already know me on Facebook, you probably already know, but here we go:

In 44 days (which is Valentines Day *cough* *cough*), I will be proposing to my girlfriend. We’ve had a tumultuous relationship, but we’ve realized we are like perfect for each other, and my girlfriend is doing better, so I figured, hey why not. I really do love this girl with all my heart, and I couldn’t ask to be with anyone better. She has told me she feels the same. She doesn’t know. She cannot and doesn’t check Faygoluvers anyways, so I don’t really have to worry much about her seeing this for the time being. I know she feels the same way that I do about her, so I really don’t have to worry about hearing “No.”

A year ago juggalos, I was at a low point and thought I was losing my fucking mind. I have come a long way since then, though I still think I’m losing my fucking mind lol. It feels as though I’ve found something better in my life now (more then just my girlfriend. Better job, better skills, better ideals, etc). Things are still hard, but they don’t seem as hard.  It seems like I can take the next steps forward in life, and I’m glad I found someone who is just as crazy as I am that I can call a wife.

Compliments of my little sister.

To be honest, I am 110% nervous, yet still excited. I have a general idea of what I plan to do, but don’t feel as though I thought of the right thing just yet. It will come to me. I’ll have a few hundred bucks in my pocket on Valentines Day (uhhh…. scrubb life? lol), so I’m sure I’ll figure out something fresh. I do know for a fact that I will pop the question in Duluth, Minnesota. If you’ve never been to Duluth, and you ever have the chance in your life to, go there. Out of all the metro cities in Minnesota, Duluth is the best. Scenery is amazing especially at night. Just avoid Duluth like the plague during the winter unless you got 4 wheel drive and some real snow tires lol. I think on some of those hills in Duluth, you can accelerate up to like 45 miles per hour on a skateboard if you start at the top and can somehow dodge all the traffic on Superior or Michigan St. Duluth is located right at the very beginning point of Lake Superior, and if you go up the highway towards Silver Bay, Minnesota and Two Harbors, Minnesota, it’s the prettiest scenery in all of Minnesota. If I wasn’t proposing in Winter, I’d just go pop the question at the Split Rock Light House, but I think they are closed. I think Gooseberry Falls is closed too. If you ever get the chance to check out Two Harbors, Minnesota, I recommend checking it out there too. Small town actually, but has a beautiful bay with a dope 3M Mining Museum (for like $2) and a few other dope things around town.

Well now, I’m not sounding too scrubby right now, but never fear, BeZerkaveli is a scrub oh dear! Anyways, the ring is from Rocks the Jewelers and is obviously all paid off. I fibbed her in my last letter to her telling her that I want to pay it off by the end of the year, but I’ve already owned it for like a week now haha.

The Ring: Center stone is an Aquamarine. Inlaid on the sides of the Aquamarine is about a karate or a half a karates worth of diamonds (not sure how visable they are in the picture). The band is 14 karat genuine yellow gold.

So juggalos and juggalettes, wish me luck. I probably won’t need it, but will gladly accept any of it lol. If you got any good ideas of how to pop the question, feel free to share.

My little sister made this actually. I’m not going to lie. She did a damn good job of it too.

“…I said I’ll make you smile for the simple fact that I’m good at it. I’ll make you smile just so I can sit and look at it. I will show you all you need to know. You must hold on to anyone that wants you. And I will love you, through the simple and the struggle, but girl, you gotta understand. The modern man must hustle…”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPSJyFdiC2I[/youtube]

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