May 2005

Monday, May 30 2005 What's goin on Juggalos? It's Memorial Day, and early as hell too! But I really hope that you're enjoying your holiday. Well, at least hopefully you've got the day off. Anyway, there's a few things you've gotta know about, so tak ea look at today's: 3 Artists announceed for the Gathering!: Over at JuggaloGathering.com, they have announced that there are not one, not two, but THREE guest artists scheduled to play so far for the Juggalo Gathering! Here's the update that they posted: New Gathering Artists! May 27, 2005 We know some of you are wondering what guest artists are going to be at the Gathering this year. Well, we wanted to start letting y'all know who to expect this year. So, we're announcing not one, not two, but three of the guest artists that will be performing live at this year's Gathering! Here's who you can expect: Fresh Kid Ice and Mr. Mixx, formerly of the 2 Live Crew Mack 10 MiniKiss We'll be bringin' more details and more artists as the Gathering gets closer, so make sure you're checking back here for the latest on the Gathering of the Juggalos! Well, I've seen a lot of responses from other ninjas out there that have already seen this post. I think the biggest shock was, ummm.... MiniKISs. OK, what stoner phone call did J make at 3 in the morning to book that group? heh. Who knows, they could be the freshest thing ever too. Only 2 months til we find out I suppose. News from the Twiztid crew!: At Twiztid.com, they have announced that coming on Friday, June 3rd, something EXTREMELY fresh will be coming to the website! Just so I don't give it away, here's the official post: Fri., May. 27, 2005 @ 05:16 PM Get ready for the flavor! As we draw closer to the release of Twiztid?s ?Man?s Myth? record we here at the site are pleased to announce to you that the hype for the record will officially kick off next Friday (June 3rd) on the world-wide web with the exclusive debut of the first single off the record entitled ?Story of our Lives? in mp3 format for your down loading and listening pleasure. This will be your first chance to hear an actual song from the ?Man?s Myth? record in un-cut, un-edited form. Not only is this song ?Story of our Lives? the first single, but I happen to know that it?s also the first video slated from the ?Man?s Myth? & ?Mutant? collective project, so you know it?s gotta be off the hook for sure. Oh shit! We FINALLY get a glimpse of what Twiztid's album will sound like! MM&M has been talked about for so long that it's hard to believe that it's finally almost ready to release! We'll definitely be posting that as soon as it's up! ABK show at Peabody's cancelled.: A Juggalo named HeinzDown emailed me about the June 12th show at Peabody's Down Under that was scheduled in Cleveland, Ohio. Unfortunately the show, which featured Anybody Killa, was cancelled. Click Rigth Here for that confirmation. Vanilla Ice on Another Reality show!: Yup, you read that right. Our Juggalo homie Vanilla Ice will be on yet another reality TV show called "Hit Me Baby One More Time". Check what VanillaIce.com has as far as details go: "Hit Me Baby One More Time" Posted by xHypex on Wednesday, May 18 2005 Hit show in UK will test USA market on NBC during the 4 week break of the "Apprentice" on the Thursday evening primetime slot. Vanilla Ice and crew will be appearing on the NBC Show "Hit Me Baby One More Time" on the third show airing on Thursday, June 9th in the Apprentice Time Slot. If viewers and fans vote Vanilla Ice as the winner of that show Rob will also appear on the June 16th finale. 15 artists/bands will be performing their best "original hit" song as well as showcasing their "new remake" of a current top hit song. Best of the five on each show as voted by the viewers will move into the final night June 16th. B-roll footage will be shot Thursday May 19 at Maximedia Studios Dallas. Vanilla Ice Fans should invite family and friends to watch the show on June 9th. *EDIT* Only the live audience can vote for the best artist on the show "Hit Me Baby One More Time". Ice fans in the LA area are encouraged to try to attend the live taping. Vanilla Ice's New CD Platinum Underground will be released on Ultrax Records and distributed in the USA exclusively by Select O Hits with a street date late August 2005. Well they snuck that new release date right in there at the end of the post! I know it's not a set DATE, but at least we know we're getting some new V-Ice in August! Don't sleep on it! And you know that Ice always makes for great TV! Songs of the Week updated!: There are some brand new downloads available under our Weekly EP Section! I've got some really fresh songs for you to check out...just in case you haven't heard them before. So go and get some more ammo for your MP3 player, and enjoy. That's all I've got Juggalos! It's late and I've gotta get up early tomorrow. So have a damn good holiday, and I'm out like This Gingerbread's cornhole. (?!?!) lol. Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Friday, May 27 2005 What's goin down Juggalos and Juggalettes? It's about 5:00 PM, and time to get the weekend started! I know it's a 3 day weekend for most of you, so enjoy the shit out of it! I know I will. Last night was the big Marz Concert which included a HUGE Marz Interview, and we've got some good shit in there! We'll probably have it all up in audio / video...a few different formats and all that. I'll get more into it in the post though. Here's the latest: Lots of shit goin' down in Detroit!: There's about to be some big partyin' happening in Detroit next month! There are shows/parties planned for both the UndergroundPsychos.com contest, and the Twiztid: "Man's Myth (Vol 1)" release party! InsaneClownPosse.com has all the info for that ass: Flavor Goin' Down in D-Town! May 27, 2005 We've got a couple of major events that anyone close to Detroit will definitely want to check out to announce here. First off is some wig-peelin' news about Round 4 of Underground Psychos. Now, for those of ya who figure that we wouldn't want to sign a new artist without seeing them live and on stage in front of a crowd full of Juggalos and Juggalettes... You're absolutely right. So that's why we've got a concert planned for Monday, June 27, featuring the top five artists from Round 3! It's gonna be happening here in Detroit, and if you want to see the next Psychopathic artist on stage first, here's your chance! Tickets are only gonna be $5, and they'll be going on sale next week Friday (June 3). By then, all the Round 3 contestants will be announced, and everyone will know who's got a chance to make it further and who might want to start workin' on their travel plans and their live show! And if you want to help decide who might be there, make sure to check out Wave 3 of the current round, featuring the final 10 contestants who made it into Underground Psychos, as well as announcing that Dinerologic, HaVoK, and The Nillaz have made it into Round 3! Much props to y'all for that. Now, some of you who are thinking ahead might've said to yourselves, "Isn't June 27 the day before the new Twiztid album, Man's Myth, comes out?" It's true, and we got a party planned for that night to celebrate! That's gonna be at Club Envy here in Detroit on June 28 for the album's nationwide release, for Juggalos and Juggalettes 18+. Jamie Madrox and Monoxide'll be havin' a good ol' time up in there, along with the rest of the Psychopathic family, enjoying one bomb-ass party! And tickets to that bitch are only gonna be only $10. But wait... there's more! If you're a Juggalo or Juggalette and you're 18 or older, when you order a ticket for the Twiztid party, you get a second ticket to the Underground Psychos contest for free! That's right, two fuckin' nights of flavor going down right here in the D for only ten fuckin' bucks... Shit, no way will you ever top this deal. Again, tickets go on sale Friday, June 3 at 6 PM (EST), and will be going fast, so don't miss out. Ahh shit...to have all the hookups that you Detroit Juggalos have would be incredible. But hey, it's all good. Just bring back some good stories/pictures! More Details on Underground Psychos!: It's Friday again, and you know what that means...the Final 10 Underground Psychos Contestants have been chosen, and 3 from the last round are moving to round 3! Here's everything you need to know: 5/27/05 WAVE 3 CONTESTANTS AND ROUND 4 NEWS Thanks for all the votes! The Underground Psychos contest is still going strong, and after counting up all the votes we've received, we're happy to announce the next three contestants to make it into Round 3! In the usual alphabetical order, they are: Dinerologic HaVoK The Nillaz Congratulations to all those guys, and best of luck in Round 3! We now have two-thirds of the next round set, with these contestants joining Hoodlums 'n' Havoc, J Reno the Sadist, and the Playaz Lounge Crew. But that means we still have three spots to fill, so let's get straight to Wave 3! This is the final week in Round 2, This week's contestants are: 2 Dirte Axe Murder Boyz Chaotik Dead Souls Project J-A-D-E KOMBINE Lawst Lt. F. Dux Negative Social The Wasted Youth So check out the Contestants section for all the flavor about the contestants that you'd want to know--tracks, pictures, biographies, and the comments by the Lotus Pod. Voting runs through June 2, so cast your vote, and get ready for Round 3 starting next Friday! And if that's not enough news for you, we also have some news to break about Round 4! On June 27, the top five contestants from Round 3 will be on stage and in concert live here in Detroit! This will be the opportunity for the contestants to show what they can do in front of a live audience, as well as everyone from Psychopathic Records, so come out and see what they can do when the pressure's on. Tickets will go on sale next week Friday, so if you want to have a say in who'll get signed in this contest, make sure you're with us that night to see it all happen live! Wow, now this 3rd string of contestants is in my opinion full of the most solid we've heard to date. I honestly will probably have to go back and listen to them all again to make a final call. You do the same though, because you just might be buying the guy's CD that you vote for from HatchetGear! Marz / ClaAs / McNastee show Recap!: I don't know how long-winded I'll be here, but let me just reiterate how insanely fuckin fresh that it was for Marz, Pack, and Kevin to drive all the way down from Chicago just to do a show here in Dallas! And on a Thursday night at that! We were scheduled to get there early to set this interview up, and that all fell into place. Jon and I got there in plenty of time to get lighting set up, cameras set in place, and everything ready to go. Yes, Lighting...Jon (our Cameraman/editor) busted out with the professional umbrella lights and everything! We just hope that when we render the shit, it doesn't lose a whole lot of the quality we captured. Anyway, I may sound like I'm fumbling through my words at times, but fuck you, how often do I interview anybody? heh. I'll leave the come-backs for when we actually put the video up though. Speaking of, we should be doing that next week sometime! We covered a lot of ground in that 12-13 minutes! So we'll keep you posted on when all that'll be happening. The show...man, everybody was on top of their game! To be honest with you, I went and grabbed a bite to eat with a few people after the interview, and I didn't get to catch a lot of the Usual Suspects set. McNastee's set seemed unusually short, but it's all good. He was mixin it up with the crowd and gettin his mack on, all while droppin bombs on the mic, as usual. Juggalos and Juggalettes, let me tell you somethin. ClaAs was fuckin On It last night! Every lyric he spit into the mic was filled with so much passion that he was blew the fuck out by the middle of his set. lol. But I'm not lyin. He schooled it, and I even saw Marz's crew keeping an eye on him, taking notes and pictures. So maybe something will come of that? Speaking of which, MARZ tore the lid off that place. And you know how you go to a show expecting to hear all the classics and shit? Well, this was actually nothing like that. He played 2 tracks from Lung Fu Mo She, and 1 from Gorilla Pimpin'. The rest was all BRAND NEW shit that will be found only on "Against All Odds"! That album will be bumpin, especially with Pack gettin behind him on those vocals. All in all, ever one of you who didn't come last night fuckin sucks. heh...naw, but seriously, next time Marz comes to town, do yourself a favor and make sure NOT to miss out! Oh yeah, we've got pics of everything too to tide you over before the interview gets all edited. Check 'em: Marz / ClaAs / McNastee - Tom Cats 05/26/05 @ FLH.net Enjoy! KMK Track in a Video Game: A ninja named Victor emailed me about something pretty fresh that happened with the Kottonmouth Kings. Here's the deal. If you pick up the new video game: MX vs ATV: Unleashed, you'll hear a track from the KMK called "Let's Ride". So if you happen to buy or rent that game, be lstening to the soundtrack for some KMK flavor! New Indiana Car Club: A Juggalo named Josh Clemens is wanting to start up a Indiana Car Club. He's already pretty far along in the process, has stickers printed up, and ready to be repped! There's no website yet, but if you'd like more info on how you can become a part of it, just email indianajuggalo@netzero.com, or hit his AIM at majikninjaj05h! XBA Mini Gathering: That killa Shawn Montague emailed me about another XBA Mini Gathering that's happening on Saturday, June 18th! There will be free face painting, a live DJ, gaming, DVD entertainment (with Psychopathic shit, or course!), Juggalo Karaoke, and much more! Here's a flyer for it: Click the pic to enlarge! The cost is absolutely FREE, so you've got no reason not to be there....unless you're not in Australia. If you need any other info, just go to XBA.cjb.net, or email him at hellyeahstonecold316@hotmail.com! That's all I've got for you tonight! I'm out to catch the Texas Rangers game. So until next time, I'm out like This poor fucker (who lived surprisingly). Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Friday, May 27 2005 Yup ninjas - i'm back after a very long hiatus. Figured ya wouldn't miss me much since Scottie is the resident celebrity. Unless ya count carnie and her feminine ways :). Regardless, i'm here to drop just a little news for you, so pull up a chair, open a brew, and read along, as we hit up some ABK Tickets on Sale: Only effecting the few of you lucky enough to live in the Cleveland area, a 'lette named Sara dropped us a line on an ABK concert with Red Chord (anyone wanna let me in on who they are?). Tickets are up on Ticketmaster's website, but aren't even mentioned on Peabody's site. The show is on the 12th of June, as in two weeks from now, so jump on those tix with a quickness by grabbing them right here. Juggalo Cookbook: Yup - you read right. a ninja named Melandrox (hope i spelled that right) is putting together a buncha recipes from juggalos and lettes to share with the fam - he's not doing it to sell, he just wants a central juggalo recipe place. Fresh idea i think - first on my list goes the grape faygo cake taht Primo's had a little while back. that shit wasn't bad. Regardless, if you have a fresh recipe like that cake, or just a simple one for fucking toast, he doesn't give a shit - toss him a line right here and give him your recipe! Juggalos Playing Benefit Show: Tomorrow night (saturday night in case you wonder) marks a special benefit show for Tom Taverna, and it seems that some juggalos are gonna be playing this time around. The show is going to be in Rochester, PA, outside of Pittsburgh. Who's playing? It's a new group from Dr. Espling and P and Spyder of LYNT called Twisted Thoughts. Click the pic to enlarge! Looks like it should be a good show. If ya need more info hit up here and here. It actually seems like a pretty decent cause - so hit those sites, and drop by the show if you can. : Well ninjas, that be it for me - in the next couple days be watching for my big E3 review. If you enjoy gaming in any form, or even simply hot bitches wearing almost nothing, then you'll enjoy it. And until then, my favorite pic from my time there: Best Stairs....Ever. And with that... D-FENS out [ E-mail DFENS | Comments ]

Thursday, May 26 2005 What up, I'm getting a later start on this, than I thought i would, so I'm gonna post the more important stuff, it's 2 am, and I gotta be up early, so here goes with some: Calm Storms Through The Charts: Well you knew this was coming, but the first week of sales of The Calm is tearing up the billboard charts, and even could be the number one selling EP of all time in it's first week! Holy Shit! here's the info posted from ICP.com: The Calm Drops on the World, and There's Nothing Calm About It May 25, 2005 Psychopathic Records, along with the Insane Clown Posse, would like to give a big "Thank you" to all the Juggalos that went out and bought The Calm EP during week one of its release. The Calm, without a doubt, is ICP's most successful EP ever released, far surpassing week one releases of ICP's other previous EPs. As a matter of fact, right now, Billboard is checking on the possibility that The Calm's first week sales may end up being the best out of any EP ever released in the history of the charts--all formats included! Now, it's true that out of the over 30,000 records that are released each year, only a few hundred of them are EPs. But still, to the have the #1 selling EP of all time in first week sales, or to even make the Top 10 in that category, would be a great honor. But for that, we're gonna have to wait and see. As far as a bunch of other charts go, here's the flavor: #32 on the Billboard Top 100 Chart #5 on the Billboard Rap Chart #5 on the Billboard Internet Sales Chart #4 on the Billboard brand new Hard Music Chart And, of course... Number motherfuckin' 1 on the Billboard Independent Chart! That's right, bitch, Psychopathic ain't no fuckin' Warner Brothers, but in the indie world, we own that fuckin' Independent Chart! Once again, we'd like to thank all the Juggalos and Juggalettes that completely had our back and went out and bought The Calm EP. Fuck yeah, it's definitely a tight little EP. Juggalos everywhere have been jamming that shit for the dope-ass summer just around the corner. And as for the rest of you, what the fuck you waiting for? The Calm is out and available everywhere--most places still have it on sale for about five or six bucks, and it's chock-full of flavor. Straight up, it's easily one of the best deals, if not the best deal, going on right now in the music business. Stop sleepin' and jump on this shit, 'cause from the response we've been getting from the Juggalos, it's definitely worth it. ICP Discography: I know i've gotten a few e-mails before asking us where they can find a complete discography from ICP, well here it is, over at ICP.com there's a discography now, so for that click Right Here Hot Topic Contest & Shirt: Well, a new shirt has been added to Hot Topic's collection of hot merchandise. Also there's a contest for an ICP DJ SYSTEM, so check them out: Click the banner for details! Click the pic to purchase! M, L, XL - $17.99 2X - $19.99 3X - $21.99 4X - $23.99So enter the contest, and be sure to pick up that new Blaze Shirt. Mars Instore:: A treat for all us ninjas from the detroit area, Horrorcore artist, Mars (not to be confused with Marz) will be doing an instore on Sunday May 29th, 2005 at your favorite record store, Hot HIts. So if you need something to do this weekend, definatly hit up hot hits and get a couple autographs, hang out, all that fun stuff. Just Click Here For More Info Marz Interview: Don't forget, tomorrow we (meaning Scottie) will be conducting an interview with Marz (not to be confused with mars) last call for questions, if you want them send them to ScottieD@Faygoluvers.net. So that's about it, i've gotta hit the hay, and get up early tomorrow, Star Wars kid... I Am Your Father seriously...do people make those knowing we're gonna post these and make fun of them? So goodnight, MCL. [ E-mail carnieseed | Comments ]

Tuesday, May 24 2005 What up Juggalos and Juggalettes? It's Tuesday evening, and I've got a little bit of news that you gotta hear about. Then I gotta get back to getting everything finalized for that big Marz Interview happening on Thursday afternoon. I'll get more into that in a bit..but now, let's check today's: Weekly Freekly coming Soon!: At InsaneClownPosse.com, they have posted that there will be a Weekly Freekly coming soon, featuring all of the news we need to hear about the upcoming Soopa Villainz album! Here's the breakdown: Breaking the Silence of the Calm May 24, 2005 What up, Juggalos and Juggalettes? I just ran into Violent J a little while ago, and he wanted me to let y'all know that he's started typing up a huge-ass Weekly Freekly. He didn't want to give many details just yet--after all, what's the point of writing all about the flavor if it ain't all new and fresh?--but he did say that he's got some news about some project called Soopa Villainz, and that he'll be droppin' it off sometime next week. That's all he said before disappearin' back into the Lotus Pod, though, so I don't think he's got any more to say until then. So make sure you're checking back here, because you know that when a Weekly Freekly hits, some serious news is about to come down! Alright now, let me address something I put up a few days ago. The news about Tech N9ne was probably a fluke, a hoax, whatever you want to call it. I'll just know one less person I can trust now unless some kind of article scan comes to surface. Either way, my bad for the falsified info...now I feel like Dan Rather. Yippee. Alright, now that that's out of the way, check out some more news on the official tip: Underground Psychos update: A few days ago at UndergroundPsychos.com, there was an announcement of a contestant dropping out. Check it: 5/23/05 WAVE 1 UPDATE The Dark Hills Gang has informed us that they wish to be removed from consideration for the Underground Psychos contest. Due to this, the spot in Round 3 that they previously occupied will now be taken by the next highest votegetter from Wave 1. And that artist is... Hoodlums 'n' Havoc! Congratulations to Hoodlums 'n' Havoc, and best of luck to the Dark Hills Gang. Make sure you get your vote in for Wave 2 by Thursday, because the voting is damn tight and every vote is gonna make a difference! So now, if you want to be a part of Psychopathic history, make sure you go to UndergroundPsychos.com and get your votin' on! You've only got 3 more days to decide who makes it to the next round! Axe the Question updated!: HAve you ever wanted to know just who is the ninja who puts all the fresh artwork on the posters that line your bedroom walls? Well that's what this week's Axe the Question is about! Take a look: Leonardo 2 Dope May 24, 2005 This one's for the art-lovers. KottonMouth Klown asks us: I've hurd one thing coming from people, but i wanna hear it straight from you guys, who drew the jokers cards?? Anyway around give that ninja some MAD props for me. Here's the real deal: Our own Shaggy 2 Dope uses a pen and paper for more than just writing lyrics. In addition to his rap skills, that ninja can also draw! Each and every one of the Joker's Cards comes from an original drawing by Shaggy 2 Dope himself, under the guidance of Violent J. He's also been known to tag a wall or two, and the Wraith was inspired by original graffitti he did before there was an ICP (which you can see in Behind the paint). You can also peep original Shaggy art on the cover of Beverly Kills 50187, Shaggy's Fuck Off EP, Violent J's Wizard of the Hood, and in the super old school, 1994 Wicked Clownz comic book, put out by Psycho Comics. On top of all that, he created Psychopathic's own Hatchetman, on a dinner napkin way back in the day! It's good to know that he ever stops rappin, he can put on a beanie and a smock and sell shit to museums. Yeah, right. That hasn't exactly been a big secret for all of these years, but I know a lot of ninjas out there just don't know, or have never thought about it. So there you have it...your source to all the Joker's cards, and then some. Marz show in 2 days!: Just a little reminder to all of you Dallas/Fort Worth ninjas out there looking for one of the best underground shows to hit Dallas in a long time! That killa Marz, along with McNastee, ClaAs, the Usual Suspects, and more will be performing this Thursday, May 26th at Tom Cats in Deep Ellum! Here's the flier with all the info you need to know: Click the pic to enlarge! That's all you need! There's still time to submit questions for our Marz Interview, so if you have any, make sure you send them in to ScottieD@faygoluvers.net and I'll sort through them in the next day. Artists needed for July 16th Worcester show!: A ninja named Monkey PM'd me through FLH's Private Messaging system and told me about a show happening in Worcester, MA on July 16th. They are needing some other acts to play, so if you've got a band, group, or solo act that you'd like to play, then email Krhymez@Gmail.com! Houston Mini Gathering!: Coming up on Saturday, June 11th, there will be a mini gathering in Houston, TX featuring the Filthee Immigrants, ClaAs, SHSM, and Unspeakable Symbol! There's an address and other info on the following flier: Click the pic to enlarge! And for more info on the event, you can click Right Here, or just go to HoustonJuggalos.com! Hatchet Radio needs DJs!: Just when you thought they were dead, HatchetRadio.com is coming back VERY soon! What he's needing though is some DJs who will be able to keep a steady schedule keepin the Juggalo tunes pumpin out of the 3 dollar computer speakers. So if you're interested, just email d3dbdym4n@yahoo.com! That's it Juggalos! I've gotta get to work on some stuff, so until next time, I'm out yall. Peace. [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Sunday, May 22 2005 Good evening Juggalos and Juggalettes! It's Sunday night, and I've got some shit you need to hear about to start off the new week. So let me make this a quickie and start with some: Tons of new HatchetGear!: That killa RibCage was the first to let me know that HatchetGear.com updated with an assload of new merch to get your hands on! First, check out the items: click the pic to view ALL New Items! Now, here's a list of everything including sizes, prices, and descriptions: Psy Gold/Black Football Jersey - XL, 3X - $75.00 Twiztid Mystery Show T-shirt - XL, 3X - $20.00 Twiztid "spike logo" Football jersey - XL, 3X - $75.00 Twiztid "spike logo" baseball hat - S/M, L/XL - $25.00 Twiztid "spike logo" basketball jersey - XL, 3X - $75.00 ICP Crop Circle logo sleeveless girly shirt - S, M, L, XL - $25.00 Hatchetman red/white Basketball Jersey - M, XL, 3X - $75.00 PSY Barbed Wire logo sleeveless girly shirt - S, M, L, XL - $25.00 Riddlebox everse t-shirt - M, XL, 3X, 5X - $20.00 Violent wear ICP Transfer t-shirt - M, XL, 3X, 5X (+$5.00) - $35.00 Violent wear ABK Transfer t-shirt - M, XL, 3X, 5X (+$5.00) - $35.00 Violent wear Blaze Transfer t-shirt - M, XL, 3X, 5X (+$5.00) - $35.00 Violent wear Twiztid Transfer t-shirt - M, XL, 3X, 5X (+$5.00) - $35.00 Violent wear Psychopathic Transfer t-shirt - M, XL, 3X, 5X (+$5.00) - $35.00 Psy Hatchetman Full-color barbed wire vinyl sticker - 10" - $10.00 Twiztid Freekshow Faces vinyl sticker - 10" - $10.00 Twiztid Green Book picture T-shirt - M, XL, 3X - $20.00 ABK Football Jersey (braids logo) - XL, 3X - $75.00 Twiztid Spike logo T-shirt - M, XL, 3X - $20.00 Hatchetman Football jersey Black/Gold - XL, 3X - $75.00 Hatchetman Polo shirt - M, XL, 3X - $35.00 Does anyone else think that Twiztid merch looks just extremely fresh? Man I wish I had some money. lol. I'm really diggin the Violent Wear too, but I'm not really feelin' the doubled price. Call me crazy... More info on Juggalo Gathering events!: At JuggaloGathering.com, there's a HUGE listing of a lot of the events that will be taking place, which is definitely worth the read. Check their post for a link and more info: More Gathering Details! May 20, 2005 For those of you that like to explore a website and see what kind of flavor is there, you're in for a heckuva treat today! We've updated the Gathering website with tons more flavor about all the events that'll be going down this year, both new and old. Been wondering how the Hold 'Em Tournament will work? Curious about the Car Show? Hit up the Gathering Events section and take a look through those categories and find out the where, when, who, what, and why for a bunch of the events. And ya know we'll be updating this with even more flavor over the next couple of weeks, so check it out and start planning your Gathering today! And in case you skimmed over that link, you can click Right Here to see the list of events that will be happening this year so far. Twiztid: "Man's Myth" for preorder: A ninja named Juggalo35461 sent me a few different links for preordering Twiztid's "Man's Myth"! There's an arsenal of different prices, but I'll just give you all of 'em: Preorder Twiztid's "Man's Myth" for $17.99 @ Amazon.com Preorder Twiztid's "Man's Myth" for $13.99 @ BestBuy.com Preorder Twiztid's "Man's Myth" for $12.59 @ CDUniverse.com I'm sure there are more out there, but I doubt we'll list them all. Either way, let's wait and see what HatchetGear.com and RedRumMedia.com have it put up for. Update on Tech N9ne / SV situation: That ninja R.J. Sievers actually emailed Strange Music about Tech N9ne being in the Soopa Villians. This is all they had to say: "Nope that would be a rumor." That was pretty straightforward. But if there was some huge news going on that nobody wanted to drop the ball on quite yet, do you think they would just tell some random ninja asking about it? I guess we'll just have to continue to wait and see. Oh yeah, and by the way, I was reading up on some message boards and comments sections, and some of you seem to think that the shitty little graphic from when I mentioned the possibility of Tech N9ne being in the Soopa Villians was from the magazine. Actually, I made it in like 2 minutes, and just wanted to post it so it stood out, since the news could possibly be huge. Sorry for the confusion. Questions needed for Marz interview!: I completely forgot to mention this earlier. There is a Marz concert happening in Dallas this Thursday, May 26th. Well, they have promised us a Video interview to take place before the show! So we're needing questions submitted. I know there have been a few interviews that we mentioned that we came short on getting, but this one is pretty much guaranteed. We're still waiting to hear back on that Vanilla Ice interview. But that's besides the point. If you have any questions, send them directly to me at ScottieD@faygoluvers.net. We've got a few that are ready to be asked already, so send them on over Juggalos! Grundy Graffix prizes FINALLY being received!: A ninja named Marklenko was one of the winners of the Colton Grundy Graffix Contest that was held late last year at ThaUndying.com. He emailed me to let everyone who won know that he received his prizes, and if you haven't yet, to be looking for them soon. Hopefully all of the other winners will get hooked up with the quickness, if not already. Songs of the Week posted!: With it being Sunday night, the Songs of the Week have all been updated! So check those out, and enjoy a little bit of that underground flavor! That's it for me tonight! Time to hit the sack. So until next time, I'm out like the next wave of Clown Porn! (Props to Fatrox for sending that in!) Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Friday, May 20 2005 What's goin on Juggalos? It's FRIDAY afternoon, and everybody and their mom decided to update their websites today! Most of it relates back to the same thing though, and believe it or not, that's not even the BIGGEST news of the day. For that, let's turn to this edition to: SOOPA VILLAINS Info Leaked??!: Alright, now let me preface this by saying that this ninja who sent in the info, chickenplucka, has sent in legit info before. Today, he sent in an email with a transcript from an Australian music magazine called "Rip It Up"! You're gonna flip when you read this: AUSINDIE: Shock Records today announced that the upcoming CD named 'Soopa Villianz' featuring members from Strange Records and Psychopathic Records labels would be distributed exclusively in Australia. Psychopathic Records is home to such groups as the Insane Clown Posse who toured Australia in 2003 causing unrest in many of the nations capitals. In a move believed to be in response to the low sales of Psychopathic Records albums in Australia, Shock contacted Psychopathic Records offering an undisclosed amount of money for the rights to be the sole distributors of the album. Shock claim the buyout was made in order to 'encourage export of the CD overseas', including the USA. Nobody from Psychopathic Records was available for comment. There are 2 significant pieces of info in that transcript. First, they mentioned that Soopa Villains will consist of people from Psychopathic Records and Strange Records (aka Strange Music). Could Psychopathic and Tech N9ne have possibly worked something out?? It's surprising that we haven't heard anything about it, but we'll let you know if we hear anything else. Now, what's the deal with having to export the CD from Australia, even to the U.S.? I know locally here in Dallas, Shock distributes to places like Tower Records. So hopefully we won't have to pay like 30 bucks for it. lol. Anyway, along with the Tech news, we'll definitely let you know about it. Underground Psychos: Round 2: Over at UndergroundPsychos.com, they've got the top 3 out of the last 10 contestants posted, as well as the next 10 contestants to view bios and vote on! There are a few sites that say basically the same thing, but to make sure the bases are covered, here's what UndergroundPsychos.com has got: 5/20/05 WAVE 1 WINNERS AND WAVE 2 CONTESTANTS! All the votes for Round 2, Wave 1 have been tabulated, and without further ado, the first three contestants to make it to Round 3 (in alphabetical order) are: Dark Hills Gang J Reno the Sadist Playaz Lounge Crew Congratulations to the contestants that have advanced! We are looking forward to hearing more from them once Round 3 starts on June 3. As for now, though, Wave 2 of Round 2 is in full effect! We have the next batch of 10 for y'all to check out, and they are: Chuck Dirty Dead by Wednesday Dead Heat Dinerologic HaVoK Il Duce Morbid Novocain The Nillaz TurnCoatDirty Head over to the Contestants section to see all the new pics, bios, hear the tracks, and of course read the comments from the Lotus Pod. As was the case before, voting will run for one week, from today through next week Thursday. So check out the new contestants and vote for who you think deserves to advance to Round 3! Well, the group I voted for made it in, and holy shit, DineroLogic has got my vote for this round. But then again, I've always been a fan of Ghost Fleet's music. So best of luck to ya ninja! Don't take my word on it though, because there are some other very qualified contenders up in that bitch! Just click Right Here and getcha votin' on! Also, InsaneClownPosse.com has put this up: Underground Psychos Rollin' Along May 20, 2005 We just got word from our homies handlin' Underground Psychos that the first three contestants to move on to Round 3 have been announced! They are: Dark Hills Gang, J Reno the Sadist, and Playaz Lounge Crew! Congrats to you ninjas, and good luck in Round 3. But they also got the next ten contestants for Wave 2 up and posted, and they are: Chuck Dirty Dead by Wednesday Dead Heat Dinerologic HaVoK Il Duce Morbid Novocain The Nillaz TurnCoatDirty So head over to the Underground Psychos website and peep all the new pics, bios, comments, and tracks, and cast your vote for who you think should move on! EshamTheBoogieMan.com and HatchetWarrior.com will probably eventually have that same post up later today. And finally, Twiztid.com has made mention of the Underground Psychos contest as well. Take a look: Fri., May. 20, 2005 @ 12:00 PM Riddle time? What is the most cutting edge innovating idea going on in the underground music scene today? If you responded = Underground Psychos, then you're already hip to the freshness that has been taking place on the web lately, courtesy of the Hatchet. Combining the power of choice with the chance to upgrade a talented local group or artist to a nationwide underground superstar or stars is the absolute bomb for sure! Get ready as we begin wave 2 in the search for the newest addition of the Psychopathic Records Family. Comments from the Hatchet's own ICP, Twiztid, Blaze, ABK, Lavel, and Jumpsteady can be viewed on the site as well as pictures, bios, and tracks from each artist, or group for your viewing and listening pleasure. Keep your eyes peeled to UndergroundPsychos.com for more on the hottest contest going down. Whew...alright. Now that we've got all of that covered for the contest, go fuckin listen Juggalos! 56Kers, before you get your weekend started, set all 10 of those things to download, and by the time you bring your drunk ass home on Sunday night, they'll be all finished up! Man's Myth & Mutant ad in High Times: A ninja with the email addy of DARKLOTUS7598@aol.com emailed me with a scan for the upcoming Twiztid albums: Man's Myth & Mutant! It was from the most recent issue of High Times, and it looks like I may have posted it before. Looks a little familiar, but I'm not really sure. You be the judge: Click the pic to enlarge! Looks pretty fuckin pump tight! It definiteyl catches your eye. Whew, as you can see I'm out of things to say about it, so onto the next news piece. JuggaloGathering addresses KMK situation: At JuggaloGathering.com, they have made mention of what we posted about the KottonMouth Kings tour being cancelled yesterday. Unfortunately, that also means that KMK's appearance at the Juggalo Gathering will be cancelled as well. Here's what was put up: KMK Update May 20, 2005 We got some bad news from our homies, the Kottonmouth Kings, earlier this week. Here's the news from their website: "We regret to inform everyone in the King Klick that the Summer Tour has been postponed. D Loc has severely injured his foot and has to have reconstructive surgery. D Loc wanted to do the tour in a wheelchair and went to a number of different specialists to get different opinions. All of them said he could not due the tour. We wanted all of you to hear it directly from us to avoid any rumors of why the tour is being postponed. We will miss everyone on the road this summer but we will be back as soon as D Loc has recovered. For all the So Cal King Klick we will be doing a CD release party at the Key Club on June 10th. The Kings will be in the house to celebrate the release of the new record and the rest of the Suburban Noize bands will be performing. Stay tuned for personal messages from the band coming soon. In the meantime go get the new record on May 31 and smoke one for D Loc. Stay Down for Krown." So, unfortunately, the Kottonmouth Kings won't be at the Gathering this year, as originally planned. We here at Psychopathic send out our best wishes to D Loc for a speedy recovery. Damn, not that I thought that it would be any different, but maybe in the next 2 months they'll be able to make SOME sort of recovery and get that fucker on stage. Section updates: At the suggestion of some recent emails, I went in and updated the ICP Albums section, as well as the Filmography section. There were a few DVD/CD combo things that we had forgotten to put in the Filmography one. So check that out if you're bored. Also, we're working on getting some of those A-1 Yola Videos put up in our Music Videos section. Shhhh! Alright, that's all I've got Juggalos! Have a great weekend, and I'm sure one of us will be back before the weekend is out. Until then, I'm out like The Riddler. (Thanks to Scotty 2 Dope for sending that link in!) Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Friday, May 20 2005 What up yall? It's Thursday night, and I'm sure will be into Friday morning before I get finished up. But it's all good. I don't have much for you tonight, just a few reminders and something pretty stale. Let's get started first with some: Underground Psychos coming Tomorrow!: For those of you who haven't voted for your favorite of the first ten artists yet at UndergroundPsychos.com, then you better hurry the fuck up! The voting ends tomorrow, and they'll have a NEW wave of 10 potential Psychopathic artists put up for your listening pleasure! Will you be one of the bands? Well, don't get too excited about that question if you didn't enter, numbnuts. But if you did, keep an eye on UndergroundPsychos.com tomorrow evening for the new set, and possibly results from last week's! KMK/Blaze tour dates cancelled: Yeah, you heard that right. The Kronic Mania Tour featuring the Kottonmouth Kings and Blaze ya Dead Homie has officially been Cancelled. Earlier today, a ninja named Frenzy sent me This link, which showed about 3/4 of the dates cancelled. Then later tonight at KottonmouthKings.com, they had this posted: "We regret to inform everyone in the King Klick that the Summer Tour has been postponed. D Loc has severely injured his foot and has to have reconstructive surgery. D Loc wanted to do the tour in a wheelchair and went to a number of different specialists to get different opinions. All of them said he could not due the tour. We wanted all of you to hear it directly from us to avoid any rumors of why the tour is being postponed. We will miss everyone on the road this summer but we will be back as soon as D Loc has recovered. For all the So Cal King Klick we will be doing a CD release party at the Key Club on June 10th. The Kings will be in the house to celebrate the release of the new record and the rest of the Suburban Noize bands will be performing. Stay tuned for personal messages from the band coming soon. In the meantime go get the new record on May 31 and smoke one for D Loc. Stay Down for Krown." So yeah, that fuckin sucks. I'm not really a big KMK fan, but this new album of theirs kicks all kinds of ass...ummm....supposedly. ::cough:: Anyway, hopefully when they say Postponed, they really mean it. Either way, heal up quick D-Loc! Tucson Marz date confirmed!: A Juggalo named Mr. M emailed me about a tour date in Las Vegas, NV being scheduled. Well, I then went to check Marz's Website, and saw this post: Tucson, AZ Date Confirmed MARZ has officially confirmed a show in Tucson, AZ on Saturday, June 11th at The Rock! So here is a recap of the upcoming shows.... May 26th - Tom Cat's in Dallas, TX MARZ wsg McNastee, Usual Suspects, CLAAS, Ghost, Texas Assassin, and Sin Loc All Ages | Show Flyer | More Info June 1st - Roadhouse in Las Vegas, NV MARZ wsg Cooley Killz ft. JFT and Nicky Santoro, Iron Fist, Pack, and Wrath All Ages | Show Flyer | More Info June 11th - The Rock in Tucson, AZ MARZ wsg Punk A.D., Woodpile, Pack, Lan - C, Coma, Grime, J-20, Prideland Rydaz All Ages | Show Flyer | More Info So if you're in Dallas, Las Vegas, or Tucson, better beware, because Marz is comin' to your town! We'll see you in Dallas! HOI Interview with Daddy X!: Those killaz at HallsOfIllusions.com got an interview with one member of the KottonMouth Kings, none other than Daddy X! X talks about the new album, working with different guest stars, Juggalos, and even their past beef with Twiztid. You can check that out here: Daddy X Interview @ HOI.com That kid's a good interviewer, and asks a lot of relevant questions. It kept my attention throughout the entire piece, and that's hard to do. lol. So anyway, do yourself a favor and check that out! Ajax show this Friday!: Our homie Ajax ( AJAX420.com is putting on a show this Friday, May 20th at the I Rock Nightclub in Detroit! It's pretty short notice, (About 17 hours to be exact,) but you're sure to have a hell of a good time there. Here's the info you need: Ajax Show Friday, May 20th I Rock Nightclub 16350 Harper Detroit, MI The show starts up at about 7:00 PM, and it's All Ages! For more info, you can call 313-881-ROCK! Get your asses over there and support that Wicked shit! Juggalo label needing Artists!: Our old homie Johnny C has started up his own label called Hustluz Entertainment. Their website can be found at HustluzEnt.com. Anyway, they're based in the St. Louis area, and already have 2 talented artists on their roster. However, they'd like to have more. So if you live in that area, and want a chance to be a part of the label, then send your demos, questions, and comments to downforlife@gmail.com! That's it from me tonight Juggalos! Time to call it a night. I'll be back tomorrow for some Underground Psychos updates and whatever else may come, so until then, I'm out like this Kinky Bitch's consciousness. Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Wednesday, May 18 2005 What up Juggalos and Juggalettes, i got a little news for you, filling in for Scottie again, There's definitely some worth while news, but I'm going to try and make it quick so lets start it off with a little: Soopa Who?: Well, apparently in the Ausse release of The Calm it was lacking the advertisement for the Forgotten Freshness 4, in it's place though, was this: click the pic to enlarge! It says, Soopa Villainz, Nov. 15th, Featuring not 3 but 4! members, Mr. Hearts, Spades, Clubs, and Diamonds. Awesome, hit up SoopaVillainz.com thanks to Blak Majik for sending it in. More Gathering Artists: A ninja going by Captivity e-mailed us about the Calm Release Party last night and apparently they dropped a few more names for the Gathering, big names like. the Kottonmouth Kings, Mack 10, Fat Joe and the Terror Squad, and CHARLIE MURPHY!!! yes, Fat Joe, and Charlie Murphy? If you don't got your tickets yet, go pick them up at JuggaloGathering.com HatchetGear News: Well if you check out HatchetGear they've got some news on ordering info, and a new Down w/ the Clown store in Oklahoma, check it out: IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION AND A NEW STORE IS DOWN WITH THE CLOWN We've got some good news for people shopping on HatchetGear these days. As you know, we've been shipping with USPS for the last 8 months or so and if you know anything about shipping, you know that USPS is crazy cheaper than UPS. Thanks to these new, lower rates, we've been able to adjust our Shipping & Handling rates to US$3.00 for the first item + US$2.00 per additional item. We've wanted to alter our rates for some time now, but first we had to look at how much we were spending on shipping. We figured that 6 months was a long enough time to give us a good idea of our average package cost. Now that we've determined that our average package is cheaper than before (and arrives faster, as an added benefit) we've been able to pass the savings along to you. We wanted to make sure that these new prices were in place before we dropped The Calm on that ass. We'll be offering The Calm starting tomorrow Friday, May 6th, at an extra-special low price of US$5.00 and we wanted to make sure that people got the benefit of the low shipping rates. If you don't want to pick up something right now to enjoy the new, lower rates then be sure to come back tomorrow so you can order the next chapter of ICP's story and not have to come out-of pocket much at all. We'd also like to welcome a new Down with the Clown Store. The store is called The Beat Goes On, and it's located in Claremore, OK. All you Tulsa-area Juggalos go check out the new store and show 'em some love since they're looking out for all of us. Until next time, keep it (Insert Your Own Word Here). So if you've been waiting on cheaper Shipping, there you have it. Tales from the Dark Carnival: as all of you who bought The Calm may be aware, of a soon to be Series entitled, Tales From The Dark Carniva, well a ninja named Stephen Orsby found THIS!. Also this was found from CareerFilm.com: 04/07/2005. "TALES FROM THE DARK CARNIVAL" Sota F/X Productions is accepting submissions for Tales From the Dark Carnival, a digital TV pilot from Insane Clown Posse. Prod. Mike Greene, dir. Roy Knyrim. Shoot starts June. Copy, credit, and meals provided. There is no pay. Breakdown-Jason Mages: 18 to play 17, punk kid, into rap and horror; Robert Mages: 35-45, abusive father; Pam: 35-45, sickly mom type; Paul: 14-17, should look very young; Neno: 14-17, bad kid, Paul's friend; Bubba: 14-17, chubby kid, Paul's friend; Dwayne: 14-17, Neno's sidekick; Rusty: 18-19, big kid, kind of slow. Send pix & resum? to Sota F/X Productions, 7338 Valjean Ave., Van Nuys, CA 91406. For more information e-mail sotafxproductions@yahoo.com NON-UNION. So that sounds sweet, and for more information, hit up that e-mail right there in the article. I for one can't wait to see this. Losing Some Homies: Sorry to get onto this sad not, but it has to be done, this first one is just sick, a ninja named Sean Perham lost his cousin to a brutal murder that is being investigated, send him your support and prayers to him and his family, and if you want you can read the article written Right Here And next is a ninja named Ryan who lost his girl to Cystic Fibrosis, and will be participating in Great Strides Walk-A-Thon, with proceeds going to help the Canadian Cystic Fibrosis Foundation, and if you wanna help him out and pledge whatever you can, you can do so Right Here. LVJuggalos Gathering Site: Our homies over at LVJuggalos.com wanted us to let you know about their Gathering site, it's pretty sweet, go check it out Right Here. Sauce Storm Reminder: Just a reminder from our homies over at Juggalo Sauce that the Sauce Storm Mini-Gathering is coming up THIS SATURDAY in New Galilee, PA. So hit that up, it's $5 Keg, and BYOB if you're drinking, there's going to be games, faygo drinking contest, wet t-shirts, and much more, for more info hit up their site, or check the flyer: Click the pic to enlarge! So if you're in the area, and wanna party, head on over to that, and have a blast hangin' with some homies Well, that's about all I've got tonight, Scott will probably be back tomorrow, and until next time, all you gamer ninjas definatly gotta check out this from E3, PS3 Unveiled it's a long video, but if you're a gamer, it's well worth the watch, make sure you have time though it's over an hour long. until next time, MCL. Peace. [ E-mail carnieseed | Comments ]

Tuesday, May 17 2005 What up Juggalos, and Happy Tuesday! It's hovering around the 8:00 PM mark, so I'll be posting some stuff about today's Insane Clown Posse release: "The Calm"! Don't worry though, if you don't want to know, it won't be out there right on the front page. You'll have to click to get it. Anyway, with that said, let's start off with some: The CALM is Here!: That's right Juggalos, today's the day you can go out and scoop up your copy of ICP's "The Calm" for around 5 Bucks! Check what InsaneClownPosse.com had to say: The Calm in Stores Now! May 17, 2005 There's a storm on the horizon... but for now, we have officially entered The Calm. It's true, The Calm EP from ICP is now available in stores, and from what we've heard, it's already flying off the shelves! The Calm is the first ICP album completely created by Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope--lyrics, beats, everything--and it's also filled with devastating news about what to expect in the future that's so mind-blowing, you'll just have to check it out for yourself! And there ain't no excuses why you shouldn't pick up this dope-ass EP, either. The price? Hell, there are a couple of major stores out there that are carrying it for under $5! How can you beat that? So head out to your local record store, hit up HatchetGear, just do whatever you gotta do and pick up The Calm right away! Juggalos and Juggalettes, "The Calm" is THE SHIT! If you haven't had a chance to pick it up yet, then do yourself a favor and DO IT! Just so you know, I went to Circuit City today, and they hadn't received their stock yet. So I had to resort to going to Best Buy and paying $7.99 for it instead of $4.99. Ahh well, I had to get that shit so i could report to you what all is released in the liner notes! Check the next section of the update: What's all the Flavor in "The Calm"??: As was said before, "The Calm" has a grip of insanely huge news that we've all been waiting to hear! But just so I don't spoil it for anyone wanting to find out for themselves, I went ahead and put it in a section so that you can see it for yourself, instead of throwing it right out there for everyone. Now that I've completed the longest run-on sentence in the world, check out our "Upcoming" section: "Upcoming Releases" @ FLH.net In that section there is a list of everything that will be coming out over the next year or so. So make sure you take a look at that if you're a little strapped for cash at the moment and can't pick the album up. Violent J mentioned in Blender Magazine: That's right, and this time it's NOT a diss! Can you believe it? A Juggalo named wankmasterlowe found an article in the latest edition of Blender called "Celebrity Fight Club - ROCK AND ROLL ANIMALS". The premise of it is that they compare some of the more sleazy things that "rock stars" have been through over the years. That ninja mentioned above sent in a scan of it, so check it: Click the pic to view the full article! One of the reasons that I included that full bracket is because Bushwick Bill is also on there. And it says that he is "believed to be the only rapper to glorify necrophilia in his lyrics". Uhhh....wrong much? Former Zug drummer in AP: There's a new band out there making news in Alternative Press magazine! The band is called Bear vs. Shark, and surprisingly, the drummer is none other than former Zug Izland drummer: Ashley Horak! AP has all of their facts mixed up, but it's still cool that he's being mentioned. In the magazine, it claims that he is a "former member of Insane Clown Posse", and also a certified Juggalo". If you want to know more about the band, you can go to BearVSShark.com! Thanks to pittsburghninja@yahoo.com for the info! Marz coming to Dallas - a Reminder!: Over at the official Marz website, MARZ.ws, he's got a new flier posted for the show! We went ahead and JPG'd it up to post: Click the pic to enlarge! Also, for those of you Marzalos out there, Faygoluvers.net has now been graced with a Marz Section! It's there permanently now, so check it out under the Artists section, or by clicking Right Here! Screens from Killa C's "Torn" video: Killa C's Juggalette, Alicia hooked us up with some screen shots from Killa C's upcoming music video: "Torn". You can view them at Killa C's message board by clicking Right Here! Also, you may want to stay tuned to FLH for an EXCLUSIVE from Killa C!! Could it be anything to do with the "Torn" video? Good guess sherlock. We'll keep you posted though! Wicked Wasteland show: A Juggalo named Flava wanted to send in a reminder of a show that's going down called "Wicked Wasteland". It's taking place in Denver, Colorado on Thursday, June 2nd! Here's the venue info: Wicked Wasteland Thursday, June 2nd Cervantes 2637 Welton St. Denver, Colorado The show will include the Brutally Vicious Killaz, Killa C, Axe Murder Boyz, D.C.K., and West Nile! Tickets are only $10.00, and are available at Primos (4948 W Alameda St, Denver)! Also, Killa C will be having an Autograph Session at Primos the day before starting at 5:00 PM! For any other info on the event, you can contact BigDrunkMan@yahoo.com! New online Juggalo radio station!: A ninja named Billabonga emailed me about a new Online Radio Station that's trying to get the word out about the flavor they play. The station can be found at OutcastRadio.net, and they play all of the earliest and latest from Psychopathic Records. So go do yourself a favor and check out OutcastRadio.net! More Juggalo Gamers!: A Juggalette named MsJuggalotus is into the World of Warcraft, and has a guild going on the Horde side. If you'd like to join that guild, you can contact an Orc Hunter by the name of Ravage to get hooked up on some more Juggalo flavor while doing what yo ulike to do best. If you have any other questions, email ameans@rgv.rr.com! A Replacement for Soundclick?: A ninja named Marra H emailed me and said that they would be starting a "soundclick-like" site where anyone out there can post their Full EP/LP on this new site for absolutely FREE! AND, you don't even have to sign up! Interested? Then email wettempe@hotmail.com! That's it from me tonight ninjas! It was a HUGE news day, but keep a lookout for even more coming from your homies at FLH! Until next time, well, What the Fuck?. (Props to Jeremy for the link! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Monday, May 16 2005 What up yall? It's like 2 in the morning, and I know there hasn't been a post here in like 3 days. My bad. School's out, so priority mode has been to get this house into shape. I'm as sore as a prison rape victim (but not in that area), but shit's lookin good. Anyway, enough of all that. I know there's some shit you're wanting to hear about. So let's get into this edition of: News on Underground Psychos!: Alright, all of InsaneClownPosse.com, HatchetWarrior.com, and EshamTheBoogieMan.com has posted the exact same update regarding Round 2 of the UndergroundPsychos.com competition. So check it out: Underground Psychos Round 2 May 13, 2005 The Underground Psychos Contest has officially started the Second Round of elimination! The top thirty have been selected and now everyone that stops by UndergroundPsychos.com has the opportunity to vote on who they think should advance to Round Three! Round Two is divided up into three waves of contestants, 10 in each wave. The first wave consists of the following contestants (listed in alphabetical order): Dark Hills Gang Death Child FlipSyde Hoodlums 'n' Havoc Hydro 'n' Diabolic J Reno the Sadist Jon P Mr. Morbid Playas Lounge Crew Skeem Remember, this is only the first wave of ten. If you've submitted an entry and you don't see your name on the list, you may be in the next wave! Each wave of voting lasts 7 days, the voting results being posted the day after along with the next wave of contestants. This is your chance to determine who will be the next Psychopathic Records artist so make sure you check out each artist thoroughly and make your vote count! Let's get into another post regarding the UP contest before I make any commentary about it. Check it: Round 2 Starts NOW!: Now, UndergroundPsychos.com has also made a similar post talking about the contest. Here's what they have, including a list of artists, how to vote, and all of that: 5/13/05 ROUND 2, WAVE 1 BEGINS NOW! It's time to finally start voting! This is Wave 1, where you'll get your first chance to hear the first ten contestants who are moving on in hopes of landing a contract with Psychopathic Records! Let's start by listing the first ten you'll be voting on (in alphabetical order): Dark Hills Gang Death Child FlipSyde Hoodlums 'n' Havoc Hydro 'n' Diabolic J Reno the Sadist Jon P Mr. Morbid Playas Lounge Crew Skeem If you head over to the Contestants section, you'll be able to see their pics, read their bios, download their tracks, and read what everyone in the Lotus Pod had to say about 'em. Voting begins now, and lasts until next week Thursday! So best of luck to everyone up for voting now, and if you didn't see your name, don't worry too much... there's still 20 more artists waiting for their chance, and one of them could be you! There are a few artists in there that are definitely on par with the quality I was expecting out of the top 30 of the contest. But a few of them in there...they're on the right track, but I don't know that they belong in the top 30. Who knows. I guess I can't really make that statement until I see who gets left out. But anyway, the commentary by the Psychopathic Records artists can be extremely brutal! It's funny to read, and see how the artists' opinions differ. Monoxide is exceptionally vicious! Right now, everyone's seeming to lean toward the Playaz Lounge Crew for wave 1. They definitely got my vote too. But we'll see who comes in on the next round. Here's a little write-up in the Contestants page that lets you know how everything's going to work: It's in! After many entries, many hours of bumpin' beats, feelin' flows, and careful, calculating evaluations, the first 10 of 30 contestants have been decided upon. And now, it's onto you to decide! We have 10 of the underground's finest psycho-rappers, all competing head-to-head for your listening pleasure. Listen to their tracks, peep their pics, read their story, read what Psychopathic's artists think of them, and decide for yourself which of these cats are mad-phat, and which are mad-whack. After listening to them all, decide which of these is your favorite, then click on the "Vote Now" button to place your choice for the best Underground Psycho! Only the top three vote-getters will pass onto Round 3, so be tough! You only get one vote, so vote wisely. Only with your input will the next Psychopathic Records recording artist be decided! Go now! Listen, peep, read, read some more, and vote! Do it NOW! You've got about 4 days to listen to 10 tracks, read bios, read commentary, and vote. So you 56Kers better start downloading! Twiztid MMM Promo Sheets: At Juggalo.com, they got a hookup on the Man's Myth and Mutant promo sheets. There's some extremely interesting shit on there that you're going to want to read. Take a look: Click the pics to enlarge! Alright, we all knew that "Man's Myth" is going to be pure Twiztid flavor, not unlike everything we've heard from them before. But did you notice that "Mutant" was going to be an entire Rock CD?? I guess we're gonna be getting our Black Majik album after all! Hopefully we'll get a sampler from this soon, because it'll be the shit to hear what that's gonna sound like. The CALM: $4.99!!: For those of you who haven't preordered ICP's "The Calm" CD yet, your procastination may just pay off this time! I was flipping through the Sunday ads, and came across the one for Circuit City. Well there in the CDs section was "The Calm" on sale on this Tuesday! That surprised me even to see it there. But when I saw that it was only going to be $4.99, that flipped my wig! Click the pic to purchase for $4.99 So you best believe that that's where I'll be on Tuesday! After tax, you'll make it outta there for under 6 bucks! Fuck some Shipping/Handling! heh. Anyway, the new System of a Down CD also drops that day, and is $8.99 at CC as well. So for you SOAD fans, pick it up! PSY Merch @ Hot Topic: A ninja named Joe emailed me about some new Psychopathic merch he found at HotTopic.com. Check it out, along with the prices: ICP Playing Card Tin - $10.00 ICP Fuzzy Dice - $7.00 ICP 7 Magnet Set - $6.00 So if any of that catches your eye, pick it up by clicking those links! More News from Fritz!: Both Fritz and the Tattler have been steady keepin up with the posts lately! On Saturday at FTCMusikLabz.com, Fritz put up some news about new Loops, and an upcoming contest for the Freekshow guitar. Here that is: 14th May 2005 5:02pm: New Loops! I finally got a few spare moments to put together 3 new construction kits and some drum sounds. And rumour has it that Tattla is going to chug out some heavy guitar loops in the near future. So would it help if I posted some Reason songs that use the factory sound bank, so you can take a FTC track and dissect it? Some people have been submitting some great ideas as to what type of contest should be involved with the "Freekshow" guitar. Email me your ideas, keep askin' questions in the forums, and above all, MAKE MUSIK! And just tonight, The Tattler put up a post too. Take a look: 15th May 2005 11:56pm: Heavy Guitarz What up y'all? As the good Dr. mentioned, I whipped up a set of heavy guitar elements for you all. Same rules apply; they're free for you to use, and keep, and all that stuff. The difference with these samples though, is that they're one-shot files consisting of individual guitar chords. They're not going to sound good to anyone that doesn't use them creatively. That said, the sampler I made in Reason took all of about 20 minutes to load the files into NNXT, and sequence out the thing. Using them in Acid is about the same deal. Anyway, keep on keepin' on. -The Tattler Sounds like we'll have some details on the contst for the guitar that Fritz used during the FreekShow era coming soon! We'll definitely keep you in the loop on that one! "What is a Juggalo?" article: A Ninja named Monkey emailed me with an article from Useless-Knowledge.com that actually talked about Juggalos like we're human beings. Imagine that! This is one of the more supportive articles I've seen about Juggalos in a while. So if you wanna give that a read, just click Right Here! Ontario Artists needed for Mixtape!: An Ontario Juggalo named Unreal 187 is looking for Ontario Juggalos who have groups/bands that would be willing to submit tracks for an 80 Minute Mixtape! He didn't specify if the music is limited by genre, so whether you're rap, horrorcore, metal, punk, play the oboe, or whatever the fuck, email unreal___187@hotmail.com for any info you need. Horrorcore Artists needed: A ninja named Adam Webber has got a record label he's starting out at Dizmal.tk, and he's needing some artists in the horrorcore genre that would be interested in helping get the label off the ground. Now I know an assload of you email me asking about any labels out there that need artists, so jump on it when I post about it! You can email him at ninja_gottie@hotmail.com! WickedFest in 4 Days!: That ninja Foreverman has sent me a flyer about a show coming up on Friday, May 20th called WickedFest. It's happening in Selden, New York, and there's all kinds of contests, live performances, and more going on! Take a look at the flier: Click the pic to enlarge! The show starts up at 7:00 PM, and you can find out a lot more about it at WickedFest.cjb.net! if you have any questions, just email fmofsck@yahoo.com! Jugga-babies Born!: There are 2 new Juggalo Families (of the blood-origin, of course) that have been started over the weekend. First off, Helen Rebechi emailed me about 2 friends of hers, Diana and Tim who just brought a 6lb 14oz baby into the world on May 15th! If you wanna wish them congrats, then send it to Helen at helen2dope@hotmail.com! Also, a good homie of mine named Crow from the JXW and his girlfriend Mai just had a baby too! Her name is Raven, and she weighed 6.7 pounds, and is very happy and healthy. So much props to ya Crow! Songs of the Week & Wallpapers: So yeah, the Songs of the Week have been updated too! Check all of those out, because there's some funny shit, underground shit, and all-in-all good shit over there! Also, we've been adding a lot of submitted wallpapers lately, so you may want to give that section a look. Well Juggalos, it's late, and I've gotta get up for another wonderful work week. Hopefully I'll have tomorrow's post up before 3 in the morning, but if not, I'm sure you'll get over it. heh. Anyway, until next time, goodnight, and MCL! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Thursday, May 12 2005 What up Juggalos and Juggalettes, it's your good buddy Carnie filling in for Scottie while he studies for finals...or so I think...well anyways, there's a couple big things today: Samples From "The Calm": Well we've gotten a bunch of e-mails and messages for this but the winner is......Our home boy, Matt Shettles. anyways, our buddies at SamGoody have posted some 30-Second Samples of every song on the upcoming EP due in just 5 days!, so if you can't wait to hear what it's like go ahead and click the link below: Click Here and Listen to 30-Second Samples So give that shit a listen, or if you wanna keep it a surprise, you only got 5 more days, you can wait it out. Fresh Kid Ice News: Most of you should remember who Fresh Kid Ice is, from the 2 Live Crew. Good News for all you Miami Juggalos, The China Man is comin' home to Miami for the Memorial Day weekend, and All Juggalos and 'lettes are invited to come: Date: May 28th, 2005 Where Coconut Grove Convention Centre For More Info Check:ChinaMan Records R.U.I. Concert:: Our homie Ded Assasin from PAJuggalos and his band Rapping Under the Influence is holding a show, and looking for a couple acts to join the ticket, so if you're in a group in PA. and wanna do a show, hit him up at Assasin@pajuggalos.com. Or if you're just interested in hitting up the show, check out the site, RUI.akvh.us or click the flyer below Click the pic to enlarge! Note: The address has been changed, please view this flier for all updated info! Juggalo Gamer Clans: Here's a couple things for all you Everquest and Halo Junkies, so read what we got, and if you play either and lookin' for ninjas, check it out: Sup ninjas i just wanted to take the time out to tell you all about a massive multiplayer online game called Everquest. There are many juggalos and lettes on this game at all times and we have just started a juggalo guild and would like to encourage any ninjas out there to start playing this game and join the Tribunal server. Even if u dont like these kind of games it's a great tool to hang out and chat with other ninjas. Our guild is called "Champions of the Lotus Pod" and if there are any ninjas on the Tribunal server please send an ingame email to Enchantmenter, Coltongrundy, Madrox, or Sirrithgar. We would be happy to invite family to our online world to just chill and enjoy a great time. We currently have about 68 juggalos in our guild and are looking for more family so please come and join us. If u have any questions please send a email to Violentj213@comcast.net And for all you Halo homies, here's one for you. hey im just writting to say there is a new clan in town for halo called {SWK}(Samhien Witch Killas)anyway here is a link http://s10.invisionfree.com/Samhien_Witch_Killas/index.php?act=idx check that out if any juggalos or juggalettes that play halo wanna hook up with some other juggalos or lettes on halo and kick some ass on all those other weak ass clans just post under recruiting and we will hit ya back So if you're busy playing either of those games, look into those if you wanna play with some down ass Juggalos Juggalo Lookin for Homies:I got an e-mail from a ninja who recently moved to Yukon, OK. Named Jorge and He's lookin' for some ninjas to kick it with, so hit him up if you wanna chill at LilRandy87@yahoo.com Well that concludes tonight's news, so until next time, I'm in like Dave Chappelle so that's all, take it easy, MCL. [ E-mail carnieseed | Comments ]

Wednesday, May 11 2005 What up Juggalos and Juggalettes? This is your homie Scottie D back from taking my next-to-last final exam. Thank God. There's quite a bit of news going on tonight, so take a look at today's: Finally...some BLAZE News!: After nearly 3 months without a post, we finally got some word from ThaUndying.com! There's some big news in there (most of which has been covered), but check it anyway; Tue., May. 10, 2005 @ 10:30 PM What up yall..... I'm back with a bit of that Grundy newz. A few things are set to happen in the world of the deadman, and I'm here to keep you up to date. The Psychopathic All-Stars tour as well as Twiztid's mystery show were huge success's, but there only the tip of the iceberg for what's in store for the deadbodyman this year. Blaze and the Kings... That's right, the psycho thug, Blaze Ya Dead Homie is set to hit the road very shortly with the KottonMouth Kings on his second nationwide tour of the 2 double-O five. The road has been calling the deadman, and he is ready to answer the calls. The Kronic Mania Tour is set to kick off in West Hollywood, Ca. For a complete list of dates check below or visit the Tour Dates page. Fri - 06-10-05 West Hollywood CA - Key Club Sat - 06-11-05 West Hollywood CA - Key Club Wed - 06-15-05 San Diego CA - Soma Thu - 06-16-05 Anaheim CA - House of Blues Fri - 06-17-05 Anaheim CA - House of Blues Thu - 06-23-05 San Francisco CA - Slim's Fri - 06-24-05 Portland OR - Meow Meow Downstairs Sat - 06-25-05 Seattle WA - Neumos Crystal Ball Sun - 06-26-05 Boise ID - The Big Easy Tue - 06-28-05 Salt Lake City UT - The Venue Wed - 06-29-05 Denver CO - Ogden Theatre Thu - 06-30-05 Denver CO - Ogden Theatre Fri - 07-01-05 Omaha NE - Sokol Auditorium Sun - 07-03-05 Minneapolis MN - The Quest Mon - 07-04-05 Fargo ND - Playmaker's Wed - 07-06-05 Davenport IA - Quad City Live Thu - 07-07-05 Sauget MO - Pop's Fri - 07-08-05 Chicago IL - House of Blues Sat - 07-09-05 Detroit MI - Clutch Cargos Mon - 07-11-05 Cleveland OH - Peabody's Tue - 07-12-05 Cincinnati OH - Bogart's Thu - 07-14-05 Washington DC - 9:30 Club Fri - 07-15-05 Hartford CT - Webster Theater Sat - 07-16-05 New York NY - B.B. King Blues Club Sun - 07-17-05 Boston MA - Avalon Ballroom Tue - 07-19-05 Philadelphia PA - Trocadero Wed - 07-20-05 Towson MD - The Recher Theatre Thu - 07-21-05 Pittsburgh PA - Mr. Smalls Theatre Fri - 07-22-05 Garrettsville OH - Crystal Forest Sat - 07-23-05 Norfolk VA - The Norva Theatre Mon - 07-25-05 Atlanta GA - Masquerade Tue - 07-26-05 Daytona Beach FL - Fuel Nightclub Wed - 07-27-05 Fort Lauderdale FL - Culture Room Thu - 07-28-05 Saint Petersburg FL - State Theatre Sat - 07-30-05 Houston TX - Fitzgeralds Sun - 07-31-05 Austin TX - The Parish Mon - 08-01-05 Dallas TX - Tree's Tue - 08-02-05 Springfield MO - The Rockwell Wed - 08-03-05 Tulsa OK Cain's - Ballroom Fri - 08-05-05 Albuquerque NM - Sunshine Theater Sat - 08-06-05 Phoenix AZ - Marquee Theatre Sun - 08-07-05 Tucson AZ - Coconuts 25 to Life... Blaze has confirmed that two tracks that he contributed to Eidos for there brand new release 25 to life have been excepted and will be featured prominently in the game. One of these tracks has never been released and was made specifically for the game, so it's sure to be devastating. Further information on a release date is not available yet, but keep checking back and I'll keep you posted. The Murder Mix... A short while ago Blaze had asked for the opinions of the juggalo nation on the contents of his next project, Blaze's Murder Mix. Well, after carefully sifting through e-mail after e-mail he is finally ready to start constructing the disc like a Jedi would his light saber. He has relayed to me that the CD will contain no less then four never released tracks, from the EP era. Some are b-sides that never made the cut and others are lost gems, thought to be gone forever until only recently being rediscovered. He also said that this isn't a greatest hits disc, every track you think you heard will be nothing like you've heard before. That's all for now, stay tuned to thaundying.com for all your Grundy newz. Till next time, dig some graves, and keep it gangsta. So the stuff we didn't know is that there are 2 count 'em 2 Blaze tracks in the 25 To Life video game! Plus...a Forgotten Freshness / Cryptic Collection type album from Blaze? As a big Blaze mark, I am fuckin HYPE about the Murder Mix! But what happened to Gang Ragz? Guess we'll see if that ever comes around... More News from Dr. Fritz!: At Fritz's website, FTCMusikLabz.com, he's made a post showing off some guitars that Twiztid gave him, as well as added a section to the site. Check it out: 10th May 2005 9:46pm: To compensate for my tardiness I have (much props to tattman) posted pictures of my pride and joy guitars that Twiztid got me for 1:Freekshow and during the Mirror Mirror days 2:LimeJello. Lime jello will be making a definite appearance on the MMMv2. Maybe we can do something with the "We Don't Die" guitar ? Contest ? 11:42am: New Page Hey all..... I know I've been slackin', the Tattla chewed me out last night. But the dog ate my post.....Well, not really. Busy, Busy, Busy. Big Tat put up a new page located on the bottom right called "The 411". It will contain articles and info for your peepage. Jeff from Soweto Productions starts it off with an article about mastering. Check it out. I'll keep getting folks to write info that relates to music and recording. I promise I'll have new loops and some drum sounds up this weekend. I would have put something up last weekend, but my garage door mashed me in the head and screwed my back up. So I'm a weekend behind. If anybody has a spare weekend that they'd like to sell or loan to me, hit me up via email. And with that, I'm out. I think Fritz is being a little too hard on himself about not posting...I mean come on, it's only been like 2 weeks. Did you SEE how long it took for Blaze's site to post? heh. Anyway, now to get into some: V-Ice Responds to VH1 show...: Over at VanillaIce.com, Rob Van Winkle himself has put a message talking about his experience with the VH1 show: "Remaking". I got a few emails saying how Juggalos shouldn't support Ice anymore because he's a dick, yadda yadda yadda, etc. Well, here's his take on the whole situation: Straight from Ice on "Remaking" Posted by xHypex on Saturday, May 7 2005 My thoughts about the VH1 Show "Remaking": When I first saw the show I was upset. I had a gut feeling that they would edit it in a very negative way. I guess that is to be expected because of my refusal to do what they were asking me to do. They have so much more footage that would have made the show so much more balanced and positive. The way they edited it was totally under the producer's control and they chose to slant the show negatively. I know a lot of people are hating on me because of the show. So for those who do not understand why I declined to let someone do my hair, re-dress me, and make me over again it's because I would just rather remain doing my own thing, making music the way that I feel it should be. My true fans will appreciate what I do. I have learned that when it comes to music and me - that it shouldn't be about image or gimmicks or hair style or clothes. That doesn't make the person within, it's about the MUSIC, so when I refused to let them make me into what they saw me as, they portrayed me as someone that doesn't care and that's far from the truth. It's because I do care that I didn't conform and I am not the ass they portrayed. They left out all the good parts on purpose. Life is about FAMILY AND FRIENDS! So use my life as a lesson, and just remember to "BE YOURSELF"! P.S. I appreciate the opportunity VH1 gave me. I just wish I could have better understood their intentions. I am sorry to those who are pulling for me, but this is not the end --it's just another adversity that I will have to overcome. Thanks for your support! As for Chris I know some of you think he that "HE THREW ME UNDER THE BUS'' but we remain good friends. It wouldn't be proper if I didn't mention the ones who have pulled me out of the trenches, MY FAMILY, the VIP ARMY, and ICP and the JUGGALO'S, I will never turn my back on you! FAMILY FOR LIFE!!! -ROB Much love back to you homie. Seriously, if you've never met Ice, then don't judge him by that, or any other reality show he may have been on. Editing is a magical thing, and when a network wants to typecast you, they will make for damn sure that they get what they want. Keep checking back to VanillaIce.com for more upcoming album details! KMK "King Klick" Video up!: KMK's album is droppin' in just about 3 weeks, and to help hype it up, they've made a Music Video for the track King Klick! The track is fuckin bangin', and the video's not half bad either! So for a sneak preview of one of their tracks, and the video, check the following link: Click the pic to view the streaming video! Damn, in their first single off of the CD, did you notice the "Whose down with the Clown?" line? KMK...showin' love til the end. If that track spikes your interest, here's a flier you can click to preorder the album: Click the pic to preorder! It's been mentioned that since a lot of people have already reported leaks of the album, that it's release date may get pushed up. So we'll let you know if that happens too. Tragidy in Clio, MI!: That killa Tragidy emailed me about a show he's playing 2 weeks from this Saturday, on Saturday May 28th. It's taking place in Clio, Michigan, and you can find all the info you need on the following flier: Click the pic to enlarge! Did you see the cost of the show? If not, it's absolutely FREE! So if you live anywhere near that area, make sure you hit that up! One of the FUNNIEST Things Ever!: A Juggalo named JOKKE, who obviously has WAY too much time on his hands, has put together an MP3 in a format that I know I've never heard before. What he did, was took the entire Amazing Jeckel Brothers album, and just put every single one of the cuss words into a single MP3 file. Holy shit...do you know how long that must have taken? OK, at face value, that may sound lame. But seriously, give this a listen on an empty bladder: ICP: "Amazing Jeckel Brothers" album (Explicit Content Only!) MP3 (3.08 MB) Now tell me you didn't buckle over laughing once he got to "Fuck the World"! I don't know why he did it, I don't know how long it took him, and...uhhh...I have no idea why he did it.....but this is destined to become one of those Juggalo-created Classics like the Majik Ninja song...only you can't really sing along. Send him props at thagjengmail@hotmail.com! News poster needed for Wiked Wood: A Juggalo named Crazy-Z emailed me because the horrorcore rap group he's in is in need of some website help. The group is Wiked Wood, and they need someone who has the time to keep their site up to date. Interested? Then email WikedWood@yahoo.com! That's it for me tonight. I think I'll take it easy since I'm going on 2-1/2 hours sleep, and just buckle down and study for my last exam, which is on Friday. Sound like a plan? Good. So until next time, I'm out like Wendy's FREE Softies after Juggalos invade them this weekend. Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Tuesday, May 10 2005 Wuttup Yall, Im a slacker...fucking awesome. Anyway Yes its me Scottie D's favorite webmaster... Kevin Dank back on the news page for the first time in an eternity. Scottie is off being awesome somewhere studying for his final, FreekJoka is no doubt being the man, im fat thats all i have to say. Heres the news: Icp.com New Layout! As promised, ICP.com have changed the face of the website and it looks pretty damn dope some old school type vibe. Definatly different then what i thought it was going to be. Anywhere here's the deal: Click the pic to visit the all new ICP.com! Like i said its got an old school type vibe and each section on the flash layout plays a different Audio sample from each era of The Sixth Jokers Card saga. Check those out to see what im talking about. New Icp.com Update Along with the new layout They have made a news update over on Icp.com Basically giving a thank you for the juggalo community helping them out and giving them support also throwing a couple of reminders around. Heres that: Thanks for having our Back May 10, 2005 Hey all you Juggalos and Juggalettes out there, as promised we present the New Look for InsaneClownPosse.com. Take a few moments wandering the Carnival grounds and get reacquainted... and expect to see some fresh new flavor on the way in the future. Speaking about the future, The Calm is but a week away and everyone here at Psychopathic Records wanted to thank all of you ninjas in advance for having our back during this epic release. There is an unbelievable amount of devastatingly fresh flavor and surprises waiting inside The Calm EP and with a new era dawning upon us. We want to guarentee that everyone is schooled on the May 17th release date! So this is just a reminder to all of you to keep the flavor on the down-low until after 8 pm next tuesday. It's true, what you'll find out inside The Calm will definately flip your wig into another dimension and will be so devastating that you'll want to spread the word to everyone... but we at Psychopathic Records ask that you keep your wig stapled to your nugget and your lips glued tight until the 17th and then let the flavor explode from your mouthpiece! Like we mentioned, we want the whole world to get the news all at once, so log off your blogs and message boards, disconnect from your server, hell, be the hermit on the mountain... whatever it takes so the 17th does not get spoiled for you! As you can tell, Psychopathic Records is doing everything it takes to make this latest release from Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope to be as fresh as it can be. We got HatchetGear selling that bitch for $5, as cheap as you can get it; other stores will have it on sale for a low price as well! We got the record release party that puts all others to shame, and it all goes down on the 17th at Pontiac's Premiere night club, Sevin! The entire Hatchet Family is going to be there, with loads of surprises to help celebrate this once-in-a-lifetime event, and we want as many of you Juggalos and Jugalettes that can fit in the doors to be their with us! Tickets are just $10 and for more info on The Calm Record Release Party, just click here! It's a brand new era and we are pulling out the stops on this one! Help us make it the be-all end-all of any record release! Help keep this wrapped up tight until 8 pm on May 17th! Wow, so uh i guess if you read that i really don't have to post anything here but i figured id take this time to say that I am in love with Big N' Tasty's and im not talking about my Penis. McDonalds, know about it bitch. Know how to play bass? Well if the answer is yes then an artist by the name of Dizzy from the group "A Liar's Promise" is looking for a new bass player. So if you live in Northeast Ohio hit him up. Also check out A Liars Promise.com to get more info on the band. Well my job here is done. Before i go i would like to make fun of the handicap, and also the elderly. While im at it i want to make fun of Tony Danza for almost dieng in a go-cart on national television. Unless Scottie fires me i will probably be back here sometime this week posting because Scottie has finals. Which brings me to my wide variety of Musical pleasures which i call Outro tracks. I dedicate all these tracks to Scottie and any other kid out there taking those damned finals. Until next time I wish you'd get out of my life and shutup. The Mars Volta - The Widow Eurotrip - Scottie Doesn't Know Mc Chris - Fettes Vette [ E-mail kevindank | Comments ]

Monday, May 9 2005 What's goin on Juggalos? Damn, a full weekend with no posts. And me and freekjoka are the only ones in college with finals. The rest of 'em? S-L-A-C-K-E-R-S. Ahh well, soon I'll have a little more time to make sure that everything's completely covered. There's not all that much to post about, but let's get started in today's: Follow-up on Underground Psychos contest!: Over at UndergroundPsychos.com, they have put up a follow-up post talkin about some deadlines for submission results that they're going to try and meet. I know I've been like a post behind with them over the past week, but they update at such awkward times. Fuckers. Anyway, here's the post: 5/06/05 ROUND 2 INFORMATION We know y'all are waiting for the next round of Underground Psychos to begin and want to know what's happening. Well, here's the way it's all going down. Next week, on Friday the 13th, we'll be announcing the 30 artists who survived the first cut and will advance to the next round. We will also be posting pictures, bios, the first track, and comments by the Psychopathic Records artists for ten of the contestants. You'll be voting on the artists in three groups of ten, with the top three from each wave advancing in the competition. Voting will be done online, and you'll be able to vote once (per IP address) for each wave. After each wave is complete, we'll announce the results and post the flavor for the next wave. The schedule will be: Wave 1: May 13 - May 19 (results announced May 20) Wave 2: May 20 - May 26 (results announced May 27) Wave 3: May 27 - June 2 (results announced June 3) So if you entered the contest, Friday the 13th just may prove to be your lucky day. Check back then to find out who made it to Round 2! I honestly thought that you would have had to wait a lot longer than that to get some results. But better sooner than later. We'll keep you in the loop if anything else changes! Pic of the Week updated!: I think it's actually been less than a week since they last posted a new picture for the Pic of the Week at InsaneClownPosse.com...and now, there's another new one up! Check it out: The New Four Horsemen: Dr. Death, Sabu, Jeff Jarrett, and the Rude Boy The Shaggy and "Violent J" one still takes the cake for me, but that one's the shit no doubt! But where are the crazy backstage photos with groupies and shit? lol ICP mentioned after supposed threat of School violence...: Whew....sorry for the long title, but I couldn't think of any other way to describe it. Anyway, that killa Tha Doc from WesternPAJuggalos.com found a link to a newspaper article that mentions the Insane Clown Posse. All it has to do with is some scribblings on a wall saying that "The Clowns are Coming", but it's pretty damn funny: Panic at Blackhawk over message on wall @ TimesOnline.com Don't anyone get any ideas now. New Solo INTRINZIK!!: We have an exclusive right here at FLH! Our homie IntrinzikWeb.com has hooked us up with his first single from the upcoming album "Tricks of the Trade"! Open up your ears to this shit: Intrinzik: "2nd Listen" MP3 (3.63 MB) Like what you hear? Well then hop your ass over to RedRumMedia.com and pick up a preorder of the album for only $11.99! And that Includes Shipping! Not a bad deal right there ninjas! So support that killa and be sure to check his website at IntrinzikWeb.com! Seperated At Birth news!: Good God...remember that group? The group with that one webmaster TwiztidSlim who we hear from occasionally? Well what you may have heard like 5 years ago out of them is absolutely NOTHING compared to what your earpiece is about to experience! IntrinzikWeb.com has released the first bit of information about the new supergroup known as S.A.B.. But let me break it down for you. The group now consists not only of Slim, but of some HUGE artists in the underground! I'm talkin about McNastee, Menacide, Jason Porter (formerly JPD), Intrinzik, and Emerg McVay!! The album will be called "Nothing Like You", and should be hitting online stores this Summer! Keep your eyes locked on SeperatedAtBirth.com for future album news! Axe Murder Boys show in CO!: A ninja who calls himself Psychopathic Littleman emailed me about an Axe Murder Boyz show in Fort Collins, CO! It's happening on Friday, May 20th...and all the details can be found on this flyer: Click the pic to enlarge! The cost of the show is only $5.00 for 21+, and $7.00 if you are under 21! If you need any other info, make sure to hit up AxeMurderBoyz.com! ClaAs Re-Releases EP!: If you were one of the lucky few to pick up the ClaAs EP titled "Almost ClaAsick", then consider yourself lucky, because they sold the fuck out! But now, there's a re-released version of the CD that you can get your hands on, and it's only $5.00 (including shipping)! Even if you have the original, you may want to think about hookin yourself up with this one. Why? Because it's got 14 tracks now, including the first single off of this summer's upcoming LP: "Anarchaic"! Want to get a copy of it? Then email MKRydas@yahoo.com, or just go to MySpace.com/ClaAs! Need Help promoting your Group?: A new Promotions Group called Carried By 6 Promotions is looking for horrorcore artists in the New York/Long Island area who may need help getting the word out about your groups. Do you fit that label? Then drop an email to horrorshowtechz2000@yahoo.com! UKJuggalos Closing its Doors: Our good homie Al from over in England sent me an email today with some pretty shitty news concerning UKJuggalos.com. Over the last few years, there has apparently been a lot of bullshit drama going on that shouldn't be, and he's just had enough of it. So he has decided to shut the site down indefinitely. I can understand where he's coming from, and if you go over to UKJuggalos.com and read his final post, that's the exact reason I never get onto message boards. The drama will get to you if you let it. So to our homies in the UK, we wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors, and hope to see you at the Gathering! If you want to email Al about the website, send it to alsupercool@hotmail.com. Songs of the Week!: In case you didn't notice, the Songs of the Week have now been posted for this week! There are a few old school tracks over there, and some underground love is being shown too. So head over and check those out! Thanks for Helping Out!: I just wanted to extend a heart-felt THANK YOU to all of those who have been helping out by clicking the Advertising banners at the top of the news page. Seriously, the only reason those are there is to pay for the server. If you see something up there that interests you, then click it, and hopefully something works out. But other than that, just click them and let them load in the background. Pay more attention to the sites that those banner ads on the right side are linked to, since your fellow juggalos have actually put them up. Anyway, just wanted to say thanks...but don't stop! lol. That's it from me tonight! I've gotta go back to the college and finish up my last project. So wish me luck! We'll be back tomorrow with any other news that pops up, so until then, I'm out yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Friday, May 6 2005 What's goin on Juggalos and Juggalettes? It's Friday Night, and this is gonna be my last shitty weekend for a while. Why? Because Finals are next week, and then it's sum-sum-summatime! Sorry for the lack of updates this week, but there's this guy named Slinkman that is completely ruining our lives right now. Oh well, i'll post his email address or something AFTER I graduate. Anyway, let me get started on something we've got to address in: Gotta Keep Clickin' Juggalos!: OK ninjas, it's time to play the Crying game again. Here's the deal. Our homies at DevilHosting.com have just gone above and beyond what any host should and hooked Faygoluvers up with a high-speed server, 1,000 Gigs of Bandwidth, and enough data storage to cause some serious trouble. But the server's not free...so here's what I'm asking you guys to do. I know that a ton of you come here several times daily, and some from many different PC's. So if you could, take half a second, and click those advertisements right below the news logo and counter, let the page it brings you to load up, and just exit out of it. I'm not kidding, it would help everyone on this end out more than you can ever imagine, AND it lets us keep bringing you all of the bandwidth-draining features on here such as MUSIC VIDEOS, MP3s, RealAudio, Wallpapers, and any other Videos like the ones from the All-star tour that we posted the other day. If you could do that for us once a day, once a week, or even once a month, we'd be really appreciative. Alright, that's the end of my begging spill. Now let's get onto some stuff that YOU'RE here for in today's: Man's Myth Sampler hittin' your Earlobes!: At Twiztid.com they released a little shock to us all last night when they posted the Sampler from "Man's Myth" and "Mutant" a day early! Here's what they had to say: Thu., May. 05, 2005 @ 09:49 PM It's here yall! And we got it early, so we're putting it up right now to avoid it getting all bogged down server wise for tomorrow. If you're completely confused as to what we're referring to, we're speaking of the official "Man's Myth" vol. 1 sampler of course! The sampler is but a small taste of what the "Man's Myth" vol. 1 album has to offer. We have all waited so long to hear some new Twiztid music and this sampler is a sure sign that the release is not too far away. Roughly less than 2 months to be exact until the release of "Man's Myth" vol. 1 (June 28th, 2005) nation wide. Use the link top right to listen to the flavor ? and enjoy. And now, check the link below to hear that flavor: Click the Pic to hear the MMM Sampler!! (5.42 MB) And just in case that doesn't work, you can listen to it from one of our servers by clicking Right Here! I gotta tell you...D-FENS and I talked about the tracks, and how they pretty much stuck to their "Green Book"-esque sound, and I'm hyped as hell about it! Jamie and Paul obviously haven't missed a beat at all...so we'll see when we hear the final product in about 7 weeks! More pics of Twiztid's New Look!: I gotta be honest with you...I've been playing catch-up with so many emails over the past 24 hours that I don't remember who sent me this info first. But regardless, some random ninja found some new pictures of Twiztid at WizardUniverse.com, which is where Twiztid will be making an appearance in Philadelphia starting on June 3rd! So with all of that out of the way, check the new pics: Click the pic to enlarge! Now I've heard comments about their new makeup everywhere from Fresh as fuck, to they look like a glorified Moon Glorious. Whatever you feel, I think it makes them look even more demented and ghoulish. But what the fuck do I know? Let's just jump on over to more news New HatchetGear!!: ICP's upcoming EP, "The Calm" is now up for preorder at HatchetGear.com, along with a small stash of other albums, DVDs, and clothing! Take a look: Click the pic to view ALL New Items! ICP: "The Calm" CD preorder - $5.00 Psy Flames Red Silk Screen Hoodie - M, XL, 3X, 5X (+$10.00) - $55.00 Jumpsteady Blue T-shirt - XL - $20.00 Psy Flames Circle Ash T-shirt - M, XL - $20.00 ICP: "The Great Milenko" CD - $16.00 Twiztid: "Born Twiztid" DVD - $20.00 Twiztid: "Freekshow" CD - $16.00 ICP: "Forgotten Freshness 1 & 2" CD - $24.00 ICP: AJB, Jack Jeckel CD - $16.00 ICP: AJB, Jake Jeckel CD - $16.00 Jumpsteady Diagram T-shirt, Wheat - XL, 3X - $20.00 That's it! Make sure you pick up that copy of The Calm straight from HatchetGear if you're gonna order anything else from there....that's probably the cheapest way possible considering shipping charges. If that's all you're getting, you're probably better off scoopin' it from Best Buy. Either way, don't miss out on it in about 10 days! Underground Psychos update: A few days back (sorry I missed it!), UndergroundPsychos.com posted an update about the status of the contest! It doesn't go into much detail, but it's an update nonetheless: 5/04/05 UNDERGROUND PSYCHOS SUBMISSIONS UPDATE All of you Underground Psychos out there have been wondering when exactly Round Two of the contest will begin. Well the artists at Psychopathic Records have been working hard and diligently as they go over the boxes and boxes of submissions that have been mailed in; each submission's three songs are being listened through all the way, every bio read, ever picture checked out. No one submission is going to be glanced over; every entry will have its fair evaluation before the final 30 are selected for the next round. But your patience will be rewarded. Sometime next week, expect to see a major update with information about Round Two; how everyone has a chance to participate in Underground Psychos to determine the next Psychopathic Records Artist! So there you go...no word yet on when Round Two will go into full effect, but at least they're working on it! Sit tight and keep checking back for more info! More GATHERING Events Posted!: And just because there needed to be more to post about for me today, JuggaloGathering.com has now put up a list of some New Events that have never been seen there! Take a look: New Gathering Events! May 06, 2005 Now, we know that a while back, we mentioned a little somethin' about ten new events at this year's Gathering of the Juggalos. We're constantly adding flavor to the Gathering, trying to top what we did before and giving the people that have been down since Novi some new experiences, and this year is no exception. Just to whet your appetite a little bit, here's some info on the new things you can expect at this year's Gathering: Hypnotist Late-night fights Rock climbing Water slide Late-night comedy show Hold'em tournament (free entry) Illusionist Bungee cord slingshot Car show/contest Campground rides And more! We'll be giving you more details as time passes on these events and exactly what it all means, as well as what else is happening this year at the Gathering, but we just wanted to put out these as a teaser for y'all. And these aren't even the only new events we've got planned... Just know that as fresh as this list is, it's just the start of some truly devastating flavor that we'll be droppin' as the Gathering gets closer. We got surprises that no one's gonna predict, so make sure you're checking back to find out what's going down! Oh shit...wonder what the Late night fights are gonna be all about? Will it be JCW wrestlers kickin the shit out of each other at 3:00 AM? Or will paid attendees get to box the faces of other Juggalos? How about the Campground rides...huh? That comedy show would be the shit though. Maybe we can get Harland Williams to clear up some time in his busy schedule to tell a few jokes to some tired, drunk ass Juggalos at 4 AM? We'll have to wait and see... Lots of Wolfpac News!: There has been a TON of stuff put up at WolfPac.com over the past few days! There's info on all of the Current Members of the group, some info on New Merch, news that Dr. Gigglez is now a part of the SDP Crew, very hot Naked Love pics, and much, much more! So if you haven't been over to WolfPac.com in a while, make sure not to miss out on it! Props to Eric Plumlee for the info! Nimbus Productions CD Release Party!: A Juggalo named DJ Felony emailed me about a CD Release Party that's goin down in Jamestown, NY later this month! He's a part of Nimbus Productions, whohave just released 2 New Albums on their label! So in order to celebrate, a party's goin down on Saturday, May 28th at the Marco Polo Club in Jamestown! Here's the venue info to get that out of the way: Nimbus Productions CD Release Party Saturday, May 28th Marco Polo Club 1027 E 2nd St. Jamestown, NY The doors open up at 8:00 PM, and will feature performances by Empty Soul, Tha Lunatix, Michael Strong, Twixx, Sik-O, Payso, and Rasta! For more info, you can email DJ Felony at pimpdaddykeith@excite.com! M A R Z Coming back to DALLAS!!: I can't even tell you how fuckin excited I am about this show. Both Faygoluvers.net and DallasJuggalos.com have put together one hell of a show, which is taking place on Thursday, May 26th at Tom Cat's in Deep Ellum! How did it happen? Marz and his crew hit me up about getting a show down here, I knew people that knew people, and BOOM, we got that killa Marz back in Dallas for the first time in like 3 years! For all of you who are still pissed off about the whole Lotus thing, seriously, get the fuck over it. Now, Marz isn't the only artist on the bill! We've got like half of our Artist roster on that shit! I'm talking about McNastee and ClaAs performing, along with the Usual Suspects, and more! First, here's a flyer to scope: Now if you haven't been to Tom Cat's before, here's that venue info: Tom Cat's - Deep Ellum 2914 Commerce Dallas, TX Click Here for Directions What else can I say? The cost of the show is only $7.00, and you can pick them up at Tom Cat's! If you're under 21, there's a $3.00 surcharge at the door, so it'll cost you $10.00 total. Don't wait to get these though, because the price goes up at the door! If you need info on other ways to get tickets, check back at DallasJuggalos.com to find out more! Indianapolis Mini Gathering: A ninja from Haunted House Records sent me info on an Indianapolis, Indiana Mini Gathering that's happening next Friday, May 13th! What all is going on there? Let's see...live performances by E P I D I M I C, Xplicit, Death Wish, Dark Tower Asylum, and much more! There will also be a Halo 2 tournament, pool tables, air hockey, and lots more! Here's a flyer with all the info you need on it: Click the pic to enlarge! If you happen to need any other info, just drop an email to HauntedHouseRecords@emailaccount.com! Juggalo Scavenger Hunt at M500!: That ninja Boogie from Milenko500.com has set up some kind of crazy ass Scavenger Hunt that can win you some pretty fresh prizes! All you gotta do is go over to Milenko500.com, scroll down to the April 29th post by Boogie, and get ya scavengin' on! Tacoma, WA Mini Gathering!: A Juggalo named Justin Weaver emailed me a flyer talkin about a HUGE Concert happening next Friday, May 13th in Tacoma, Washington! And now, I bet you want to know who'll be there, right? Let's start with the Sesame Street Gangsters, a little ASP, some 12 Gauge Pump, Hell's Kitchen, J-Dogg, Old Fashioned, Reverend Six, Cyrus, Rellik, and the Cryptic Ninja Clan! There will be contests happening including Freestyle Competitions, "Monster of the Moshpit" contest, and more! Now, check the flyer for all of the info: Click the pic to enlarge! If you want a taste of the music that'll be performed, just click Right Here! And for any other questions, just email reverendsix@hotmail.com! Another Baby born!: A Juggalo with the email addy of FoeTFoeRyda@aol.com wanted to let the whole Juggalo world know that his girl Charleen just gave birth to a baby boy named Joseph Wayne, who weighed in at 7 lbs, 5 oz! They're really extatic about the new edition to their family, so hit 'em up with a congrats at FoeTFoeRyda@aol.com! Icon Insanity is BACK!: After months of collaborative efforts between FLH, DevilHosting.net, and the former InsaneIcons.com, everybody's favorite Juggalo AIM Icon Website is now BACK and in Full Effect! My homie ZombieChylde has been hard at work getting everything back into shape, with a new simplistic layout, and all of the fresh icons that you've come to know and love! So for anyone wanting to get their Icon fix, here's what you need: Click the pic to view the new IconInsanity.com Don't be fooled by the domain name....that website is the REAL DEAL. We just couldn't get the OG domain back without paying out the ass for it. So go and spice up your AIM with some Psychopathic/underground flavor! Good God, that's too much work for a Friday! But it's done, and I've got other shit to tend to. So now, until next time, Quarter pounder, Eat your Heart out! Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Wednesday, May 4 2005 What up yall? Well damn, after that straight up breathtaking and edge-of-your-seat enthusiasm that SE Strangla unleashed on us, I don't know how I'm gonna be able to top it! But I'll give it a shot! There's lots of news to unload on you tonight, so check today's: Get "The Calm" for $5.00!!: At InsaneClownPosse.com, there's been a HUGE post talking about the release of "The Calm", a new layout, a release party, and more! Take a look: Update on The Calm May 04, 2005 Hey all of you Juggalos and Juggalettes out there, I'm sure you've been keeping current on the latest news about the Insane Clown Posse's latest album. Well here's some more flavor that will definately drop your jaws to the floor! As you may have heard, May 17th 2005 marks the release of The Calm and you know for a fact that ICP is going to bring in the new era with one of the wildest parties this side of the galaxy! Down in Pontiac, you'll want to be at the night club known as Sevin because the Hatchet Family is ridin' through, and they play for keeps! Tickets are already on sale at TicketWeb, Hot Hits, and Sportsrock Shop for this momentous occassion, and you know your homies at Psychopathic Records are going to fill ever second of that party with the freshest of flavor, including loads and loads of surprise appearances and performances! So Detroit-area Juggalos and Juggalettes, make sure you're there because who knows what will happen when the hatchets start choppin'! Best of all, tickets are only 10 bucks so don't sleep on this shit... get your tickets today! And get this! Next week, HatchetGear will make available on its online store The Calm! Yeah yeah, you knew it was going to happen... but were you expecting the latest flavor from Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope to be selling up on this bitch for the unbelieveably low price of $5!?!?! That's right, one Abe Lincoln is all you need to get your hands on The Calm, and the only way to participate in one of the best deals around is to logon to HatchetGear.com! And if you thought that was it, tape your eyes into your skull because they will be poppin' out of your skull on May 10th! In honor of The Calm and a brand new era for the ICP, it is time for a change at InsaneClownPosse.com. As The Calm slowly settles upon the world at large, its effects will become apparent here! A whole new look for a whole new era! The Dark Carnival is headed in a new direction and what you'll see on May 10th will bring the past, the present, and the future all together into one visual experience that will totally make your brain do a cartwheel! We're looking at a brave new world, a brand new era, and a brand new experience from the Insane Clown Posse! Make sure you're not left at the roadside, because all of y'all are in for the time of your lives! Well holy hell Juggalos! 5 Fuckin Dollars?? Craziness! It's just too bad that Shipping doubles that cost. But hey, if you're planning on picking something else up, then you're probably better off picking it up at HatchetGear.com! If not, then CDUniverse.com has it for $6.29 plus $2.99 S&H. So either Click Right Here and pick that shit up either way! Axe the Question Updated!: Well, we didn't get any earth-shattering news in this version of Axe the Question, but for those animal lovers out there, check this edition of Axe the Question: Furry Family May 04, 2005 Here's another personal question, this time coming from Shelby: Do any of you have any pets? The truth is that almost everyone at Psychopathic has pets, from goldfish to Rottweilers, but here's the dirt on some of your favorite animal lovers: Violent J has 3 dogs he has either found or rescued from the pound, named Rover, Phillipe, and Parking Lot (just guess where he found that last one!) Shaggy 2 Dope is the top dog when it comes to pets and his house is crawling with them! He has at least 3 dogs and 2 cats, and is rumored to have 4 to 5 other small furry animals he may not even know about... Alex Abbiss has recently taken in 2 dogs, and is raising the lucky pups like children. He may treat them like little people, but one of them, a tailless Australian Shepherd named Kodi, is often mistaken for a bear cub! No, Really, you should see this thing! Billy Bill also has 2 cats, and two dogs that are rumored to be as big and ruthless as he is... Not to be outdone, Matt Lethal has a pitbull, a wolf-mix, and a tarantula. That truly is lethal! That's it for now, Juggalos! We'll let the other artists rep the pets on their own sites! Stay tuned to Pic of the Week too, ya never know when a furry friend may pop in... So if you ever wondered what those gangsta ass thugs at Psychopathic Records snuggle up to while laying on the couch watching TV, there's your answer! 25 To Life for Hella Cheap!: My homie Nate was looking around at some sites for the upcoming Eidos release: 25 To Life! (You can find out more about it at 25ToLife.com) Just about everywhere you go, you find it for around $50.00. Well he came across it at WalMart.com for less than $30.00! Now I don't know if it's a fluke or what, but don't hesitate to preorder that bitch and save you some cash! Here's a link: Preorder "25 To Life" for $29.82 @ WalMart.com That's a hell of a deal Juggalos! If you were already planning on picking it up, save you some cash! And if you weren't, it's only 30 bucks...if you've got a PS2, then you can probably afford to grab another game for it. lol. Don't sleep on it in case it's a WalMart fuckup! Juggalo Sauce Mini Gathering!: That killa Insane Eric of JuggaloSauce.com sent me a flyer for a Mini Gathering that's happening on Saturday, May 21st in New Galilee, PA! It will feature Wrestling, Live Bands, a Wet T-shirt Contest, and much more! Just check the flyer for yourself: Click the pic to enlarge! If you have any questions, or need any other info about the mini, just email juggaloeric12@aol.com, or hit up JuggaloSauce.com! Juggalo Sighting in Published Book: I know that some of you are gonna think this is stupid, and a waste of perfectly good web space....but I also know that others will think it's pretty fresh. Well if you're in the first category, suck chode. A Juggalo named Russ Abell was checkin out a book at school about making a professional CD, and saw the following pictures: Click the pics to enlarge! The book is called "Making a First Recording", and it's actually a fairly recent book (August, 2003). Anyway, if you were interested in more info on the book, just click Right Here! New Jugga-Babies!: There have been some new arrivals for some lucky Juggalos and Juggalettes out there! First off, Nails had a baby girl named Nova Rose who was just born this past April 28th. She unfortunately was born very premature, and is spending some time in the hospital. I'm sure she'll be fine, but that's always going to be a traumatic situation. So if you want to email Nova's mother, drop a line to neckcutter619@yahoo.com! Also, a Juggalette named Jess just gave birth to a big baby boy named Aiden Dach! He was 7 lbs, 11 oz, and healthy as could be! To wish them luck on their new addition, you can email Jess and Marcus at marcusandjessica4life@yahoo.com! That's pretty much everything that's happening at the moment! For a good laugh at how shallow people stereotype and judge us, you can click Right here. (Props to Karny for that link!). Also, make sure you remember that on Friday, Twiztid.com will be releasing a "Man's Myth" and "Mutant" sampler! With all of that said now, Burritos are Tha Bomb! (Props to Jose Gomez Jr. for that link!) Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]

Tuesday, May 3 2005 Whats up yall? I'm back again with no witty little intros but it's alright, lets get into the news... Twiztid Hits Wizard World In Philly!: That's right, heres what was said: Mon., May. 02, 2005 @ 08:56 PM What up yall? Back again with some news for the Fam that you're definitely going to want to know about, so enough of the delay, and on to the news? Twiztid invades the Wizard World Philadelphia! Click the pic to view more info! Yep, you read it right the demented duo is headed to the Philadelphia on June 3rd-5th 2005 for the official Wizard Word comic con stop (Pennsylvania Convention Center Philadelphia, PA). Twiztid will be in the house all 3 days of the event (signing times have not been posted yet) but rest assured where ever Twiztid and the Fam are is sure to be a party! Other special guests include Tricia Helfer from Battlestar Galactica (Saturday only) - artist Chris Claremont - WWE Superstar Mick Foley (Sunday only) ? as well as Star Wars celebrities: Jeremy Bulloch=Boba Fett / Kenny Baker=R2D2 / Peter Mayhew=Chewbacca / Jerome Blake=Rune Hakko. In the autograph section you can find wrestling legend = King Kong Bundy / TV?s the Incredible Hulk = Lou Ferrigno / Battlestar Galactica's = Richard Hatch / and Flash Gordon = Sam Jones to name a few! In addition to all that there will also be a slew of the world's hottest comic creators out there today in the house as well. For hotels, tickets, and general info can be acquired by clicking HERE! V-Ice Interview still coming!: You heard right, look out for that coming soon and support V-Ice over at the VH1 Forums. A Few Mini's coming up...: First Off, a late reminder, but better late than never so lets get to it: Midnite Mini-Gathering Performances By: SCK, Foreverman, and Hektik Right NOW! till 4AM The Courthouse Bar & Grill Park BLVD, Massapequa Park, NY - 1 block north of Massapequa Park Train Station. 18 and up $5 at the door And then.... Saturday, May 7th Noblesville, Indiana - Next to Wal-Mart 5pm - Whenever Bring moves for rides - $13 for 4-5 Hrs Any questions, email heinzdown@aol.com A Few Concerts coming up...: That ninja Dramadeus hit us up and let us know about a show coming up...take a look below for the info: Click the pic to enlarge! hit that up if youre in the area...Next up, that ninja Jay Fury is doing a show next week with Bizzy Bone, If you need more Info check the flyer below or go to KapitalPunishment.com... Click the pic to enlarge! There's also a sampler over at the KP site featuring Q-Strange, so go give that a listen and let him know what you thought. That's it for now, I'll leave you with this. Pz! [ E-mail SoutheastStrangla | Comments ]

Monday, May 2 2005 What's goin on Juggalos and Juggalettes? I know news has been a little slow from your homies here at FLH, but it's pretty much because I'm trying to do way more than I have enough time for in a day. Unpacking, putting shit together in the house, studying for tests, doing final projects....I mean fuck! When's it all gonna end? 9 days...that's when my last final is. Booyah! Anyway, I've got a little bit of news to catch you up on, so take a look at today's: Gathering Site warns about Scams...: Over at JuggaloGathering.com, there's a pretty big warning post about you ninjas out there not getting scammed on your Gathering tickets. What's it say? Read for yourself douchebag! Juggalos Do Not Get Scammed, Hustled or Played April 30, 2005 If you are planning to go to the Gathering of the Juggalos 2005 and are not purchasing a ticket through the Gathering website, please read the following: Ticket Vouchers are NOT Transferrable and are non-negotiable. Ticket Vouchers are NOT actual tickets. Do not go to the Gathering with just a ticket voucher or receipt and expect to get in. The Store that you purchased from will send in the completed ticket voucher and you will get your actual Gathering ticket in the mail. Only purchase ticket vouchers from stores that are listed on the Gathering website. Do NOT purchase them online or from an acquaintence or buddy, those vouchers are probably not legitimate and you will not be receiving a Gathering ticket. Lastly, if you did not pay $190 for you ticket voucher, then it is probably not legitimate and you will not be receiving a Gathering ticket. We hate to say it Juggalos, but there are fake-ass Juggahoes out there ready to rip you off. You should only be dealing with Hatchetgear.com and those stores licensed to do business with Psychopathic Records (Down with the Clowns Stores and those stores listed on the Gathering website) for all Psychopathic related events or merchandise. As always the best way and easiest way to purchase Gathering Tickets and Psychopathic related merchandise is through Hatchetgear.com or Juggalogathering.com that you will be dealing with Psychopathic Records directly and not have to worry about any scams. So that's that! If you see any GOTJ tickets going for less than $190.00, then unless the Juggalos just don't realize that you can sell them back to HatchetGear.com before June 1st if you can't make it to the Gathering, then they're probably bogus. So keep a lookout, and if you wanna just start giving out cash, then email me and I'll send you my address! New Pic of the Week!: Plenty of people found last time's Shaggy/"Violent J" pic simply hilarious! Well this time, there's a pic of some behind-the-scenes action on the set of Big Money Hu$tla$! Take a look at what was put up at InsaneClownPosse.com: That's it! Keep checking back for new Pic of the Week's every few weeks or so! (yes, the name is deceiving.) KMK / Blaze Tour Dates: In the last post, we mentioned something about the new Kronic Mania Tour featuring the KottonMouth Kings and Psychopathic's own Blaze Ya Dead Homie! Our homies at Juggalo.com had a nice little formatted list of dates for that tour, so we're jackin' it from them to let you check them out: Fri - 06-10-05 West Hollywood CA - Key Club Sat - 06-11-05 West Hollywood CA - Key Club Wed - 06-15-05 San Diego CA - Soma Thu - 06-16-05 Anaheim CA - House of Blues Fri - 06-17-05 Anaheim CA - House of Blues Thu - 06-23-05 San Francisco CA - Slim's Fri - 06-24-05 Portland OR - Meow Meow Downstairs Sat - 06-25-05 Seattle WA - Neumos Crystal Ball Sun - 06-26-05 Boise ID - The Big Easy Tue - 06-28-05 Salt Lake City UT - The Venue Wed - 06-29-05 Denver CO - Ogden Theatre Thu - 06-30-05 Denver CO - Ogden Theatre Fri - 07-01-05 Omaha NE - Sokol Auditorium Sun - 07-03-05 Minneapolis MN - The Quest Mon - 07-04-05 Fargo ND - Playmaker's Wed - 07-06-05 Davenport IA - Quad City Live Thu - 07-07-05 Sauget MO - Pop's Fri - 07-08-05 Chicago IL - House of Blues Sat - 07-09-05 Detroit MI - Clutch Cargos Mon - 07-11-05 Cleveland OH - Peabody's Tue - 07-12-05 Cincinnati OH - Bogart's Thu - 07-14-05 Washington DC - 9:30 Club Fri - 07-15-05 Hartford CT - Webster Theater Sat - 07-16-05 New York NY - B.B. King Blues Club Sun - 07-17-05 Boston MA - Avalon Ballroom Tue - 07-19-05 Philadelphia PA - Trocadero Wed - 07-20-05 Towson MD - The Recher Theatre Thu - 07-21-05 Pittsburgh PA - Mr. Smalls Theatre Fri - 07-22-05 Garrettsville OH - Crystal Forest Sat - 07-23-05 Norfolk VA - The Norva Theatre Mon - 07-25-05 Atlanta GA - Masquerade Tue - 07-26-05 Daytona Beach FL - Fuel Nightclub Wed - 07-27-05 Fort Lauderdal FL - Culture Room Thu - 07-28-05 Saint Petersbu FL - State Theatre Sat - 07-30-05 Houston TX - Fitzgeralds Sun - 07-31-05 Austin TX - The Parish Mon - 08-01-05 Dallas TX - Tree's Tue - 08-02-05 Springfield MO - The Rockwell Wed - 08-03-05 Tulsa OK Cain's - Ballroom Fri - 08-05-05 Albuquerque NM - Sunshine Theater Sat - 08-06-05 Phoenix AZ - Marquee Theatre Sun - 08-07-05 Tucson AZ - Coconuts Much props once again to Juggalo.com for formatting all of that. Looks like Dallas gets some post-gathering Blaze Ya Dead Homie flavor in Dallas in August! Everyone else has lots of shit happening in cities everywhere all over the summer! Hopefully Blaze is still at all 4 days of the Gathering, but I guess we'll have to wait and see on that one. Paris Producing P.E.'s next Album: FLH got quite a response from that bit of Paris news we put up about a week ago! Well at his official site, GuerrillaFunk.com, it shows that he will be Producing the one and only Public Enemy's next full length album! Don't believe it? Just click Right Here! Much props to Silver Bullet for the info! Vanilla Ice on VH-1 Show!: It's official! The airing of VH1's "Remaking" of Vanilla Ice has been on over and over again this weekend. They aired it again tonight, and I'm sure it'll be shown up until the next new episode airs. I've got it DVR'd at home, so hopefully I get a chance to watch that tonight. Keep a watch on your local listings to see the next time it airs, because supposedly there's quite a bit of footage from the 2004 Juggalo Gathering on it! Thanks to Psycho Sar for emailing the info! lil hu$tle CD Release Party!: That killa lil hu$tle is having a CD Release Party at The Battleshack in North Branch Minnesota on Tuesday, May 17th!! The CD is titled "42 soulhah ArMy Of OnE", and will contain 16 tracks! If you need it, here's the venue info: lil hu$tle CD Release Party Tuesday, May 17th The Battle Shack 6434 Main Street North Branch, MN 55056 BattleShack.net The party starts up at 6:00 PM! If you have any questions regarding the party, just email streetsoundentertainment@yahoo.com! Indianapolis Mini Gathering!: That killa HeinzDown has some info on an upcoming Indiana Mini Gathering that's going down on Friday, May 13th! First, let's get the venue info out of the way: Indianapolis Mini Gathering Friday, May 13th Bubba's Bowling 325 South College Ave Indianapolis, IN Now, what's happening at this mini? How about performances by Dark Tower Asylum, Leo K3, Xplicit, E P I D I M I C, Death Wish, and Reterik? That's what's happening! Doors are at 6:00 PM, and it's only $8.00 to get in! So bring your asses if you live anywhere close to Indy! Juggalo Invasion needing some Help!: My homie Loki is resurrecting his website, JuggaloInvasion.com, and is needing some help in a few areas. He's looking for those who have experience in Graphics/Web Design, as well as people to be regular News Posters! Last time I talked to him at the V-Ice show in Dallas, he had some pretty fresh ideas! So if you wanna become a part of that, then email him at daboondockninja@yahoo.com! Another site needing Help!: A ninja named MoNoX is also looking for help on a web site he's putting together. He's needing some people experienced with HTML, Web Design, Graphics, and some ninjas to fill up some Content...you know, make sections and whatnot. Anyway, if you're interested in helping him out, just drop him a line at juggalo_hatchet_ryda2002@yahoo.com! D/FW Paintball Mini Gathering!: Coming up on Memorial Day Weekend, there will be a Dallas/Fort Worth area Mini Gathering for an entire weekend! I assume it starts on Saturday, May 28th and continues through Monday, May 30th. Anyway, it's all happening at the Red River Campground and RV Park, which is close to the Oklahoma Border. You can get directions and more info by dialing (903) 583-9381. Anyway, the event is being held by Mad Ivan, whose store is located inside of the Six Flags Mall in Arlington, TX! You can pre-purchase tickets at that location for only $30.00 for the entire weekend! You can also rent equipment for paintballing, and buy paintballs at the scene of the mini. There's a shitload of info that you need to know about, but the most important thing to know is that it's $30.00 for the whole weekend, and that includes campsites and everything! You can also call (817) 923-6422 for prepay tickets. Alright, as if all that wasn't enough, email XprtBallBuster@aol.com for any other questions you may have! Songs of the Week updated!: Earlier this afternoon, I took some time and put up 7 Tracks for this week's Songs of the Week! I'll occasionally receive an email asking why we don't put many Psychopathic songs up....and that's because as long as we've been around, we've probably posted damn near every track at least once. lol. Some people don't like when we post regular, easy-to-find tracks...and others do. So, there's really no pleasing everyone. We do what we can ninjas. But if you've got suggestions for tracks that you'd like to hear, send them in! Trust me when I say that I honor a lot of the requests that we get! That's all the time I've got for tonight! Now it's back to the crib to unpack some more boxes! It'll all be worth it when it's done though. So anyway, with that said, I'm out like This kid's arms. (Props to Nate for that link!) Peace yall! [ E-mail ScottieD | Comments ]