What up y'all? This is your homie Scottie D here on a Hump Day evening, and yeah, I've been slackin. But not really. We've been rustling through the emails for news posting positions, and I should have gotten back to you if you have. If not, email me again! Anyway, we've got quite a few tidbits of news to hit you with, so let's get into some:
A little bit of WFuckOff News!: Yup, we got the archive links for that ass. I didn't get a chance to listen to any of the shows, but from what people are telling me, nothing was mentioned about AMB on the WFuckOffRadio.com shows. Maybe we wait for the new Weekly Freekly? Who knows. Here are the links to the shows:
By the way, that killa Razor Ray will be contributing to WFuckOff as of tomorrow night! He actually emailed me today, and sent me a link to the official Myspace Page for the "Razor's Edge"! Here's the link: Myspace.com/RazorsEdgeRadio. Check it out and add him as a friend, muthafucka!
Big Ballers Xmas Party Info: Well, we've received a handful of emails about wanting to know info about the Big Ballers Xmas Party that is held annually in Detroit. Well, no official announcement has been made, but just in case you missed it, you can get your tickets here:
Tickets to that show are only $20.00! Now I've never personally been to one of these parties, but fuck, how can it NOT be the shit? Pick up those tickets with the quickness though, because they ALWAYS sell out!
Long Overdue Weekly Freekly is Coming!: One thing that I KNOW that J did cover in the Witching Hours was that a new Weekly Freekly is coming in just a few short days! I think he said 5-6 days from the time he announced it. So let's just hope for next Monday. We'll let you know if we hear anything before then!
ICP in another Blender List?: OK, so our boy Dr. Ax found some news at Blender.com that will be of some interest to you Juggalos and Juggalettes. The list is called "The Blender Book of Awesomely Stupid Records". Sounds promising for a magazine that has shown so much love to ICP in the past, right? Here's a link to the article:
So because I know a lot of you ninjas are lazy and probably don't wanna see one of your favorite groups get bashed, I'll just paste what it says:
The F-Plan MOST OBSCENITIES ON A HIP-HOP RECORD
Holder: Insane Clown Posse
Midway through “Fuck the World,” a nihilistic song from the Detroit rap duo’s 1999 album The Amazing Jeckel Brothers, Shaggy 2 Dope claims that “in this song I say fuck 93 times,” though the actual tally is 96. It also includes two uses of the word shit and one cock during its 3:43 running time. A clean version is also available.
Wow...amazing that there's nothing actually THAT derogatory in that article, right? Thanks again to AxSylum for the link!
Red-Faced SOTA Twiztid toys!: A killa named Walter made a nice find at SOTAtoys.com! If you'll remember, SOTA released limited release of the toys with the Man's Myth face paint. They're available on the site yet again! Here's a link:
You may want to snag those with the quickness! There can't be a whole lot of them left in stock. It would also make your favorite Juggalo or Juggalette a really nice Christmas gift!
Wolfpac show in Connecticut!: So this killa Kryptik emailed me about a show that he'll be performing with alongside Wolfpac and Dr. Gigglez! It's taking place on Saturday, December 9th. Check the details:
Wolfpac Show in Connecticut Saturday, December 9th Webster Underground 31 Webster Street Hartford, CT 06114
The show is only $10.00, and it's a 12+ Show! So 5th graders, stay the fuck home! For tickets, just hit up Myspace.com/KryptikMurdaRap!
ClaAs to be Interviewed by Wicked-Intent!: Our homie ZERO emailed us about a ClaAs Interview, which will be taking place on Tuesday, December 5th on Radio.Wicked-Intent.net! Got any questions to ask? Then hit up Radio.Wicked-Intent.net and send those bitches in!
Speaking of ClaAs...: He will be giving away every single track that he's ever done for a Free Download over the next couple of days! Don't believe me? Check out what he posted on his Myspace Page:
KEEP IT UNDERGROUND..GIVE EM WHAT THEY WANT Current mood: accomplished
Aight so basically in my dumbass infinite wisdom ive come to the conclusion, that as an Underground artist im goin nowhere unless i bring it to the fans and put it in their face, ive realized that even if i do sell albums, im still not makin money cuz it all goes back into another venture, ive realized that alot of my fans, alot of my biggest fans, are young or maybe cant afford to get on the net and purchase my albums because they dont have a paypal or dont have a credit card and cant do all that money order jazz. All this stuff is a realistic problem that i see everyday, and lets face it..most underground artists dont make money and dont get in stores cuz they have no form of distribution and have no major push from the rap industry..so its up to them and them only to move units and get their name out.....so why am i tellin you all thisbecause im trying to push my name, i work my ass off and i do it all day long, whether its on here, in the streets, on my phone, i do it all day long...i talk to people on texts and on here, so that my fans know im in this shit for them, i love meetin people, i love helpin them, i love it all...this is my life and i want it to be my world..so i try and try and try until im exhausted..so that i can make my music bigger....so with all this long wind out of my system...it brings me to the point of this entire blog...
ALL MY ALBUMS WILL BE UP FOR FREE DOWNLOAD!
thats right, you read it correctly...in the next few days i will be puttin up all the music i have made over the past few years, full albums, extra songs...etc.. itll all be free...upcoming releases will also be free, now dont get me wrong, there will still be copies to purchase as well..cuz i know alot of people like actual copies of cds, those real collectors out there are the shit...but you will be able to download, preview, and then if you feel like purchasin at a show or online, you can...the normal sites like FLH and RedRum ,Killmusick all those will still carry it...but you will also be able to just download all the tracks and peep it that way, incase your broke like most mafukkas in this world...
i guess i could say Merry Xmas w/this one...i want yall to know, i understand the misfortunes and hard times people go through, so i why not have music to help you thru those times, and if nothing else you know youll have mine!
so in a few days i will give the link to where you can get all the music at...and have fun! i love yall for supportin my endeavors! feel free to donate a dollar or something to a niggas paypal..for the xmas hook up ;) haha
F.T.I C L Double A S
Jesus, that's fuckin nuts! Keep your eyes on Myspace.com/ClaAs for the links to download everything!
H8TRiD Show this Saturday?: That killa H8TRiD is putting on a show in Bath, PA this Saturday, December 2nd! It's only $8.00, and it's starting up at 6:00 PM! There's a hell of a lineup for the show. It features the Diaz Brothers, H8TRiD/Double E, Yasi Baby, Reverse, Half Dead, The Marxmen, The R.E.G., J. Ricky, Sinner City, and even more! Here's the show info:
H8TRiD Show Saturday, December 2nd Brenda and Jerry's 7251 Airport Rd Bath, PA 18014
This is the biggest Hip Hop show in the 610 of the year! More info can be found at Myspace.com/H8tridMusic!
Mike E. Clark / Prozak update!: A ninja who calls himself morbidlullabies from our Comments section basically called me an asshole for not covering this. But hey, that's ok. Over at the PDM Forums, Mike E. Clark posted this update, which involves a near-death experience! Here's that:
MEC update Thankgiving eve 2006 to clear up some shit real quick. been mad busy on may different levels. the Tempest is going extreamly well. and no! MEC and ICP have NOT "fallen out" we have alot of material were working with and it looks like were going to drop another masterpiece!!!!!! i excited. besides that (and working on the new tracks) i have been helping Kid Rock with recording his new upcoming cd and studio stuff in general. partying. traveling. now it seems i burnt my candle at all ends. i got sick. pneumonia. ended up in hospital with colapsed lung and have been in for 3 fucking weeks . damn near DIED!. no joke!. so here i am. in a hospital room with hi speed internet working with my music files and sessions right here in the hospital! my room damn near looks like a studio in this bitch. so im doing good now and looks like i will be out this bitch this weekend after they pull this fucking tube out my chest! i will have to lay low for at least 6 weeks. no flying. no partying . no shit!. damn near drank myself into an early grave. let this be a lesson to all. (and most importantly myself) time to clean up my act and get back on "the tracks"...... as for Prozak. hez been mad busy directing videos / film and writing his ass off. and soon.... we will be puttin finishing touches on the sophmore cd from !
Mike E Clark
Damn, It's fuckin great to hear that Mike E. Clark is alright. Much love to you and your fam MEC. Can't wait to hear what the Tempest is gonna sound like!
The Juggalo Care Package program continues!: Our homie Sid from the Juggalo Care Package Program is requesting letters from you 'los and 'lettes for our troops overseas. So put your political views aside, and just have nothing but the utmost respect for those who are having to spend their Christmas in the sandbox. Send a letter by going to TheJCP.net. Also, Sid has fully funded this venture over the past few years from his own pockets, and donations from Juggalos and Juggalettes. If you have some extra dough, and can spare eating another Whopper, go to TheJCP.net and send a few bucks their way. A few extra dollars goes a long ass way...you don't even know. Much props to the troops overseas, and have the happiest of holidays possible!
More Bad Press for Juggalos: A Juggalo at the email addy of TwiZtiDclown198@aol.com hit me up about an article talking about a local rap group (Grim Towne) who did a contest asking it's contestants to graffitti the town with their group's name. Well, the town is now in an uproar. And this of course is tied back to the Insane Clown Posse and Juggalos. If you wanna see that article and vomit, then click Right Here.
New Juggalo Parents!: Our long-time homie Larry 2 Fresh emailed us about him and his girl, Tecca Trina having a baby! He emailed me before his child was born, but she was supposed to give birth sometime today. Basically, congratulations to you and your girl homie! If you wanna send some congrats emails, or just some supportive ones, email larry_2_fxckin_fresh@yahoo.com!
New Reviews @ FLH!: We have some brand new reviews that our girl AngZilla has just coded up! They are 2 new reviews by 2 new reviewers: Cam and Devastator! I'm tellin ya, we've got some high-quality shit goin' on around this joint! See those reviews here:
Boom! With 16 reviewers (give or take 10) we should be knockin' out reviews of things left and right! Be looking for more of those coming soon!
That's all I've got for you tonight! Good God it was a beating getting this post done! But it's finished up, and I've gotta now get in bed to brave the winter roads tomorrow. Yay. So until next time, I leave you with this masterpiece:
What up y'all? Well, that post from Dank came out of nowhere. Don't worry to those of you who I haven't contacted from the last time we put up a post like this. We STILL have your applications. I'm just gonna need to go through them in the next few days because I have a new job starting up in just under 2 weeks. Maintaining that, along with the FLH news and transition is gonna be pretty impossible. I saw that at least 1 of you was offended by this post...so i wanted to calm your ass down. Anyway, here's the latest:
WFuckOff Radio Reminder: Since they're having new WFuckOff Radio shows twice a week now, I'm gonna go ahead and post about both days. Here's the scheduled lineup:
The Witching Hours Hosted by: Violent J Airing: Tue 11/28, 9 PM - 11 PM EST
Seriously Fresh Music Hosted by: Serious Darious Bagfelt Airing: Tue 11/28, 11 PM - 1 AM EST
Ashtrays and Action Figures Hosted by: Twiztid Airing: Thu 11/30, 9 PM - 11 PM EST
The Razor's Edge Hosted by: Razor Ray Airing: Thu 11/30, 11 PM - 1 AM EST
And that wraps up the month of November! Now, tomorrow's episode with Violent J should be rather interesting. I'm hoping that he'll cover the whole situation with AMB to put all of the rumors to rest. If he doesn't cover it on his own, I'm sure a hell of a lot of you will be calling in! Make sure to tune in tomorrow at 9 PM EST!
Another ICP Mention in a show!: Since we've mentioned a few shows in the past that ICP has been mentioned in, I figure that one more wouldn't hurt. A Juggalo named SyKO E waid that he was watching Cartoon Network's Toonami block, and there's an anime comedy called "Bobobo-bo Bo-Bobo". OK, is this guy just really making this shit up and I'm being had? lol. Anyway, he said there was a quote in there saying "Get them my Insane Clone Posse!". That's pretty fresh, or something. Anyway, if you're ever watching that show with a lot of B's in the title, listen for that.
A Couple of ABK Updates!: The Psychopathic sites weren't the only ones posting around the Thanksgiving holiday! At TheHatchetWarrior.com, there were 2 updates put up covering a new show and just Thanksgiving in general. Check 'em both out:
11-25-06
What's up y'all! I'm back with the update. We have some info about the show thats going down next weekend. Sunday Dec. 3, ABK will be tearing up the stage at the Underground 224 E. water St., Sandusky, OH. This show will be for all ages! Tickets are on sale NOW!! Get yours now for only $8 or the D.O.S for $11, $3 extra D.O.S. for under 21. You may also call to reserve your tickets for the show. The number to call is: 419-609-9463, leave your name and the amount of tickets you would like to reserve. The doors will open @ 5pm and the show will start @ 6pm. Now if one night just ain't enough ABK for ya, then make sure you hit up the pre-party the night before @ 10pm. ABK w/ his Rood Fool homie Strict will be there hanging out and to judge a wet t-shirt contest. So don't miss out on the mountians of fun, and we'll see you at the Underground!!!
11-23-06
What's up Warriors! Just wanted to stop in and say Happy Turkey Day! Today for us, is really just a day for everyone to get together with their families, to feast upon great food, and to be thankful for what ever your thankful for. But others think of today as a day of morning. For those who never learned the truth about Thanksgiving, take a look at this link. Maybe you'll have some understanding why some people morn instead of celebrate. I know I do! So be thankful for what ever, but also remember those who weren't so fortunate.
Well be back with a news update tomorrow!
Looks good right? You can actually see a brand new shirt there in his webstore. Check it out:
That shirt comes in both a girly shirt (S-XL) and a regular t-shirt (M-5X) for $20.00 a piece. Pick one up if you like what you see!
Prozak Solo Album?: So guess what? At Prozak's Myspace Page, he's got a new blog up describing the new solo album that he's working on! There will be ALL kinds of special guests on that bitch, so read what he had to say:
PROZAK SOLO ALBUM IN THE WORKS NOW!!! (twiztid-tech n9ne-blaze-bizzare-krizz kaliko...)
PROZAK solo album being recorded now!! (To be released in early summer 07) special guests who have already dropped on the record include, TWIZTID, TECH N9NE, BLAZE YA DEAD HOMEY, BIZZARE, BIGG KRIZZ KALICO, THE R.O.C. Many more to come, the album will be over 20 tracks, with production by SEVEN, GEE PIERCE, & MIKE E. CLARK. You all know, PROJECT:DEADMAN, is more rock/rap oriented, so PROZAK is going straight rap on this, to keep the flavor of rock for PDM. PROZAK old school fans will be insane when they hear this record..... ALSO, the album will contain a FREE DVD, not just some sloppy bonus garbage shot on camcorders, we are talking a proffesional shot documentary of PROZAKS entire career...(shot in true High Definition-(same cameras that shot the new miami vice, and once upon a time in mexico, collateral) as well as the Michigan/mid west rap scene. So far, the interview has sit downs with, THE DAYTON FAMILY, TECH N9NE, BIZZARE, KING GORDY, GEE PIERCE, BIGG KRIZZ KALICO, and many more. ALSO, will contain 2 all NEW music videos, and a sneek peek trailer into the film, HIDE.SEEKKILL! (written, directed, produced by prozak) More info coming.... this record will be the best work from PROZAK yet.
Holy shit, that's gonna be one wicked ass album! And after seeing a few music videos under Prozak's belt, I'm hype to see what he does with a full-length feature film! So while you're thinking about it, add yourself a a friend to Prozak's Myspace. He told me that he's feeling lonely and could use a few good ones. OK not really, but add yourself anyway.
New Esham Mixtape?: OK, this may not be officially ESHAM sanctioned, but a killa who calls himself E-Bay has put together a nice little zip file of Exclusive tracks that Esham has released in his "Bomb Ass Podcasts"! Wanna check that out? Well first, here's the track listing:
Esham - The Bombass Mixtape Vol. 1 01. Discombobulated 02. My Cake 03. Slow Ya Roll (Soopa Villainz) 04. Godfrey Cambridge Interlude 05. Industry Invasion Snipit 06. Alex Abbis (Interlude) 07. Words From Dead Boy 08. I'm Lovin It (Instrumental) 09. Mommy (Original) 10. These Bitches (Feat. ABK) 11. Alice/Obiest (Interlude) 12. Servin (Original) 13. Roses Are Black Theme 14. I'm A Gangsta (W/ Doc Hollywood Hustle...) 15. What Is Love? (Feat. Joe Bruce) 16. Walkin' On A Flatline (Hollow Mix) 17. Ice Cold (Feat. Violent J) 18. Interlude 19. It Aint Safe No More (Soopa Villainz) 20. Richard Prior (Interlude) 21. Antidote medicine (Feat. King Gordy & Lavel) 22. Premeditated (Soopa Villainz) 23. Sorry (ABK) 24. Outcha Atmosphere (Instrumental) 25. Kill The Compact Disc 26. Bite It ...(Interlude) 27. Outro 28. Detroit Stand Up Remix (Posse Cut)
So now, I guess you want that link? Well, here it is:
That's it! Download it. It'll take a while, but it'll be worth it for ya! Much props again to E-Bay for putting that all together!
More Diamond Cutz news!: Well, I know that "LoveL" has been making some decisions that some of you aren't really feeling lately, but it's all good. We're gonna continue to let you know about him anyway! Check out the latest video that they have put together.
What does that mean? Well, in short, you can get a new CD/DVD from Lavel soon from LoveLavel.com. Here's the info on that:
Be looking for more news on this potential stocking stuffer coming soon!
Florida Mini Gathering is coming!: Our homie RamGoG came to me with what I know is a huge event every year! It's the 8th Annual Florida Mini Gathering, and it's happening on Saturday, December 16th at Santa's Enchanted Forest! Here's the official info:
8th Annual Florida Mini Gathering Saturday, December 16th Santa's Enchanted Forest 7900 SW 40th St. Miami, FL
This year, Morton's List is returning to the mini! The time it's goin' down is from 5:00 PM - 2:00 AM! That should be a hell of a good time. You can find out more about the mini at Myspace.com/RamGoG! There's a whole list of events taking place, including Prizes and giveaways, celebrity appearances, and more! Contact Dtam121@aol.com for more info!
Songs of the Week: Yesterday afternoon, I updated the Songs of the Week with a little bit of Christmas flavor! You asked for it, so there it is! Enjoy the tracks, and be looking for more over the next couple of weeks!
FLH Applications: As I said to open this post, if you were already asked to be a part of FLH a few weeks back, then don't worry, we still need your help. I just need to get in touch with you and let you know what's goin down. I'll try my best over the next couple of days. Email me if you have any questions.
With that said, I've got some shit to do around the house. No time for a cute outro tonight, so until next time, I'm out like Mike Vanderjagt (Thank God.) Peace y'all.
Welcome to Faygoluvers.net, weighing in at an astonishing 300 pounds of get down down, meat and biscuits, the undisputed heavyweight champion of pr and reviewing, Kevin, your mother has me on speed dial because she loves the way I star 69 her, Dank. Happy Holidays and Cyber Monday (cheap prices all day online!). I hope everybody has started their shopping and gotten some good deals, I know I bought like 40 cans of steel reserve for like 10 bucks.
Working for the Man... We here at faygoluvers are continuing to grow, especially in the reviews department, welcome to our newest reviewers Dubb and Krash. We are not only growing in staff, but also in product intake. You know our first love is for the underground and we always will be reviewing underground artists albums, but also we have developed great relationships with a ton of major entities from the incredible PRIDEFC mma company, HUSTLE wrestling, and many other fight companys to the top major record companies in the world from Interscope, Universal Music Group, Island/Def Jam and also the very best of the underground from Def Jux to BabyGrande. With this increased capacity we are once again hiring.
Our last staff drive brought us some promising new faces, however, those faces quickly turned to shadows. So now that we have once again cleared house we are looking for the new faces of Faygoluvers.net! Here is a list compiled by Dfens of exactly what we need, and what we expect:
JOBS @ FAYGOLUVERS
News Posters
Requirements:
Knowledge of HTML Knowledge of the underground scene Good Organizational Skills Work well with others.
Pluses:
Previous website experience Computer expert Good amount of free time
Specialization in one of the above categories. Good organizational skills. Ability to keep a deadline Ability to write well!
Pluses:
Knowledge of Html Strong interest in category of choice Previous review experience Previous website experience
If interested, drop an email to KevinDank@faygoluvers.net. You'll be sent an item to review from the category you choose in your application - which you'll be asked to review.
Content Creation
Ever sit around thinking things you think other people think have opinions you can articulate, but nowhere to put it? Enjoy posting on forums? Do you enjoy writing? Maybe you should help us with our much needed content! Aside from columns, blogs and the like, we need people who like to do lyrics, album info, artist info - everything. If you sound like the type for any of this...
Requirements:
Strong ability to write Good organizational skills Ability to keep deadlines and monitor your own writings.
Pluses:
Previous site experience Creative mind HTML knowledge Strong opinions Ability to resist responding to hate
If interested, drop an email to ScottieD@faygoluvers. Include either a link or softcopy of your writings for review.
Community Management
Ever sat around messageboard, trying to type, but your day is ruined by someone flaming, or someone spouting pure hate? To keep in line with the mantra of Faygoluvers, we are looking for experienced people to keep tabs on our community - to watch, edit, and if necessary suspend users accounts. Your job will be to handle comments, forums, stories - basically anything user-generated on the site.
Requirements:
MASSIVE message board experience. Ability to tell the difference between a rant, a joke, and hate. Ability to stand outside a message board and not be involved in the drama.
Pluses:
Know a FLH staff-member! If we know and trust you, you're already ahead of the game Knowledge of Drupal Knowledge of messageboard etiquette.
If interested, drop an email to Kevindank@faygoluvers.net. Tell us your thoughts, experiences, and throw in your work!
Pr and Marketing
Do you have the insight and knowledge needed to secure deals and sponsorships to further the growth of Faygoluvers? Ready to deal with major recording companies and other entertainment outlets? This is the job for you
Requirements:
Etiquette Respect Can Keep a Schedule Can Write Professional attitude
Pluses:
Previous site experience Previous experience in either Pr or Marketing Education.
Thanks for reading, make sure you hit us up if you feel you can contribute to the site. If you think you are gonna bullshit and probably not take advantage of the opportunity, you will join the faces of the past and be dropped.
What up y'all? It's Friday night, and me and the lady are chillin' at home after a long day of me shopping, and her working. (Yeah, I had the day off.) Today has been the shit, but I definitely need a break from everything. One thing I need to do is let you all know what's going on with a BUNCH of shit at the Hatchet. This may be the first all-Psychopathic update we've had in a LONG ass time! Let's do this:
Some HatchetGear News for that Ass!: So were you out there shoppin with everone else like my stupid ass was? Well if you were looking for that perfect gift for your favorite Juggalo or Juggalette, then Hatchetgear may just have you covered! First, here's a post that they put up covering their new shipping options, and t-shirt:
HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY! 2006-11-24
Hey there, turkeyalos.
Got a couple of updates for you.
First up we've put up our Xmas stuff today. There's a new t-shirt, a new door poster, a new ornament, and the return of the Xmas cards. You can peep all of them in the New Items section.
Second, we put a gang-load of stuff on sale. This is the time of year when we try and make room on our shelves so we can bring in new flavor next year. That translates into the benefit for you. We want to get rid of this stuff so we're selling it at crack-rock-bottom prices. Head on over to the Sale Items section to peep what's cheap.
Third, we have the update on express shipping. Express shipping will start on December 1st. Here's a handy table to explain the schedule and costs, so I don't have to type it all out.
Service Type
Available
Cost
UPS Orange (3 Day)
12/1 - 12/19 (Noon)
$10.00 First item + $2.50/item thereafter
UPS Blue (2 Day)
12/1 - 12/20 (Noon)
$15.00 First item + $5.00/item thereafter
UPS Red (Next Day Air)
12/1 - 12/21 (Noon)
$20.00 First item + $7.50/item thereafter
UPS Red (Next Day Air Saturday Delivery)
12/21 - 12/22 (Noon)
$30.00 First item + $7.50/item thereafter
Please note that when UPS says "days" they mean business days (Monday-Friday). Also, orders placed after 10am EST Monday-Thursday are printed and shipped the day after you order them. (Orders placed after 10am EST on Friday or over the weekend are printed and shipped the next Monday). That means, for example, if you place an order after 10am EST on Tuesday and select UPS Red, your order will be printed on Wednesday and will arrive on Thursday. Also please note that any address verification issues may delay your order. The sooner you place your order the better.
Happy Holidays.
And now, for the new gear! I gotta admit that the new Hatchet Holidayz shirt is pretty fuckin pimp. And that ornament would go PERFECT on any Juggalo's Christmas tree! Oh yeah, I haven't even showed you the new shit yet. Here it is...the new shit:
Psychopathic Lightning Hockey Jersey - M-3X, 5X (+$10.00) - $110.00
So there, insert my comments on the new shit here, and it'll all make sense now.
Blaze News!: At Blaze's site, Blaze.PsychopathicRecords.com, he's got a post similar to what ICP's site had up yesterday. Basically it links to the new "Hatchet House" track, and the new shit at Hatchetgear. Take a look:
Giving Thanks November 23, 2006
You know what time it is, Juggalos! It's time to kick back with your crew and shovel a shitload of turkey down your throats! But more important than that, its time to show some love and be thankful for what you got and who you roll with!
We up in this bitch know that without all of you out there, bumpin' our shit, coming to the shows, and supporting the Hatchet, it would be a totally different sound from the Underground. That's why, for this Thanksgiving, everyone on the Psychopathic tip is throwing at ya a brand new track! It's called The Hatchet House and it's the total hook-up, no bones attached. Download it, burn it, inject that shit into your skull because this is our way at the label to show our thanks to all of you that have been down since day one and beyond!
And once that bird is gone and you pull your ass out of the turkey-coma it's all gonna hit you like a 12-gauge slug... it's fuckin' X-Mas season again! Time to get your homie something special. You know that you're just a click away from the fresh-ass shit on HatchetGear.com, but you're looking for something new. Well, they got it! A brand new poster and t-shirt are hitting the webstore, both branded with the Psychopathic Fam! This shit is limited-edition, so you know it's going to be that special something your looking for. You also know that it's going to be a hot item with the season and all, so make sure you get on it ninja before they are all out of it.
You've all been showing your thanks to us every day, be it at a show, bumpin' our sound, or dropping word online. We thank you all for your dedication to the Hatchet, and wish all you Juggalos the best because hell knows you all deserve it!
Since I didn't really comment on that track in my last post, I'll say a few words here. That "Hatchet House" track is actually pretty good. I was getting kinda worried there after hearing the "Blood Red Rum" track for Hallowicked this year. Take a listen and see what you think about it.
Twiztid chimes in: Yes, we basically got the same update from Twiztid.com too! Why? So people like me and our homies at JuggaloNews can post about it 4 different times...just to make sure that your ass sees it! But nevertheless, here's what Twiztid.com has to say:
1-23-06
Thanksgiving Mutha-Fuckos!
It seems like just yesterday we mentioned Turkey, Stuffing, Cranberry Sauce, Gravy, and all the fine snacks that hit your table on Thanksgiving day... and now it's all laid out before us. Let's step back and give thanks. Thanks to all the good times we've had over the years. Thanks to the good times to come. Shit, thanks for the bad times too because that's the shit that gets your mind right and puts you back on track. But most importantly, thanks to all of you ninjas out there!
Halloween is old news but that doesn't mean we can't send a treat out that will do some serious wig-peeling. Everyone on the label is on this one, not just Madrox and Monoxide. The entire family has put it down on a special thank you track we like to call "The Hatchet House", and you can download that piece right HERE. What's it about? You'll have to listen for yourself. Just know this: This is just a sample of how much we want to thank each and every one of you that has been behind us over the years.
At HatchetGear.com....
But that is not the only treat that is coming at you this Thanksgiving. It's the X-Mas season, believe it or not, and starting now on HatchetGear, a pair of new items will be available for your holiday wish lists. This special limited-edition poster and t-shirt features all of the artists on the Psychopathic Records label and is available exclusively through HatchetGear. Just to emphasis: limited-edition. You know that these are going to be flying out the door so if you plan on getting one for that special ninja or ninjette, make sure to get on that with the quickness. You have been warned.
The year is winding to a close. A lot of crazy shit has gone down over the years and you can expect to see even more hella wicked effects for the years to come, from Twiztid and the rest of Psychopathic Records. But at the top of the list is a much deserved thank you to all of you. Words can't describe how much we appreciate having you guys along on this psychodelic mind trip.
And guess what? This isn't the last time you're gonna hear the exact same info either! But just so I don't come off as a completely cynical asshole, Happy Holidays to the folks at the Twiztid camp!
Let's Not forget Boondox!: And, not to be outdone, Boondox's Site rounds out the Psychopathic updates with this fine gem:
Turkey Carver November 23, 2006
Well it's that time of the year when ya get together with your kin and sit down fer turkey and all the fixin's. Yer thankful fer all the good fortune that has come yer way. Ya give yer thanks, and keepin' with the Thanksgivin' spirit, everyone at
Psychpathic Records
has a special thanks headed straight at all of yall. It's been a rollercoaster year full of excitement and with X-Mas tight around the corner, all the artists on the Psychpathic label are hittin' yall up with the brand-new, special holiday diddy, "The Hatchet House"! It's all thanks to yall - it's all free fer downloadin' - it's all to show a lil' love back at who makes this family strong.
And with the snow on its way and the holiday kickin' in like a strong wind, HatchetGear is bringin' yer way a healthy heapin' of holiday cheer on the webstore. Just like the free song, the special limited-edition t-shirt and poster features all Psychopathic artists on it. Ya know ya got family of yer own, get yer kin somethin' special for this winter holiday, show them the thanks and love they deserve and get some of that today!
We're passin' the mile marker on another wicked year at the Hatchet House and that road would be a long, lonely one without all of yall out along the wayside. We're giving our thanks to yall fer making this trip truly memorable.
Alright, now that every official Psychopathic site has told us about the new track, and new merch, that about wraps it up. To tie it all together, download that free shit, and buy some Psychopathic shit!
AMB Officially dropped from Psychopathic?: OK, well here's the deal. After hearing the "Hatchet House" track, which claimed to feature the "entire Psychopathic Family", Blaze, Twiztid, ICP, and Boondox were all featured on it. AMB were nowhere to be found. The speculation started to flow from there. Then today, they disappeared from both HatchetGear.com (except for "Blood In Blood Out") and PsychopathicRecords.com. Then, after a little bit of downtime, AMB's site, AxeMurderBoyz.com showed this:
It says that the "God's Hand" album is coming in 2007. However, there's no Hatchetman on the album cover. Oh, on another note, on the brand new "Hatchet Holidayz" T-shirt and poster from HatchetGear.com, AMB are also not featured. There has been no new merch for them for the holidays added either. Need any other signs? It's looking like AMB is definitely gone, but we'll see if we get any official word about it soon. I'm guessing the best place to ask would be on WFuckOffRadio next Tuesday night.
Our First Software Review!: We've got some new reviewers added to our arsenal now! Their names are Dubb & Krash, and their first review is the long-awaited, brand new operating system from Microsoft called Windows Vista. Check it out here:
Look for more software titles, and whatever else they decide to review to be done soon! Welcome to the FLH crew guys!
That's all I've got to cover for you right now. It's back to decorating I go! Get into that Christmas/Kwanza/Hanukkah/etc spirit y'all! Until next time, beware of Zombie Chickens, and i'm out y'all!
What up y'all, and Happy Thanksgiving! I hope every single one of you is bloated in front of your computer screens or laptops right now feeling like you're about to burst. That's what Thanksgiving is all about! Oh yeah...and being thankful, and shit. But anyway, before I run out with the rest of the idiots who are braving tomorrow morning's incredible shopping deals, I figured I'd throw a news post out there for ya! We've got some good shit to bring to you today, so let's take a look at some:
New Psychopathic Track & Thanksgiving Post!: At InsaneClownPosse.com, we got a brand new update complete with a holiday MP3! Take a look/listen:
Happy Thanksgiving! November 23, 2006
Thanksgiving is a time for taking a pause form your busy schedule to say thanks for all the good things in your life that you are grateful for. It's a time for family and sharing, for recognizing all that those you care most about do for you every day. Nothing sums up the spirit of the holiday better than "Thanksgiving".
It is in the true spirit of the holiday that your favorite Wicked Clowns, Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope of the Insane Clown Posse, want to give a heart-felt thanks to you, the Juggalos, for all your years of dedication and devotion to the love of music of the Dark Carnival. Truly, it's you who makes the magic of ICP a reality, and for that, we give thanks. Keep on loving the music and it'll keep coming!
And, as an even better way to say thanks for loving the music, we're dropping you some more music to hear ... free! That's right, you can grab yourself a copy of a special XMas track featuring the entire Psychopathic family entitled Hatchet House 100% free for download. Drop it on your MP3 player, burn a CD with this track, do whatever you like. It's yours to enjoy as further thanks for your love of the music.
Thanksgiving also marks the last day before the official start of the XMas season (we all know the season begins after Halloween, but we still pretend that this is the official start). And in that vein we're busting out a couple of quality holiday grabs over at HatchetGear.com for that special Juggalo in your life. Once more representing the Psychopathic family, we're put together this special limited edition Psychopathic Family XMas t-shirt and poster, now available for your holiday delight. Featuring all of Psychopathic Record's artists, it's the perfect gift for any Juggalo or Juggalette, so grab these hot items today!
Once more, thank you for the dedication and love. You make this all worth it.
Now at the site, they actually mis-linked the mp3 so it doesn't show up. But I pulled my super ninja tactics (ie: right-click > View source) and got it picked up for you. The post also says something about a Xmas T-shirt & Poster, but I dont' see it anywhere on Hatchetgear. Hopefully it'll be added soon. Also, did anyone find it interesting that the track Hatchet House featured the "Entire Psychopathic Family", and AMB was nowhere to be found on it? Hmmm...
More Boondox Instores!: A day or 2 ago, Boondox's Website, they added a few more dates to their latest post about Boondox Instores. Check that out and see if he's hittin your area:
One-on-One with Boondox November 22, 2006
And ya just thought you'd be up there, smashed against the barricade, lookin' up at Boondox while he spitted out songs from The Harvest? Hell no! Although Boondox will be hittin' up stages from The D to the west coast, yall will get your fixin' of the Skarcrow in person. Newton County's favorite son will be makin' some appearances at local stores along his trek across the midwest and beyond so now is your chance to get personal with the man from Georgia. A series of In-Store Appearances are in the works, and we got a few that are nailed down right here:
Friday, November 24th Hot Hits 29207 Gratiot Ave Roseville, MI 48066
Saturday, November 25th The Glass House 2151 Broadview Rd Cleveland, OH 44109
Thursday, November 30th Vintage Vinyl 6610 Delmar St. Louis, MO 63130
Saturday, December 2nd Homer's Music 530 North Saddle Creek Road Omaha, NE 68132
Monday, December 4th Angelos CDs 16711 E. Iliff Ave Aurora, CO 80013
Wednesday, December 6th Zia Records 4225 South Eastern Ave Las Vegas, NV 89119
That there is some bonus Shindigs that yall won't want to miss! Pay close attention to the complete listing because ya can expect to see more of these one-on-ones locked down in the near future.
Damn, hopefully we'll have some more instore dates poppin up soon.
ICP on Veronica Mars?: Well, a few of you hit me up about this, and I thought it was old news. However, a killa named T-Bone hit us up and set me straight. Basically, on the show Veronica Mars, there was a line that said "I don't know why he'd be in this neighborhood, unless he was kidnapped by the Insane Clown Posse". Booyah. Yeah, slow ass news day I guess, but nonetheless, it's noteworthy!
Rockabilia News Retraction: A Juggalo named Darkside hit me up with some info that you may want to know about. Last post, I put something up about Rockabilia.com carrying some Psychopathic merchandise. He found out that it's basically a subsidiary of Infnity One, who basically has been known to sell some bootleg ass shit. So basically, what I'm telling you is to Purchase with caution from there.
Tech N9ne in The Source!: A Juggalette named Ale sent us a super-fresh hookup! Basically, Tech N9ne was featured in all kinds of different parts of the latest issue of "The Source" with Xzibit on the cover! It's Issue 204, and you can actually see everything you need to here:
Click the pics to enlarge!
Much, MUCH props to Ale for that hookup! I'm surprised that we haven't heard about any of this before...because I've gotta assume it's been out for a week or 2. Either way, there's your hookup!
Marz & Pack with the CFCU?: Over at Marz's official website, Marz.ws, there's a new post up about Marz and Pack pulling some hosting duties for the CFCU! I'm not really sure what that is, but i'm guessing it's a smaller competitor to the UFC. Anyway, check the post:
Dec. 16th - Marz & Pack Hosting CFCU Fight
On Saturday, December 16th Marz and Pack will be hosting and performing at CFCU Presents EXPLOSION in Tinley Park, IL! Check out the tour section for more info or click the banner to visit the CFCU site.
I know it's still a few weeks away, but if you're able to make it to the show, mark your calendars! It's goin' down in Tinley Park, IL, so whether you like Marz or not, you should still see a hell of a good fight!
Upcoming Shows in PA!: I think we may have covered these shows already, but here's your final reminder. There are shows in Pennsylvania featuring Krazy Kidz, DubVM, Body Bagz, Krhymez, and more! I'm just gonna post the info here:
dubVM in Landsdale, PA Friday, November 24th The American Legion 43 W Second St. Landsdale, PA 19446 $10 per ticket
dubVM in Philadelphia, PA Saturday, November 25th The Arena 8011 Roosevelt Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19152 $10 per ticket
I know for a fact that Steez of dubVM has been bustin his ass to make sure that this is a good tour. So if you're anywhere in PA, make sure you go out and show the underground some love!
2 Juggalos pass on...: Unfortunately, we got word that 2 different Juggalos passed away over the past couple of days. A Juggalo named CoRy hit me up about his homie Rusty Saunier who died in a hospital in Cleveland, OH.
Another Juggalo named J.Krow let us know that his homie Bob Law died in a car wreck yesterday. He was a dedicated Juggalo, and will sorely be missed.
Now I know that at any time when you lose somebody that you love, it's always gonna be tough. But when something like this happens so close to the holidays, it makes it hard for their friends and family to move on. So Juggalos and Juggalettes, make sure that you are truly thankful for the friends and family that you have. Rest in Peace to the recently departed...
That's all I've got for you tonight! If you happen to catch my post any time soon after I put it up, make sure to check out WFuckOffRadio.com! Blaze is spinnin tracks along with Madrox and Fritz, and they're holdin' it down on Turkey Day. Until next time, Go Cowboys!, and i'm out y'all!
What up y'all? It's Scottie D here on the news page getting ready for a nice little update for that ass. I know that I've been a little lax in that department lately. Once every 2-3 days just usually doesn't cut it. However, news hasn't been boomin' like usual either. Either way, we've got plenty of news for a post tonght, so check out today's:
WFuckOff Tonight + New Show!: Well, it's Tuesday night, and that means that WFuckOffRadio is live on the air RIGHT NOW! What's tonight's schedule look like? Check it:
Shaggy's Old Vinyl Collection Hosted by: Shaggy 2 Dope and DJ Clay Airing: Tue 11/21, 9 PM - 11 PM EST
The Vault Hosted by: Fritz the Cat Airing: Tue 11/21, 11 PM - 1 AM EST
And guess what? We've got some Exclusive News from Upchuck The Clown! And guess what? He's getting his Own Show at WFuckOff Radio! His first show will be this Thursday, November 23rd (Thanksgiving Night!) and is looking for suggestions from Juggalos and Juggalettes! He set up the email upchuckthaclown@yahoo.com, and wants to hear about suggestions for the show, see pictures of hot Juggalettes, questions you'd like answered, and anything else you can contribute! The show will be called The Funhouse with Upchuck Tha Clown, so be looking for it in just a couple of days! For more on Upchuck, you can go to his official site: JoelTheComic.com!
Results from the JCW / PWU Event!: A few different people emailed me with results from this weekend's PWU / JCW event. The results are in, and it was...well...interesting. Apparently there was more brawling than just inside the ring. A Juggalo named Steve Point was at the show, and said that Shaggy and some other Juggalos got kicked out of the arena. What else happened? Some fuckin idiot who claimed to be a "Juggalo" threw a bottle at a pregnant chick. Yeah, great to have him claiming "Juggalo", right? Anyway, you can see the entire rundown of the show here:
Basically, Violent J turned on Corporal Robinson, and next month, there will be a JCW vs. PWU extravaganza! More on that soon! Keep checkin back here, and at ProWrestlingUnplugged.com
ICP Merch @ Rockabilia?: A Juggalo named GL!TCH hit us up about another site where you can get your Insane Clown Posse merch! There's a bunch of stuff here that you can get at HatchetGear.com, and HotTopic.com. But there's ALSO some stuff that you can no longer get anywhere else. The site is Rockabilia.com, and you can find the merch by searching for Insane Clown Posse, Blaze, or Twiztid. Hope that helps some of you out.
PA Rap Acts Wanted!: Our homie Steez of DubVM is helping put together a show this Saturday, November 25th at a place called The Arena! What he's looking for is some opening acts for the show. Interested in being a part of it? Then email Steez at steezwvm@yahoo.com!
Sutter Kain Interview @ Horrorcore.com: There's a nice little interview with one of the Underground's most greusome lyricists: Sutter Kain at Horrorcore.com! If you're likin what you hear after seeing/hearing "Cannibal Ferox", then you should definitely check this out:
I'm not fuckin around when i say that you should REALLY check this album, "August Underground" out! Pick it up from RedRumMedia by clicking Right Here!
A Juggalette needs some Love...: A ninja who calls himself Gawd Sadist emailed me about a Juggalette who had a serious car accident. Her name is KlayGurl, and a lot of you probably know of her from myspace. She's lucky to have gotten out of the accident alive, but is on a lot of meds and just really down on her luck. If you could, leave her a get well message at her myspace page at Myspace.com/Klaygurl. Get well soon Juggalette!
Songs of the Week updated: Well guess what? I never got back around to updating the Songs of the Week this past Sunday. But hey, it was my damn birthday...cut me some slack! Anyway, they're now updated, so pick 'em up before this weekend when I switch them again!
My Kick Ass Birthday Cake!: Just wanted to show some love to my girl Mandie for my kick ass birthday cake! It's cookie, and it had a faygo-cake-cookie-guy-thing on it. Check it:
Thanks babe...that's definitely the shit, and was delicious for the 5 minutes it lasted.
King Gordy Question Submissions: Let me just send you a reminder...we'll be doing a King Gordy Interview soon, and I'm gonna need some questions for that big muthafucka! If you have any, send them to ScottieD@Faygoluvers.net!
That's gonna do it for me tonight. Enjoy the rest of WFuckOff Radio, and until next time, I'm out like the K-K-Kramer! Peace y'all!
What up y'all? It's Sunday morning, which means it's My Birthday. ::Does Celebration Dance:: Anyway, I'm gonna knock out a post real quick before going to my birthday festivities, but I'm sure you won't mind that. Oh, and for those who were interested, or wished me luck, I Got The Job! Yup...best Birthday gift this year...by far! So thanks for everyone who wished me luck. That means a lot y'all. Now, time for an assload of:
Lots of WFuckOff Archives!: The new WFuckOff Radio schedule had me all confused, so I missed both shows this week. But good for me, and the rest of you, both Tuesday and Thursday's shows are archived! Want to check 'em out? Here are the links you need:
Don't forget that they now changed it to a Tuesday & Thursday schedule. So if you try to tune in on Wednesday night, you'll be assed out. You can see what's next up on the schedule Right Here!
Big Baller Xmas Info!: A Juggalo named Dani2Dope found some info on Ticketmaster.com about the upcoming Big Baller Xmas Party! There's a daet, a time, and when tickets go on sale. Check it out:
Tickets go on sale next Saturday, November 25th, and will be $20.00 each. The Big Baller Xmas Party takes place at Clutch Cargos on Friday, December 22nd at 8:00 PM! That's all the info I've got on it, but make sure you get your tickets this coming Saturday, because they're guaranteed to sell out!
TONS of new HatchetGear!: We got a new news post, and a bunch of new merch to tell you about from HatchetGear.com! First, the news post:
TWO IN A ROW! 2006-11-17
'Sup?
All wild-style we're posting news two weeks in a row here on the old HG. We put up some more stuff for you to peep. It's over in New Items, obviously. We said we'd let you know today about express shipping for Xmas. We will be offering it this year, starting December 1st. Check back in next Friday for all the particulars.
Until next time. If you're down with the Turkey Day have a good one.
And now what you REALLY wanna know about, the New Merch!
ICP: The Wraith Remixes - $10.00
Twiztid Man's Myth Mutant Shoelaces - $6.00
ICP Stencil Lighter - Zippo style - $10.00
ICP "All Together Now" Fleece Blanket - 50" x 60" - $20.00
Psychopathic Family Tree T-shirt - XL, 3X - $20.00
ICP Tissue Girly Riddlebox Rose T-shirt - S-2X - $25.00
ICP Splatter T-shirt - XL, 3X - $20.00
ICP Thermal Long Sleeve Shirt (Crop Circle Logo) - XS-3X - $30.00
Ahh, so there are the MMM Shoelaces that we found a few months back on another website. That's fresh that they're actually offering a Silkscreen Hoodie at about half the price of their regular patch hoodies. There's a ton of new shit that I know the favorite Juggalo or Juggalette in your life will dig for Christmas...so make it your one-stop shop this year.
New Zug Izland Tour Date!: At ZugIzland.com, there's a new post put up about an upcoming Show Date. It's next Saturday, November 25th at the Hayloft Liquor Stand. Wanna be there? Here's what you need:
Zug Izland With Tantric
Everyone head out to the Hayloft Liquor Stand Saturday, November 25, 2006 and check out Zug Izland along with Tantric and Buk Butter. Doors open at 7pm. Tickets are $15 and are available through tiketmaster. Ages 18+.
And just when you thought the Zug news was over...
Upcoming Zug Interview!: Our homie DJ Pugsly of HatchetRadio.com is doing an interview with Zug Izland's own 2 Phat next Monday, November 27th at 12 Midnight.
Want to get some questions in to see what's next in store for Zug Izland? Then email your questions to djpugsly@aim.com!
New DubVM Tour Dates: Our homie Steez of DubVM wanted to let you ninjas in the Landsdale and Philadelphia, PA areas know about some shows they've got coming up! The first one takes place in Landsdale, PA this coming Friday, November 24th. Here, let me just post them both:
DubVM in Landsdale, PA Friday, November 24th The American Legion 43 W Second St. Landsdale, PA 19446
DubVM in Philadelphia, PA Saturday, November 25th The Arena 8011 Roosevelt Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19152
Both shows are only $10.00 each, so if you're anywhere near them, go show some love to the underground! Oh yeah, those shows will also feature Trips the Klown, Body Bagz, The Krazy Kidz, Krhymez, The Pumpkin King, and Mystary!
E to the D Show in San Antonio: That killa E to the D has a show coming up next Saturday, November 25th too! There are lots of shows around the nation to pay close attention to. Want to know more about this one? Here's the official flyer:
The show will only cost you $7.00 to get in, and doors are at 8:00 PM! If you need any other info, E to the D's myspace page is Myspace.com/EtotheD.
ICP Albums Section Updated!: We've got quite a few updates on the website side of things. What are they? Well the first one is that I got around to adding the Wraith Remix Albums to the ICP Albums section. Check this:
We keep all that shit pretty much up to date, but if you ever see one that we missed, don't hesitate to tell us to get our ass in gear.
New Intrinzik Album reviewed!: One of our resident reviewers, SeL, got a new review put up yesterday. I think you'll like what you see in this one. It's Intrinzik's latest: "My Favorite Album"! This album is the fuckin bomb, and nearly half of its 19 tracks are new and never-released tracks! Take a look at what SeL thinks of it:
Remember, you can pick that album up right in our FLH Store for only $12.00 (including shipping!).
Upcoming King Gordy interview?: We got hit up by King Gordy's people, and apparently he's got a lot he wants to let you 'los and 'lettes know about. But instead of just letting him talk, we want to know what YOU want to know from him. Got questions for King Gordy? Then send them to me at ScottieD@Faygoluvers.net!
Where are the New Songs?: Yes, we'll have new Songs of the Week this week. I just don't have time at the moment to update them. Check back later tonight though and they should be here.
New Ad Space Option?: Just because a lot of you have emailed me asking about that top banner on the news page, we now have it available to those of you who were interested. Just click Right Here for our ad options!
DFENS' PS3 Documentary: Part 2: On Thursday, I put up a video of FLH's DFENS who went out and interviewed different gamers standing in line to pick themselves up a PS3! Well now, we've got Part 2 of the documentary! Yes, the PS3 has already been released, but you'll dig this. Check it:
I'm not sure how many more of these (if any) that he'll be doing, but you can bet that we'll post them.
That's all I've got for you this early Afternoon. I gotta bounce, so until next time, I'm out y'all!
What up y'all? It's Thursday night, and life is good right now. Keep your fingers crossed for me because I had a really good 2nd interview for a new job today. Booyah. But enough about me, you guys are here for the news! So let's get it started with some:
New ICP Wrestling Info: A Couple of different Juggalos, both DaNinja and Paul P. have emailed me about this. There's an article explaining some kind of bombshell that Violent J is gonna drop this Saturday, November 18th! Since PWInsider.com is a piece of shit site that has just an amazingly annoying amount of ads that pop up, scroll accross, and flat out suck my asshole, I'm gonna copy and paste the relevant parts up here. Here you go:
THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE TO WRESTLE IN PHILADELPHIA THIS SATURDAY NIGHT by Tod Gordon @ 10:28:00 AM on 11/15/2006
FROM THE DESK OF..... TOD GORDON
Juggalos? Jiggalos? Deuce Bigalow? What in the world is going on with my new promotion, PWU ? I've got clowns to the left of me and Joker's on my right. This may be one of the most bizarre months I've ever experienced in almost 17 years of promoting professional wrestling events. The key word here is "event ", because when you deal with The Insane Clown Posse, Psychopathic Records, and all of their crazy fans known as " The Juggalos", it's like nothing I have ever experienced before.
BOMBSHELL? BOMBSHELL? Annie Social, my executive vice president and I are sitting in my office trying to assemble a card for our great fans of PWU, when we are "told" there is a message waiting for us from Violent J. Simply put .... he's going to drop a bombshell this Saturday night. With Corporal Robinson now pulling double duty as our Hardcore Champ and the JCW's Heavyweight champ, it seemed like a great opportunity to expose our fans to some wrestlers they don't get to see very often, if at all. Corp asked if he could bring along a few friends such as Rude Boy, and the man he dethroned, Mad Man Pondo. It's not easy to say no to a guy like Corp, so we agreed.
...
Did I mention the return of Ian Rotten? I know he's had issues in the past with some of the JCW regulars such as Pondo, Corporal Robinson, and Violent J as well. He'll be there for whatever reason he has in that demented head of his. So will the Krash Krew, the team that took the Briscoes to the extreme as they brawled all over the arena last month.
So, let's sum this up. Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Rude Boy, Corporal Robinson, Mad Man Pondo, The Juggulator, Devon Moore, Azriel, The SAT's, AMIL, Joker, Backseats, Reyes, The Real Pitbull, Ian Rotten, D-Tox, Krash Krew, Mercedes, and more this Saturday night. Tickets can be purchased on line at our fine website... www.prowrestlingunplugged.com. I just have one last thing to say.
If you DO want to see the entire article for yourself, you can just click Right Here!
Wraith Remix Album Snippets @ MTV.com: A Juggalo named Darrell must have been browsing through MTV.com, and found a page with The Wraith Remix, and 30 second snippets of each track! So if you haven't heard any of it yet, then here's your chance to before picking it up! Here's a link:
Not much else is there...but the "Tilt-a-Whirl" music video is streaming on the page. Check it out if you're interested.
Tech N9ne hits the Billboards!: Guess all this promotion for Tech N9ne's "EverReady: The Religion" paid off! Tech N9ne hit #2 on the Independent Albums Charts! Check it out:
And that's not the only chart that he hit! He sold nearly 22,000 Albums, and hit #50 on the Billboard Top 200! Here's a myspace bulletin from the Tech N9ne Myspace:
Tech N9ne’s Everready (The Religion) Debuts As The No. 2 Independent Album In The Country
Tech N9ne’s First Album In Four Years Sells 22,000 Copies Its First Week; Everready Charts On Four Different Billboard Charts Simultaneously; While On Tour, Tech N9ne’s Press Presence About To Be Felt
For Immediate Release: Kansas City: November 15, 2006:
Tech N9ne’s Everready (The Religion) has become a certified music phenomenon. The Kansas City rapper’s first studio album in four years sold 21,887 copies its first week in stores, making it the No. 2 Independent Album in the country for the week ending Nov. 12. Everready is also the No. 6 Rap Album, the No. 23 R&B Album in Core Stores and the No. 50 album overall in the country this week.
“When we were making it, I felt like Everready was going to be that one album that was going to break me through being in purgatory, meaning my blowing up or not,” Tech N9ne said today. “When they told me the numbers, it was validation that Everready is going to be that bridge to break me through.”
The Top 5 SoundScan markets for Everready’s first week were Kansas City, Denver, Seattle/Tacoma, Salt Lake City and San Francisco/Oakland/San Jose. The 21,887 units sold also marks the second most units Tech N9ne has ever sold in one week during his decade-plus career.
Everready (The Religion) features the hit single “Bout Ta’ Bubble,” gold recording artist E-40 on “Jellysickle” and production from platinum producers Rick Rock (Jay-Z, Fabolous), The Legendary Traxster (Mariah Carey, Twista) and Big Tank (Missy Elliott).
In addition to his impressive chart performance and the rave reviews Everready has already garnered in the Kansas City Star and elsewhere, Tech N9ne is set to be prominently featured in a number of publications later this month. Tech N9ne is a major part of The Source’s Independent Package, which appears in its November issue and highlights the genre’s most prominent independent artists and labels. Tech N9ne also earned The Source’s coveted “Hip-Hop Quotable” in the November Issue for his spectacular verse on Everready’s “My World.” Tech N9ne will also have a sizable feature in the forthcoming issue of Murder Dog, the preeminent chronicler of street-certified rap.
Tech N9ne is currently on tour to support Everready. Please visit www.therealtechn9ne.com for the complete tour itinerary.
If you HAVEN'T had the chance to purchase the album yet, a bunch of retailers have been sold out due to the extremely low amount of copies that each one got. They should be restocked by this time, so give 'em a call before you roll out!
New Durty White Boyz Music Video!: Our homie Delusional and his group the Durty White Boyz have their first new Music Video out! Wanna see it? Then you can check it out streaming right here:
Finally, some new Lavel / DC News!: There's been a couple of weeks since we last heard anything out of the DCP camp, but there's a new site that you can keep up with all of the Diamond Cutz Productions flavor. It's DiamondCutz.com, and here are the latest 2 updates:
D.C. News
What’s up everybody this LoveL, and I’m glad to be here to give an update on what’s going on with Diamond Cutz Productions…….. Before we get started, I would to say I’m keeping Independent but to my fans and friends, I’m here to bring the underground up.
Now in D.C. news,
Diamond Cutz west coast is close to being up and running fully and we’re really excited about 2007, and really just the over all future of The D.C.P. movement. I would like to say that I’m happy with the direction of the new company (Diamond Cutz Productions).
Since the beginning of 2006, D.C.P. has had it’s ups and downs, kind of like life. Here at Diamond Cutz Productions, we celebrate life with the 1st year anniversary of D.C.P.. If you heard pod cast #1, I kind of touched on this subject over at the multimedia page.
Now we go into 2007 looking up with a smile and mild-mannered pride, and over here at Diamond Cutz Productions we’re officially 100% natural, cleaner, and crisper than ever. With the growth of music, we contribute high quality, fun, positive sound recordings. So with that said, 2007 we will bring to you “7-Up” representing 2007 reasons to simply smile and say “Hi” to stranger walking by. Here I’ll start it with a couple of positive gestures to bring in the new year. Love, peace, happiness, fun, hugs, kisses, sharing, and any other positive words you can think of. And fellas, women like when you put those words to action! ;-) And ladies, make no mistake, this is the same sexy LoveL with different, more positive views. There’s no room for negativity in this world or in my life, and there shouldn’t be room for any negativity in your lives. Just listen to “Let it go” and check my version of peace. So now we would like to invite all of our fans, friends, family, and everyone with the same positive views to party with us in 2007 and beyond.
The music that will come from Diamond Cutz will be just that, precious Jewels. We will give the world fun positive music and you can trust when I tell you it’s a lot more fun to dance at the party than to fight. And that’s where ever you are, so trust the D.C.P. seal when you want to dance, relax, think, or just bang some hot music. Now when I say hot I mean Jehovah God has blessed me with awesome talent, and I’m more happier than I’ve ever been.
New for 2006,
Diamond Cutz is not done shining up 2006 just yet, so on December 19th we give to you The D.C.T.V. DVD and The 7-UP audio/movie Featuring 7 songs from LoveL and Mr. Heart. This will be a CD/DVD combo, so keep checking the dcpstore.com for updates on new merchandise, the multimedia page for mp3’s, and our DCPspaces myspace.com/diamondcutz2006, myspace.com/asteriah, myspace.com/mrheartsv and check out Flagrant‘s profile located on the top 8, 16, 24’s all that myspace talk. Show some love, that’s all we ask. Before I go, I would like to announce that we have been trying contact Cindy Mulkan (Original S.V. artist). Cindy, if you’re out there, get at me. I like your work, and if there are any artists out there that specialize in animation “We want you!” Just hit us up @ diamondcutzproductions@yahoo.com, and like I said, stay up and I hope to see yall at the next Live performance.
Oh, and don’t think we don’t Diamond Shine whereever we go, so let’s get it much love and stay positive.
Brand New Entertainment from Diamond Cutz Productions……
Available exclusively through the dcpstore.com, Tuesday… December 19th, 2006
Included will be the following:
7-UP’s audio/movie Track list:
1. Let it Go - Lovel 2. Barbershop - Lovel 3. Beautiful- Mr. Heart 4. Supermodel - Mr. Heart 5. Push - Mr. Heart 6. …to this song - Lovel featuring Karkki A. 7. Shiny Day - Mr. Heart
D.C.T.V. DVD: The Amazing Adventures of Stroke Johnson and Olga Ingmar
Prepare your funny bones for another ride with the never before seen characters of Diamond Cutz Television in this 1st season DVD of the youtube.com hit variety Series, D.C.T.V.
Stroke Johnson is an aspiring actor trying to make it big. To share the fun of his ride to the top of Hollywood and keep him grounded, Stroke looks to Olga Ingmar. She’s a bubbly foreign exchange student from Germany. Together, they'll navigate the highs and lows of Hollywood's fast lane; where the stakes are higher, and the money and temptations are greater than ever before. But that certainly will not stop them from having an amusing time the whole way through.
DVD Features: Audio Commentary with Cast and Crew Deleted Scenes Extended Takes (Bonus Features Not Rated)
Damn, that's a lot to absorb, but it's looking like the party ain't stoppin' at DCP! one question: Is LoveL his official new name? Hmmm...
Norph Coast Rydas show in Ohio!: There's a group out of Ohio who call themselves the Norph Coast RydaS. They are having a show on Thursday, December 7th that will be a benefit show for Toys for Tots! Basically, if you bring a New, Unwrapped Toy, you get into the show for FREE! If not, you only have to pay $5.00 to get in! Want the info on the show? Here it is:
Norph Coast Rydas Benefit Show Thursday, December 7th Funky Frog Night Club & Eatery 7865 Plains Road Mentor, OH
The show will also feature M-Fa-Z-Ma and special guest Marz! There will be a raffle for Tattoo Gift Certificates, and other great prizes! All money for the show will be going to Toys for Tots!
Benefit Dinner for a Juggalo!: There's a Benefit Dinner goin down in Palestine, OH on Sunday, December 10th. So instead of asking for donations, which we don't do, you have the opportunity to go spend $15.00 a plate, and donate it to a good cause! There will be raffles, a Chinese Auction, and more! Want more info on it? Here's the flyer:
Sounds like a really fresh idea. They're needing to make Trouty's house wheelchair accessible, so it takes quite a chunk of change to do that. Make it to that dinner if at all possible and help them out. Contact kdannahower@comcast.net for more info!
Juggalos in a Magazine?: A Juggalo named Carlos emailed us with just an attached picture. He didn't say anything about where it came from or anything like that, but my super detective skills tell me it came from a magazine called Fun Coast. It's got a bunch of pics of Juggalos at a Tech N9ne show! Here's the pic:
Important? No...but it's Juggalos showin' love! Much props to FunCoast.com for printing that up!
Charlie Murphy Gathering Footage: A Juggalo named Seth Chaos emailed us with a link to Charlie Murphy's set at the 2005 Juggalo Gathering! I actually appreciated this because I got to the set about 10 minutes late. So I figured some other people may have missed out too. Here'sthe video:
New Reviews Posted!: Guess what? One of our resident reviewers, SeL, had a chance to do 2 More Reviews for us! They've actually been done for a few days now, but we had some issues with the coding...and all kinds of other excuses. But regardless, here are the links:
We've got quite a few more reviews on our plate, so make sure to keep checkin back! To see ALL of the reviews of EVERYTHING we've ever posted, click Right Here!
DFENS PS3 Documentary Footage: So what has our resident Video guru DFENS been up to lately? Well, over the last couple of days, he and his cameraman have been going to local Colorado Best Buy locations interviewing everyone who is waiting outside to pay for a PS3. It's actually really put together well, and an enjoyable 7-1/2 minutes of footage. Are you a gamer? Or maybe you like to laugh at gaming nerds? Either way, here's the footage:
Be looking for 1 or 2 more episodes coming soon!
That's all I've got for you tonight! It's time for me to get my ass in bed. In case I don't update before then, have a good weekend Juggalos and Juggalettes! Until next time, I'm out like This pedophile's left nut! Peace y'all!
What up y'all? Damn, updates are few and far between here on FLH. That's not due to any fault of our own though! News has just been a little lacking lately. The holidays are around, and that means that people are taking it a little easy. Not so today though...we've got some damn good news coming up. So check this edition of:
CRAZY Flavor from Twiztid!: There's a really fresh batch of news over at Twiztid.com that EVERYBODY's gonna be interested in. Why? Because it involves THEM potentially paying YOU! Take a look:
11-14-06
Welcome back... Although Halloween has come and gone the impact it left has proven to be something worthy of the Legacy and sure to be remembered by one and all in some way or another. But now we shift our gears and go full throttle into November! When I think of November I always associate it with three things... Turkey, Cranberry Sauce, and Plenty of Left-overs! But in Twiztid's case November will mark the time of Rennovations, Returns, and New additions.
First off on the Rennovations aspect, the Official Twiztid site will be overhauled in a stylish way and remodeled in preparation for the beginning of promotions for "Independents Day" (Twiztid's forthcoming release 07) and although the new site probably won't air live until New Year's Day it is said that it will be well worth the wait, featuring some very interesting and entertaining feature pages never offered before by Twiztid.
As far as the Returning goes... Twiztid is said to be bringing back "Ash Trayz and Action Figures" this Month to the mighty air waves of WFUCKOFF Radio. Discribed as "foul-mouthed druggies with a comical yet fun approach to Morning Talk Radio that actually airs in the wee hours of the night - they're Twiztid - go figure." Like it or hate it, these guys are just getting started, and ready to flip some serious wigs. Check the official WFUCKOFF site for the dates and air times for this and other great radio programs.
The New Additions part is actually more of an opportunity so to speak, the door will be opened later this Month for the public to submit resumes for a chance to be employed by Twiztid. (Wow) When asked about this upcoming employee search, Monoxide had this to say: "We feel like we could use some ninjas, and or ninjettes to help out the Movement and fuck going to Monster.com and hiring someone who has no idea who we are, when we would rather offer these positions to the Fam. The one's who really understand what we're all about." Nicely put and this could be a serious career move for anyone reading this, if of course, you choose to participate in the search. We will be back with all the details and categories of employment as well as the form in which to send it to at a later date. Be ready 'cause opportunity is getting ready to knock on your computer screen in November. You have been warned.
In Other Newz.... Back in the studio, recording continues on "Independents Day" and we managed to speak with Jamie Madrox to get some brief insight on how things are going.... "Shit is Good!, we bounced back from Hallowicked right into the studio and got focused back on working Hard on the record." How will this record differ from other Twiztid records? "It's another avenue of Twiztid ya know, there's a strong collaboration theme with me and Monoxide at the Helm... It's more of a musical Movement rather than a record in my oppinion... You really gotta hear it to feel the raw energy put out onto these trax - it's amazing!" Thanks to Madrox for that tid bit of behind-the-scenes insight, and it sounds like this record is fixing to be some iconic shit to say the absolute least. We'll have more on this and other stories in our next post.
Shit, I'm up for a new job at the moment, and I'm thinking about applying for whatever it is that they've got going on. I can't say "Fuck Monster.com" though, because they've produced a few leads for me. But enough about my situation...we'll get more info from Twiztid in the coming weeks!
Forgotten Update @ HatchetGear: Right now at HatchetGear.com, there's a post that says that it was put up yesterday. I'm thinking it was put up before, but who knows. It just basically recaps what's been put up in the New Items section, and the Free Shit that you could potentially be getting! Here's what they've got to say:
UPDATES GALORE 2006-11-13
What up, homeslices?
We've got a bunch of stuff to update you guys on, so let's get started.
First we'd like to welcome a new Down With The Clown Store. It's called Monstar Shop and it's located in the fresh-ass city of Phoenix, AZ. If you're a Phoenixalo you should go over and check them out.
Next we've put up the new ICP remix albums. You can grab the two-disc set of the remixed Wraith albums. The songs have been remixed by some of our underground homies. Go check it out, yo.
We're a little late getting our Xmas drive going, but going it is. And if you've been around HatchetGear for a while you know that Xmas means free shit. So here's the deal: Spend between $1.00 and $49.00 and you gets nathan; spend between $50.00 and $99.00 and you get something small; spend $100.00 plus and you get a t-shirt. Every $100.00 over the first gets you another t-shirt ($200.00 gets you 2 t-shirts, $300.00 gets you 3 t-shirts, etc.) Please note that these totals do not include Shipping & Handling. If your order comes to $99.00 before S&H and over $100.00 after = no t-shirt for you!
Check back next week. We'll have some more small items to put up and we'll know what's going on with express shipping for the holidays.
Ninjas are go!
Now I know that those watches that are in the New Items section have been put up before. So I don't know why they relisted them. Who knows. There's a shitload of merch over there now for the Holidays, so keep checkin back for more to be added soon!
Boondox Instores!: Just when you thought you weren't gonna see Boondox For a while...he's got some new Instore Dates on his Official Website!
One-on-One with Boondox November 14, 2006
And ya just thought you'd be up there, smashed against the barricade, lookin' up at Boondox while he spitted out songs from The Harvest? Hell no! Although Boondox will be hittin' up stages from The D to the west coast, yall will get your fixin' of the Skarcrow in person. Newton County's favorite son will be makin' some appearances at local stores along his trek across the midwest and beyond so now is your chance to get personal with the man from Georgia. A series of In-Store Appearances are in the works, and we got a few that are nailed down right here:
Friday, November 24th Hot Hits 29207 Gratiot Ave Roseville, MI 48066
Saturday, November 25th The Glass House 2151 Broadview Rd Cleveland, OH 44109
Thursday, November 30th Vintage Vinyl 6610 Delmar St. Louis, MO 63130
That there is some bonus Shindigs that yall won't want to miss! Pay close attention to the complete listing because ya can expect to see more of these one-on-ones locked down in the near future.
Another Juggalos = Gang article: A Juggalette named Sarah found an article from a Utah-based website that puts Gangs and Juggalos on the same level...again. Nothing new right? Well, check the article anyway:
There's a "former" Juggalette in there that tries to set things straight, and some people don't even know what a Juggalo is. So as usual, it seems as this is being blown out of proportion. If you're a Juggalo and you live in Utah, just don't be a douche. That's all.
Tech N9ne Interview @ The Zone!: Our homie AJAX hit us up about a Tech N9ne Interview that was just recently conducted. Our homies at The Zone Radio have it posted on their Myspace page, so you should go check that shit out:
And if that weren't enough, a ninja named Kurt found some info about an old school rapper named RA The Rugged Man who is doing a new movie. He apparently posted a Myspace bulletin saying that Tech N9ne would be in a scene with Vinnie Paz of Jedi Mind Tricks! There's no info yet on this dude's myspace, but hopefully we'll get word soon!
M Theory Show this Saturday!: Those killas in M Theory are having a show this coming Saturday, November 18th! It's taking place in Detroit, MI, and will feature a number of artists! Seriously, just check out the flyer:
It will cost you $10.00 to get in to the show, and will feature 13 Groups!! Doors open up at 7:00 PM, so make sure you're there! For any other info on the show, hit up the M Theory Myspace!
McNastee's "Send me an Angel" Video!: This was not officially sanctioned by McNastee. But guess what? It's so fresh that I figured I'd post it anyway! My homie Phatty put together a remixed Music video set to the 1986 movie: "RAD"! Anyone who grew up in the '80s HAS to have seen this movie. Check it out:
If you like what you hear, pick up McNastee's "Pieces of a Broken Man" from the FLH Webstore! If you like what you see, you better start searching around because I don't know if they ever put that one on DVD. Hope you enjoy it!
Loss in the Fam...: Our homie DJ PoltaGeist emailed us with some tragic news. His homie's girlfriend, Stephanie Frey, recently lost her life in a car accident. Things weren't going well in her life, as she just had a miscarriage the week before. Needless to say, any of her friends and family are in need of some support right now. So if you'd like to send some encouraging words, or just simple condolences, email Jynisyde@aol.com, and he'll pass them along. Rest in Peace Juggalette.
That's all I've got for you this afternoon. It's time to bounce and hit up the BBQ joint. (Yum Spring Creek!) Until next time though, I'm STILL out like My Ebay Auctions. (Bid fuckers bid! lol.) Peace y'all!
What up y'all? It's Saturday afternoon, and I know we haven't posted news in a couple of days, but to be honest with you, there's just not really that much going on...until now! Late last night, the Hatchet unleashed all hell on HatchetGear, and had some pretty fresh things to say at InsaneClownPosse.com too. So let's get into it right now with some:
A Much Needed ICP Update!: Yes, I know they just posted 3 days ago, but it was about something that we already knew was happening (The Wraith Remix Album). That's droppin' in just a couple of days, but why wait for that to post more news? Check out the latest from InsaneClownPosse.com:
Hatchet Heat! November 10, 2006
The offices of Psychopathic Records are always a hotspot of activity, but today, the heat got turned up another notch. Its a jumble of flavor popping up every which way, along with no shortage of projects percolating on the back-burners brewing their way to perfection. I'll just start with the most-ripe of the fruit about to drop:
Due to popular demand and raging success, Psychopathic's debut Internet radio station, WFuckOffRadio.com, is expanding its hours! Yes, now there's TWICE as much flavor to be had every single week on the only radio station that matters. Instead of its usual Wednesday slot, WFuckOffRadio is moving to both Tuesday AND Thursday nights! From 9 PM to 1 AM, you'll be able to enjoy the MC talents of Violent J, Shaggy 2 Dope, Twiztid, Blaze, and more throughout a variety of colorful radio programs. Hit up WFuckOffRadio.com for the complete schedule.
WFuckOffRadio is 100% free for your listening pleasure. All it takes to get in on the action is a connection to the Internets and a audio program capable of playing streaming music (like iTunes or Windows Media Player). And if you don't have a consistent Internets connection, you could always download the broadcasts from the handy Archives collection! You're flat out of excuses, so if you aren't listening to WFuckOffRadio, you're missing out! The flavor begins next Tuesday, November 14th.
Meanwhile, over at HatchetGear.com, things are beginning to churn and take form for the holiday season ahead (yeah, nobody waits until after Thanksgiving anymore). There's a metric SHITLOAD of new merch landing squarely upon your noggins, all slamming onto your monitors TONIGHT! Yes, TONIGHT! It's not all just XMas themed either. We've got a healthy blend of the usual suspects: all new jackets, t-shirts, lighters, girly shit, and the like for your favorite Psychopathic artists. But, we're also dropping some new ALL NEW flavor on your eyes, flavor you've never seen before from the Hatchet but always wanted to see. For the first time ever, official Psychopathic Sew-On Patches will be available for you to snag and safety-pin to your backpack or favorite hoodie. And, at long last, you can get yourself your very own, 100% official Psychopathic Shoes! Yes, I said SHOES! A necessity for Juggalos looking to be swagged-the-fuck-out, these hot items will be going quick, so hit that flavor up tonight! It's a hot time at HatchetGear.com!
And, dropping on eager ears this next Tuesday is the much-anticipated Wraith: Remix Album! Rocking all the best tracks from both The Wraith: Shangri-La and The Wraith: Hell's Pit, this phat double-disc album features remixes from the underground's hottest producers, including Mike E. Clark, Kottonmouth Kings, Kuma, Wolfpac, Tech N9ne, and many, many more. It's both sides of the Wraith in one single spot, bring a new twist to both paths the Wraith can lead you down. All this flavor is available in stores everywhere this Tuesday, November 14th 2006.
Finally, keep your eyes and ears locked on ICP.com for some upcoming news on the 7th annual Big Baller Xmas Party! It's Psychopathic's very own Xmas party, bringing you the joys Xmas WICKED STYLE! A regular Detroit tradition, the Big baller has always been a mad-popular sold-out party, so check back here for all the details so you don't miss out on all the benefits.
That is it for now. It's a lot to digest in one sitting, so take your time and let it all sink in. To summarize: hit up HatchetGear.com tonight for the debuting merch, WFuckOffRadio.com on Tuesdays and Thursdays for Psychopathic radio excitement, record stores everywhere Tuesday Nov 14 for The wraith: Remix Album, and ICP.com next week for info on the Big Baller Xmas Party. Got all that? Good. Go get your mistletoe out now.
Damn, that's a LOT to sink your teeth into....that is until you see the bomb of new merch that HatchetGear dropped. That's next...
60+ New Items @ HatchetGear!: Our homie Netmaster Gordom must have been working overtime, because it was later than usual when they posted their Friday update (as seen above). I can see why now though, because I count 63 New Items that have been added to HatchetGear.com! Time to bust out your credit cards for your favorite Juggalo/lette this year. Check the new shit:
And yes, that took me an assload of time to make the pic and fill out the details. You're welcome. OK so seriously, you can actually now dress completely from head to toe in Psychopathic Gear. Wait...I've never seen any Psychopathic Socks! Will that be next in the merch arsenal?
Marz's Billion Dollar Ballers Newsletter!: A Juggalo named Blake Todd received an email from Billion Dollar Ballers Entertainment (aka Marz's label), and it includes a bunch of new info that any BDB fans will want to know about. This includes a New Album! That's right...it's been over a year since Against All Odds dropped, and it's about time we hear some new shit from Marz, Pack, and the rest of the crew. Here's the newsletter:
What's good yall? It's ya boy Pack aka Lionel Kane back in the buildin baby with another update from the BDB Camp. Now I know everyone has been patiently waiting to see what move the Billion Dollar Ballers are gonna make next and it's about time you knew...................
We've recently launched the *ALL NEW* Billion Dollar Ballers Community Forums for you and your people to join the movement. The *ALL NEW* Billion Dollar Ballers Community Forums were created exclusively for yall to have a place to find out news, show updates or jus discuss the entire BDB Camp including MARZ, Pack, Chrissy and the newest Billion Dollar Baller, Redbone. So hurry over to www.BillionDollarBallers.com/community, set up a profile and JOIN THE MOVEMENT!
Now incase you haven't heard the word by now, The Billion Dollar Baller Show on FearlessRadio.com has been voted the #1 Internet Radio Show in the World. That's right, yall have made us #1 and it's only gonna get bigger and bigger. We're talking about the only LIVE and fully interactive internet radio show on the air. If you haven't been tunin in then you've been missing out on the hottest up and coming music as well as blazing new singles by everyone from Paul Wall & Pitbull to Gucci Mane and let's not forget the sexiest group of hosts on the airwaves.......Have you seen BabyBird's ass lately? So tune in every Saturday from 4pm to 6pm (central time) on www.FearlessRadio.com or www.BDBShow.com and be part of the movement that's sweep the world.
It's been over a year since the release of MARZ's "Against All Odds" album, which is also one of the most successful independent releases in the past year. So my nigga MARZ has decided to stop the wait and give yall what you've been asking for, NEW MUSIC! But this time he's called on the entire Billion Dollar Baller Camp as well as the most talented up and coming artists in the game to create "Marz Presents: Grind Music - The Movement". I mean we're talkin MARZ, we're talkin Pack, Chrissy and Redbone, we're talkin production by the hottest producers in the game. Already becoming one of the most anticipated albums of the year, "Marz Presents: Grind Music - The Movement" is gonna make the perfect stocking stuffer or the perfect last minute gift for this upcoming holiday season. So if I'm talkin new album then you know there's gonna be a new clothing line right behind it. Ladies, if you haven't already gotten a pair of the new booty shorts then you're just depriving your ass of the feeling of beind a Billion Dollar Behind. Guys, I know yall love to see your lady walk around in a sexy lil outfit and nothing compliments her ass better than a pair of MARZ booty shorts, 4 outta 4 Billion Dollar Ballers agree. This is only the beginning of the new clothing line and the beginning of the movement.
Be sure to tune into www.BDBShow.com every Saturday (4-6pm central time) for The Billion Dollar Baller Show on FearlessRadio.com and get ready for the release of the "Marz Presents: Grind Music - The Movement" this holiday season. Stay hustlin and keep grindin, I'll catch you on the block gettin that money! PEACE!
If you hurry, you can still catch today's episode of the BDB Show that was mentioned above! Other than that, we'll keep you up to speed on the new album from Marz and the BDB crew before it drops next month!
OPM playing 2 UK Shows!: A Juggalo named Mark Bateman wanted to let his fellow UK Juggalos know about a couple of shows that Suburban Noize recording artists OPM are playing. One of these shows is actually happening TONIGHT! So if they're close to you, go out and show some love:
OPM @ The Haygate Saturday, November 11th The Haygate 26 Haygate Road, Telford, Shropshire. TF1 1QA
Tonight's show has a £6 entry fee, but if you can't make it there, there's also a show happening on Monday, November 13th! All of the details are on this flyer:
This show is only a £5 entry fee. If you can make it to either one of those, definitely do it!
Ruthless "Strawberry" CD Release Party!: Coming up a week from today on Saturday, November 18th, our homies from Ruthless and the Loonatix crew are throwing a Release Party for the new Ruthless album: "Strawberry"! The lineup for the show is as follows:
True High Class Saturday Morning Soundtrack The Code EMS + DJ Green Playaz Lounge Crew Ruthless
Now if you haven't made it to a Loonatix show, then you really don't know what you've been missing. They played the Foundation in Fort Smith, Arkansas just a few months ago, and now they're playing The Foundation in Minneapolis, MN! Check the info:
Ruthless CD Release Party Saturday, November 18th Foundation 10 South Fifth Street Minneapolis, MN 55402
Don't forget to bring a few extra bucks to pick up the new Ruthless album! The cover charge is $8.00 at the door! Look for the sampler on tomorrow's Song of the Week update, or just go and download it now at RuthlessHipHop.com!
Happy Birthday Pakelika!: A ninja who calls himself juggalo_kenny reminded me that today, November 11th is Suburban Noize Records own Pakelika's birthday! So,
Happy Birthday Pakelika!
Damn, there are LOTS of November birthdays for talented motherfuckers out there! Pakelika, Tech N9ne, Jamie Madrox, and....me! lol. So next time you see that quiet motherfucker, wish him a belated Happy Birthday!
Final Dirtball Hallowicked Tour Journal: I know it's been nearly 2 weeks since the final show of the Hallowicked Tour 2006, but our homie the Dirtball wrote up a final wrap-up of how the shows all went down. Wanna see what he had to say? Check the final edition (for now) of FLH's Sub Noize Tour Journal:
Props also go out to Dirtball for providing that new, dope ass picture! Hopefuly all of you who went to see this tour enjoyed the hell out of it. Sub Noize are some tourin' motherfuckers, so you can bet that you'll see them in a city near you in the very near future!
New Book Review!: Some of you may know the killa rainlondon, who used to be a news poster at HallsOfIllusions.com. Well there's a new Book Review up that was reviewed by rain, and it's a book of short stories that was written by a Juggalo! Check this out:
Look for more reviews to come from RainLondon soon!
That's all I've got for you this afternoon! We'll be back tomorrow for more...or if not, look for at LEAST some new Songs of the Week! Until then, I'm out like some of my Rare Shit on Ebay! Peace y'all!
PS: Make sure to check out AxSylum's latest post (Part 2 of 2) below!
From: The MySpace Is The Devil Ninja Question: Yo homie ive been dealing wit chick problems lately, see i live kinda far from this girl ive been in love wit like crazy for about a year now,well see shit was all good untill her computer broke in may right, and like im sure u know what its like when u have someone on ure mind 24/7, the only person u truly desire and all that shit well like as of lately we dont talk that much,but i still hold on strong and its tearing me up she says she loves me alot and all that shit but i just am having a very hard time believing her because of alot of the weird shit it says on her myspace so im losing my mind so much everyday like hallowicked was just saturday the 21st and i was so fuckin happy until i saw her new shit on her pro and it just hurts even though she says she loves me idk what to do i hate the thought of losing her but i dont wanna be played like a muther fucker again if she even is doin that well what should i do cuz i need advice bad!
Answer: Yes, even ol' Dr. Ax knows what its like to have someone on his mind at all times and wishes they could be around more than they are. In fact, Tori Welles, you need to give a ninja a call! I don't have any idea as to what she's saying on her MySpace, but most of the stuff on people's MySpace pages is just jibber-jabber mixed with some bullshit. You honestly can't believe hardly anything on those pages. I know at least 30% of mine is me talking out my ass. But if it's bothering you that much, you need to ask her whats up. Tell her the shits got you thinking and she needs to set the record straight about it. Don't jump to conclusions until you get some facts. Then you can decide whats real and whats fake. Love is a strong word that can break a person if used incorrectly. I personally feel that if you both know it's real, you don't even have to say the shit, but I guess I'm the only one on the planet that feels like that so whatever. After you talk to her, If you still think she's fucking with your heart, ditch the bitch and bounce out. That's probably the best advice I can give you.
From: The College/Juggalo Life Ninja Question: What up juggalo's i got this problem but shit who doesn't I'm having the hardest time of my life.. its the life of a juggalo or.. the life of a college student studing for being anything.. i got parents thinking im the a ok kid but they don't realize how much shit the put in my past of all the fights blood and shit.. but then i had my homie's from the start that are there for me. but i fear that my true homie's are slipping away cause of some fucking shit thats happened.. i mean i love my family i just not feeling it.. i don't know should i hang up my axe.. or stay a the lone juggalo.. juggalo's been in my whole life unlike family they pass in and out like i was just something they can throw in a shit pile and help later so they could use the excuse of them helping me..
Answer: Contrary to popular belief, homies come and go on a steady basis. Ninjas you grew up with can pull a Houdini on your ass quicker than a hooker with your wallet. But when one goes, another usually shows up pretty quick so don't sweat it. Ain't shit wrong with being a lone ninja though. So don't hang up your axe just because of people doing a vanishing act on you. That shit happens to everybody. Believe me, there's more Juggalos around than you may realize. Shit, you got college stuff to worry about! You're trying to build a life for yourself. Fuck homie problems! You need to keep hittin' them books and let the stress roll off dog! And hell, everybody's got some dirt in their past. I've got enough skeletons in my closet to fill a graveyard so don't sweat all that.
From: The My Dad's A Cocksuckin' Piece Of Shit Fuckin' Lump Of Fuckin' Flop Ball Gobbler Ninja Question: Yo what up homie my names Rick. I’m 16 and 3 weeks ago I got kicked out of my house. I missed a dentist appointment and my dad (who is about 6”3 and 290 lbs. cause he was a body builder) choked the shit out of me and threw me out on the street without shoes and I walked to my friend’s place and told him what happened. Then I went to my other’s friends place 2 days later. Then friend one phoned me saying my dad kicked the shit outta his dad… straight up broken nose, black eye, bruised ribs, crazy as hell. So then I was in protective custody for 20hrs. Then I went back to my house to get my shit then my dad tried to kill me and my friend by kicking down tha door and charging at us with a gun! So now I’m living with my friend who’s probably going to adopt me… and a few days ago I asked out this hot lette so things are going a bit better.. I just need some help. What do you think I should do? …also if you want to scare my rents go for it there email is...(Censored so nobody gets arrested)
Answer: Shit, if it was me, I'd be going Rambo on his ass but you don't need that kinda' bullshit in your life so skip all that. If he pulls some bullshit like that on you again, call the fuckin' cops on his bitch ass. Anybody who beats the shit out of their kid because he missed a fucking dentist appointment needs to get a back alley beatdown, but if he gets some charges put on him and maybe a protection order, he might stay the fuck away long enough for you to get your life straight. So if he comes anywhere near you again, call the cops and have them handle his dumb ass. Document everything too. If he drives past the house, if he calls, or if he says anything to you, write that shit down along with the time and date so you'll have that shit if you need it. (Trust me, it's handy to have.) I personally don't get anything out of e-mailing someone and venting how much I hate them (though reading this did piss me off badly.) I'd rather do it to his face. At 4:00AM. Right after I put about six warning shots through his bedroom window. And three in his ass. But that's just me.
From: The Ex-Syndrom Part 2 Ninjette Question: what up? i need help.. and i mean big time my x boyfriend said he still loved me and my new boyfriend found out and now they are constantly fighting and i cant stand it... what should i do?
Answer: Welcome to the wonderful world of testosterone! If you tell him to knock the shit off and he doesn't listen, let him know you'll dump his ass if it doesn't stop because you've got better things to do than deal with this. And how did he find out what your ex said? If you told him then that's on you. If not, try what I said. If it doesn't work, cut his ass loose and tell them both to eat a dick. And then start dating a chick. No guy can compete with that.
From: The Boyfriend Who Won't Keep His Hands To Himself Ninjette Question: whats up? ok, so ive got a boyfriend, hes probally the biggest juggalo ive ever meet. and we've been dating for like a year and 8 months. i love him more than anything else, and that will never change. but throught out our whole realtionship, he grabs, gropes, and pokes other girls tits/asses( im like size A). and espically my best friend(shes like a D). he use to be obsessed with her before we started going out, he litterally stalked her. and thats the reason i think he doesnt love me like he says he does. he gets like really mad whenever i say that he doest. and ive done stuff too, ive asked him to stop, and he promised he would. but he didnt. idk please help me.
Answer: It's no secret that I'm a tit freak. I'm always checkin' them out and I make no apologies for it whatsoever. But I don't go grabbin' at them if I'm with somebody, period. I've slapped an ass or two, but thats literally it. You need to tell that fool that if he likes grabbin' on other girls so damn much, he can go do it full time cuz' you're tired of it; especially if you asked him to stop and he didn't. Shit, if it was a girlfriend of mine grabbin' guys asses or pokin' at their wangs, you best believe her ass would be up and out of my life quicker than a case of syphillis. Fuck that shit! I gotta be an asshole on this one and tell you to dump his stupid ass. You don't need that shit so find somebody who won't grope your friends. Or maybe start groping HIS friends. Or grope your friends before he does. Forget about him and grab you some titties yourself! Get yo sexy on, girl!
From: The Female Species Problems Ninja Question: I have this problem. Every girlfriend ive had for the past 3 years or so has turned out to have some serious baggage, or was secretly addicted to meth. I would say that im just a terrible charecter judge but I find them everywhere, no matter how or where i meet them...its like im a magnet for crazy drug addicted bitches. I smoke my share of green and all, but you have to draw the line with meth. Anyways, my question is...what are some good places to meet girls that arent cracked the fuck out? or even better, how does a ninja sort through the phat and the whack? Females can be pretty good about hiding shit, how can you tell if a girl is really worth the effort and emotion?? im having a hard time figuring that out.
Thanks for taking the time to read this. MMFCL ninja.
Answer: I read and re-read every single question I get and dig every second of it so no need to thank me. Shit, thank YOU for sending in the question! Here's how I did the whole dating gig. I never dated a girl (or went out with her) until I knew damn near every single detail about her life. If she did drugs, I didn't do shit until I knew which ones she did. A girl that smokes weed ain't a big deal, but I never fucked with girls that did more coke than me or sucked the glass dick. I wouldn't even fuck them because they're a step away from being crackheads and nobody wants to fuck a crackhead. Not even crackheads! Don't hold her hand, tell her you love her, or any of that shit until you know her background. Even if it takes a year, keep your distance. Not every girl is a dope fiend, but plenty of them are. And I think I probably fucked a good percentage of them on accident. Can you accidently fuck somebody? Hmmm.. Ask her "so what do you do for fun?" If she answers, "I build dollhouses, crochet, and mainline speedballs while cooking meth in the camper of my dads truck" you need to turn around and act like the conversation never happened. But never ask them if they do any drugs because they'll just lie about it. Does she look like she weighs less than Nicole Richie? She's probably either on speed or coke. (Or allergic to food. Eat motherfucker eat!) Are her lips whiter than Michael Jackson's complexion? She's more than likely smoking rock. And if she looks like all the above, you need to stop hanging out at soup kitchens and alleys and find a chick at the mall or something. And don't fuck with catholic school girls. Sure, they can suck dick like they were born to do porno, but chances are pretty good that they're also hooked on something. Or pregnant. Cuz' catholic school girls are total freaks. When you find a girl that doesn't have any of this shit going on, the rest of the process is easy. All you have to do now is figure out if she's psychotic or not. If you wake up one morning with a shoe in your ass, one eyebrow shaved off and a knife stuck in your gut while she hovers over the bed giggling, she's a keeper! Much Luv!
And that be that. Hope you enjoyed this mega-long ass edition. I'm gonna go buy stock in Visine cuz' my eyes are going to fall out of my fuckin' head from answering all these questions. And ever since the first part went up, I've gotten about 20 more questions so expect another update very soon! Keep 'em coming and Much Luv!
It's amazing how having a job can keep you from doing pretty much anything else, ain't it? Oh well. Since this thing is so fucking long, I decided to chop it in half and post the other half tomorrow. Enjoy it, and then go watch midget porn. Weirdo.
From: The Everybody's Gotta Hate On A Ninja Ninja Question: ok man theres these juggalos at my skool and their seniors, im a sophomore. i jus actually callin myself a juggalo and sayin im down wit the clown towards the end of my freshman year. now their tellin me im fake and all this shit. and it duznt help that my ex girlfriend likes one of them and pretty much me nd her hate each other cuz i broke up wit her cuz she told me she was living in a foster home and all this shit and i caught her lying to me (and its my fault shes bad at lying). so she tells all of them im talkin shit about them and a bunch of other shit. so today at my skool we had an open house and im jus walkin around and i hear that their all lookin for me and their gunna kick my ass if i dont stop sayin im down. i was walkin around wit some of my friends and my ex would walk bye, pull out her phone andtell them where i was so im sittin in one of the rooms wit my friends and one of the chicks issittin near the door and i hear "where is he?" so she went out and talked 2 them and idk i guess she settled it. i overheard sum of the shit and their sayin shit lyk "hes not down, hes never been to a show, he gets his shit at hot topic and yada yada yada" that shit jus fuckin pissed me off cuz it dnt matter i aint been 2 a show im 15 years old i cant drive, i dont have a job and yeah so what, and so what if i get my shit at hot topic, they sell it there for a reson, for ppl that cant get it online or at a show.and they was sayin more shit cuz i hav a fake hatchetman charm that i paid 10 dollas for at my local fair.y? cuz i cant afford a real one and who gives a fuck newaiz im still reppin? every lo and lette i kno has no problem and if u ask them about me theyd say im down as fuck but thats aside the point i jus dnt think i should hafta deal with all of that shit and everything so can u tell me something i could do or somethin cuz this shit is pissin me off and i hav a feeling theres gunna b more shit goin on. mmfcl
Answer: I think everybody has to deal with this bullshit at one point or another. Even I had to hear it because I'm "too old" to be down or whatever the fuck. The short answer would be that they can go fuck themselves because it doesn't mean shit where you buy your clothes or how many shows you've been to or any of that shit. I don't give a fuck if all you got is a bootleg ICP patch on your backpack. If you're down, you're down and thats it. So you can tell all those kids to eat a fuckin' dick and that's coming straight from me. Oh, and your ex girlfriend sounds like a bitch, by the way. Maybe I'll come to your school and beat their asses right there in the classroom. Oh wait, my lawyer just informed me that I can't do that. My bad.
From: The Personal Space Issues Ninja Question: OK so I finally figured I'd seek out an outside opinion for the new situation I've been in. So I thought I'd turn to the Juggalo Nation's official therapist. Now I've had quite a few bad relationships. I've had girlfriends I just absolutely could not trust. I had one who cheated on me at least twice that I know of and one who was just completely unwilling to ever compromise on anything. But as usual I just chock that up to experience and say it's in the past. I'd LIKE to anyways.
The problem is this. When I moved back to college in September I met this really sweet girl about a week later. We worked up to hangin out a few times every week just meetin up to have a cigarette or two or just talk. So about two weeks ago I asked her out to this dance/formal thing our school has and she said yes so suddenly I had a date. About a week later, I was asking her to be my girlfriend and she wanted me to be her boyfriend. So far all is perfect. Now here's the thing, I'm the first real boyfriend she's ever had and the first relationship she's ever been in. She's genuinely sweet and since I'm the only real juggalo in this whole section of Boston I'm in, it's refreshing that she doesn't shit on what I listen to either. The problem is that I'm really not used to having a girlfriend that I don't have to worry about and that I can actually trust. I know I'm in unfamiliar territory when I'm floored by her saying we can actually be honest with each other. She actually lives two doors down from me so it's almost like "How can I NOT just stop by and see what's going on?" but at the same time I don't want to come off being too clingy or too crowding so I try making a conscious effort to not just stop by or IM her, cause I figure she's not used to being in a relationship and we've just started out so I figure she's obviously not all about it yet either. I figure in about two weeks or so that dance will be happening and we'll have our time together which will probably just lead into spending more time together. Big thing is that I wish we had more time together since my roommate always has his girlfriend in the room and they're usually all over each other so I'm both gettin jealous of that plus there's only so much of seeing that that a mind can take. My girlfriend is definately a good thing but I'm definately in an unfamiliar situation: a normal one. I know how sweet and genuinely caring about me my girlfriend is, but from my experiences, I'm afraid to talk about all of this too much and risk putting a negative tone on the relationship before it has a chance to really get stronger. If I do get into talking to her about things, how much is too much detail to go into? I guess the main question is how should I keep approaching this and what can I do to get my mind working better? Plus, is there really any way to help move along with getting it any stronger? I'm used to being in bad situations where things moved way too fast and it seems like she really cares about me and I care about her a lot so I really don't know what to do. Maybe I sound completely stupid, but this is really surprisingly unfamiliar territory for me. So...HELP!!! Thanks!
Answer: First thing is, I dig that Juggalo Nation's Official Therapist so it's going on my MySpace! Everybody's had bad relationships on one level or another, and that shit can warp your mind quick when it comes to meeting somebody new. It all depends on how bad the last relationship went and the personality of those involved. With that said, it's cool to be cautious because you don't want the shit to go downhill because everythings going good thus far. Every boyfriend/girlfriend deal is different because some can't be apart for more than 5 seconds before they start having withdrawls like a heroin whore while others can be apart and not freak the fuck out about it. That's just how shit goes and it's not a big deal. Now onto the other stuff. Talking to a new girlfriend (or boyfriend, for all you Lettes reading this) about your past or your feelings isn't always the easiest thing to do since not everything comes across how you mean it to. With me, I can sit and listen to her talk for hours and soak it all in with no problem but I'm psychotic so its no biggie. I figure the best way to start off the whole conversation would be to say something along the lines of "I've had good and bad relationships..." and keep it simple and to the point. Add whatever details you want and leave out whatever you don't want to throw out there. As for the relationship itself, just feel your way through it until you get used to how its working out. When you've been plagued with bullshit and suddenly get that ray of sunshine, it can twist your brain around and put it in a knot before getting straightened out again. So take everything slow and easy and go with the flow and you'll be good to go. Don't be scurred! Enjoy the shine!
From: The Bros Before Hoes Ninja Question: Sup, I got this problem with my friends at school. I lay it all our for you. 16 years old, sophomore in school (At least I got past that freshman shit) and am probably the opposite of every juggalo you've ever talk to. I don't brag that im down with the clown but I don't judge other people by there music either. If there down with eminem, cool, that's what they like and they don't give me shit about Psychopathic. Well, anyway, there's this girl at school, who I guess is like the closet thing to becoming a whore without ever fucking...so I'm told. Now, I know where I stand in life and know now to put expectations at the top of the hill. So I am for girls who I like and know I have a chance with, and make it work. This girls name is Jennifer and here comes the problem. All my friends tell me not to even attempt it, not because I can't get her, but because I wont want here. Im like "Who the fuck are yall to decide my feelings??!!?". So I was really working it on this girl, talking to her whenever and we'd write notes back in forth. Now, I was told she fuckin hated ICP and I thought, well, we could work through that. So when my boys found out, what's the first thing they do...TELL HER! So now, I don't know what I should be focused on more, the girl or my friends. Then they go off and tell her all this bull shit that I only am trying to get with her because I could finally fuck (yea, VIRGIN REPRESENTING!). So what should I do, say fuck the friends that pulled this shit on me or just laugh it off because in the end, I cant fight (very weak, yet very lovable). Dr. Ax, WTF!
Answer: Firstly, I'm pretty much the same way. I couldn't give a fuck what anybody listens to because it ain't up to me to pick somebody's fuckin' playlist. Who am I to say that Lawrence Welk is wack? Somebody somewhere likes hearing his old bubble blowin' ass so whatever. It sounds like your homies are just trying to watch out for you. I've never understood that whole gig though because I let everybody do whatever they want to do. So instead of telling them to fuck off, just tell them to step back and let you do your thing. If you get with this chick and it goes to shit, that's for you to deal with because you chose to get with her. You gotta make your own choices and/or mistakes in order to learn from them. So tell them to slow their roles and do what you feel like doing. Ain't shit wrong with being a virgin either. But that neden will blow your mind when you hit it though!
From: The Guilt Ridden Ninja Question: About a month ago, I got rid of my best friend. The reason is because he got back into drugs because this girl is ruining his life. I'm one of the only guys he trusts so before he got back into drugs because of this shit, I told him "she's ruining your life forget her." He said I was right.
A month after that specific conversation, I get a call while I was in college telling me he survived an O.D. My response was, "I don't get it. I'm one of the only guys you can trust and you just ignored the best piece of advice I ever gave to you. You're dead to me."
I didn't talk to him for about a month or so until I got a call from him telling me he had lung cancer. The problem is I now feel guilty as fuck. This is my best friend. Not to mention the same person who I told that he was dead to me a month. I'm confused I don't how to feel, how to get by, and how to help. Any possible solutions?
Answer: There's no reason for you to feel guilty at all. You didn't give him lung cancer nor did you get him hooked on drugs so let all that shit go. If you wanna go see him, do it. Maybe you'll get some shit squashed between you, maybe you won't. But don't feel guilty about anything you've said or done because it was what you had to do. Some people just won't listen to reason until it's too late to hear the words anymore. Just keep in mind that you tried to help him and he continued to fuck up. You didn't do shit wrong here at all.
From: The BITCH problems Ninja Question: Sup, first MMFWCL, ok i need help.this BITCH ive been with for 2 years is now talkin and bragging about this fuckin bisexual guy.I dont know if she's cheating on me or what so i go to his HS. its like 3:40ish and school gets out at 2:40 and so im parked in th front of this school (this is also her school). So I know she leaves out this door everyday because I all ways pick her up to take her home anyway im chillin listen to AMB and it like 4:10 so i drive off pissed as fuck and low and behold guess how i see walk in out of this fag's house her. Oh he was only wearing his boxers so i slam on the brakes and back up jump over my door and all hell broke loose this fag b lined it for his house she was screaming she was saying that she just wanted to check up on him because he was sick from what i saw he wasent sick at all but any way I take her home on the most soundless ride ever. the next day she call's me crying saying nothing happend i dont know what to belive.can u help????
Answer: If you think she's fucking this guy, dump her ass and be done with it. Save your sanity and end the bullshit. Once you get that suspicion in your head, it won't go away and just eats at your brain. Cut her loose and move on. I can't say whether she fucked him or not but I'd ditch her if it was me.
From: The So Close Yet So Far Ninja Question: hey ax, imma juggalo in lexington kentucky and well im really fucking confused. there is this girl that i swear im in love with, you know. shes my best friend and she knows i do, and that i would sacrifice my life for hers anyday, but you know wuts funny? shes not my girlfriend, though i wish she wuz, shes not. and i have told her how i feel and she says she loves me shes just not in-love with me and i still want her more than anything. she says she dont deserve someone like me that will treat her like a goddess when i think she deserves more than just that. i call her every single night and i have never argued with her, i've never though her to be anything less than perfect. i do this when her boyfriend maybe calls her twice a week and only talks 2 her for no more than 5 or 10 minutes. i want her 2 be happy even if its not with me. but i still cant help but love her with all my heart. ax, help me out tell me wut i should do in this situation cuz i really need the help. thanks
Answer: I can tell you right now that this all boils down to wanting a girl you can't have and it's not worth the headache. If they break up and she calls you, then you can see what happens. But for now, you gotta leave all your feelings for her on the porch because it's just going to drive you up the fucking wall every time you see her or talk to her. You're the Ducky of this situation. (Go watch the movie Pretty In Pink to figure that one out.) Just be the best friend to her you can be and let it go at that until something changes. Maybe she'll see that her boyfriend is a worthless fuck and cut him off, maybe she won't. It's impossible to call, but you gotta worry about yourself more than her so just let it all go for the time being.
From: The Ex-Syndrome Ninja Question: Yo man, i just got back in contact with this girl i used to date for a long time. We ended our relationship on really bad terms, because 3 days after we break up, she fucked this motherfucker that was her first love for the first time...And i was tryin to fix shit. She said she loved me alot, and that she never love no one like me before. She still says that. Well, last night i was at a party and she was there, and i got drunk, we started talkin for the first time in 7 months, and it was ok. Then later that night, we started makin out and was doin shit you know? And we both said we loved each other and wanted to be together, but i dont know now...I think i regret it, but then again i do wanna be with her. The only thing that keeps me from gettin back with her is some of my family, and the fact that she fucked me over in the past. Should i get back with her? Or should i just say fuck it?
Answer: Never get back with someone who fucked you over, cheated on you, stole from you, or any of that shit. Ex-girlfriends are ex's for a reason and you can't forget that. Even if a chick dumps you and then comes back talking about making a mistake, you gotta miss all that shit because it's over and there's a reason behind it. So don't get back with her and let her know why. In fact, don't even fuck her cuz' she'll use that as leverage on your ass. Tell her to fuck off. That's what I'd do. She sounds like she's just another lonely trick looking for someone to tide her over before someone else comes along anyway.
What's goin on y'all? It's Wednesday afternoon, and I've gotta get this post knocked out so I can do some ebayin'. Look for sneaky links placed strategically in future posts soon! lol. Anyway, right now, it's time for some:
Some News (Finally) from ICP.com!: Over at InsaneClownPosse.com, there's some news concerning the upcoming Wraith Remix album! Despite the lack of talk of it, it's STILL droppin in just 6 days! Here's what has been said about it:
Returning from the Netherworld November 08, 2006
In a new remixed format, The Wraith, the final installment of Insane Clown Posse's legendary epic 6 Jokers Card series, has returned for a final visit before the arrival of the storm to come. Featuring 2 CDs with tracks from both The Wraith: Shangri-La and The Wraith: Hell's Pit, this album flips the script and puts these modern musical masterpieces into a new light. Completely remixed, each track features a new take with remixed beats from the talents of Kottonmouth Kings, Tech N9ne, Mike E Clark, Fritz the Cat, Kuma, Wolfpac and more. Whether you're a long-time fan of the Wraith or just into the talent of the guest producers, this album delivers. It's a tribute to the final chapters of the greatest series of albums in the history of the underground music scene, and it's available in stores everywhere next Tuesday, November 14th!
You should be able to pick that up at ANY retailer (ie: Best Buy, Circuit City, Sam Goody, etc). You can also pick it up on the cheap at CD Universe:
I'm definitely interested in hearing that Tech N9ne rendition of "The Witch" after hearing 20 bangers on EverReady! The rest of the album should be the shit too. I haven't found anywhere that has snippets, so hopefully Sam Goody gets those up soon too.
New HatchetGear?: Well, I swear to God these items were there earlier. I don't know if they are planning on restocking, or if it was just a glitch. But here's what was up:
Whether they'll put them back up or not remains to be seen. But you may want to keep an eye on that. I know that the official Hatchetman Charms are scarce...but hopefully they get more in stock soon.
Tour News from Boondox!: We got a little bit of news from Boondox too. At Boondox.PsychopathicRecords.com, he discusses his upcoming tour with the Suburban Noize Records crew! Take a look:
Decade of Defiance Tour November 08, 2006
Halloween is long past and with it the spectres and ghouls, but the Skarcrow is still on the prowl. That's correct, there's no rest for the wicked and Boondox is on a continual quest to bring The Harvest straight to yer backyard. The man from Newton County will be out on the long road again, this time with the Kottonmouth Kings on their Decade of Defiance Tour, along with the Subnoise Souljaz and Potluck. This winter tour heads west from its start point, Clutch Cargo's in Detroit on November 24th, and is guarenteed to bring all of the flavor that ya would expect from Boondox, KMK, and the rest! Missed out on all of the tours that Boondox has been on this year? Did ya catch The Harvest earlier and need another helping of that underground southern sound? Well, all ya need to do is check out where this Shindig is headed and make sure that ya get yourself a ticket fast 'cause ya know that this one will be sold-out! Keep yer eyes open and keep checking the listing for any updates that may come down.
I really wish that tour was coming to the D/FW area. Seeing PotLuck along with the Souljaz and Kings would be the shit! Take advantage of that if it's coming anywhere near your area...it should be a killer show!
Hidden Stash III Hype!: A killa named James was the first to tell me about some new video hype at KottonMouthKings.com. The hype is about the upcoming Hidden Stash III, which will be in stores on November 21st! Here's that:
November is a damn good month for music! Tech, then ICP, and then a KMK album? You better have some pennies saved up because you don't wanna sleep on ANY of these!
Murder Dog Interviews!: A Juggalo named Bones Justice picked up the latest issue of Murder Dog Magazine, and it's got LOTS of Juggalo-Friendly interviews and articles in it! There are interviews from Boondox, Mastamind, Sub Noize Souljaz, and Sub Noize's X-Clan! There's ALSO some news on R.O.C., Lavel, Cap One, and more in the Detroit 101 article! Here are links to a few of them:
There's also news on Detroit artist Venomiz who was featured on the Detroit Warriors. I haven't seen the articles yet, but it sounds like this issue is worth a read!
Tech N9ne: "EverReady" Review: A killa named Arin found a new review of Tech N9ne's "EverReady: The Religion" at AllHipHop.com. This is the SAME website that gave PotLuck's album a 2/5 Stars. Well, Tech's review wasn't that much better at 3/5 Stars. I wholeheartedly disagree with a lot of this review, but you can see it here:
That's it! I wouldn't judge whether or not you buy the album on that. Just read the REST of the hype that has been floatin' around the net on comments sections and boards. The album is HOT, and this week you can pick it up at a bunch of different places for only 10 Bucks!
Lots of Changes with Lavel: Well if you haven't noticed already, LavelStreet.com has been completely changed up. For the better or worse, I'll let you decide. But he's got a brand new 15 Minute Podcast up kind of explaining the reasons for the changes. Here's a link:
There's some interesting reading material around the site, and a bunch of the merch is no longer on the DCPStore.com. Hopefully it's just a short transition phase. We'll get more news from Lavel soon at LavelStreet.com.
Big, Informative Juggalo article!: A Juggalo named Rick Topping is actually a part of a newspaper article at PittsburghCityPaper.ws. It's a very well-written and unbiased article, which is a rarity when you read about Juggalos these days. Give this a look:
Rick and his wife are actually featured in the article, and so are a lot of other Pittsburgh Juggalos! Thank you to ALL of the PA Juggalos who were interviewed...especially for not making us all look like complete assholes.
That's all I've got for you this afternoon! There's a TON of info in my previous update, so make sure to Scroll down a little to see what you missed! Until next time, watch out for Flamers in Chicago, and I'm out y'all! (Props to Carnie for the link!)
What up y'all? It's Tuesday night, and we've got quite a bit to cover. The important part of tonight is that it's November 7th, meaning that Tech N9ne's instant classic: "EverReady: The Religion" has officially hit store shelves! More on that soon. For now, here's the latest:
Reservoir Dogs Contest Winners!: Well, I gave you enough time to get your entries in, and now the contest is Officially Over. We had 4 Winners, and they're all listed in the Contests section. A direct link is here:
The winners have already been notified, but if you're interested in seeing who they are, just click the link above! Thank you to ALL who entered, and much MUCH love to Eidos Interactive for providing the fresh ass prizes! Be looking in your mailbox soon...and email me back if you haven't already!
ICP Wrestling in Philly!!: You heard right! THe JCW, in collaboration with Pro Wrestling Unplugged (PWU), will be hittin' the ring in Philadelphia on Saturday, November 18th! Wrestling superfan extraordinaire Kevin Gill found the following link, which details the event:
This looks to be a HUGE show, and tickets can be purchased Right Here. They are $20.00 for General Admission, or $30.00 for front row! Make sure you're there if you're in or around Philly!
WFuckOff Radio Reminder: This is just a friendly reminder from your homies at FLH. Tomorrow night, IE Wednesday, November 8th, the regularly scheduled programming at WFuckOffRadio.com will be LIVE and in Full Effect! Tomorrow's shows feature the Rude Boy and Violent J. Here's the lineup:
The Witching Hours Hosted by: Violent J Airing: Wed 11/8, 9 PM - 11 PM EST
House of Old School Hosted by: The Rude Boy Airing: Wed 11/8, 11 PM - 1 AM EST
So tune in tomorrow night for what promises to deliver some flavor!
Other Places to get Tech's Everready!: Alright so here's the deal. Tech N9ne and Strange Music have gone out of their way to make "EverReady: The Religion" readily available for anyone who wants to pick it up. In the last post, I told you that you could get it from BestBuy.com for only $11.99. Well, a few other Juggalos have that price beat! One ninja named Shawn was the first to tell me that FYE has it for only $9.99. A killa named Ray-za found it at Circuit City for only $9.99 too! Wanna get in on those deals? Here's links to those and a few more:
There. So now you have PLENTY of options. Anotehr thing that Shawn told me is that if you buy it from FYE, you get some kind of free Exclusive Downloads. Basically, what he said you do is go to Download.FYE.com, and if you can get the stupid fuckin player to install correctly, you put in the code TECHFREE. On 3 different computers, the shit didn't install at all. So I don't know what i'm doing wrong. If anyone gets their hands on it, Hit Me Up!
Oh yeah, and just in case the cheap ass price wasn't enough incentive, I found this at the Tech N9ne Myspace Page:
Basically, if you buy/bought the CD already, you send a picture of yourself WITH the CD, along with your mailing address to EverreadyContest@Hotmail.com, and are entered into a drawing! It's a drawing for EVERY CD in the Tech N9ne catalog, all autographed, and there's no telling what else! Just watch the video! Oh, and if you ordered straight from the Strange Music Store, then I'd give it a shot anyway. I know I will be.
Tech N9ne FYE Commercial on MTV!: That killa Chris happened to be watching some MTV last night, and said that this Tech N9ne commercial was running during every break for an hour straight! Check the commercial:
That's pretty pimpin', and just shows you again how much Strange and Tech are tryin to get this out there for Everybody! EverReady really is an incredible album. Help support this killa and get him to where he deserves to be. Pick up that album TODAY!
Nice Tech N9ne Writeup in KC Paper!: Our old homie freEkjokA found an article from a site based in Kansas City, MO talkin about Tech N9ne today. It's a pretty extensive article, and well worth the read:
This article goes through today's release of "EverReady: The Religion", the Strange Music merch, Strange Music's humble beginnings, and more! They even compare him to Eminem, saying that "Tech's no Eminem". I wholeheartedly agree. I'd MUCH rather listen to Tech.
Tech N9ne / AJAX Show!: I told you there was a lot of Tech N9ne news in today's post! It's fitting though, since he hasn't released an album in over 4 years, right? Well, Tech has a big show and after-party comin up with Detroit's Ajax! The show and after-party are on Wednesday, November 15th. All the details are below:
Happy Birthday Tech!: As if all of this news about Tech N9ne wasn't enough, guess what? Wednesday, November 8th is Tech's 35th Birthday! So what else is there to say but:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TECH!
Thanks and much props to Jarred Adams for bringing that to our attention.
Sutter Kain Music Video!: So get this...those vicious killaz at NeverSoDeepRecords.com have given us permission to post Sutter Kain's first music video from his recently released "August Underground" LP! The track is Cannibal Ferox, and the music video is just as sick and twisted as the track itself! Check this, and beware...the shit is graphic.
Sutter Kain: "Cannibal Ferox" Music Video
Fiending for more after seeing that? Then do yourself a favor and pick up the album for only $11.99 by clicking here:
I'm tellin' you...if you like that 1 track, you'll dig the entire album!
New Horrorcore Super-Group Formed!: I also got official word about a new Horrorcore Group that is being formed by some of the underground's best Horrorcore rappers. Here's the lineup:
!!! Yes, that IS official! Q Strange will be steppin' back up to the mic with both Sutter Kain and Donnie Darko of Never So Deep Records! The group will be called the Death Merchants, and more will be coming of this info soon!
New Crackle Kapone Mixtape: Yes, our resident reviewer Kevin Dank just posted a harsh review of his latest album. But, if you're down to do some work with him, Crackle Kapone is putting together a Mixtape, and is accepting submissions for tracks now! If you're interested in being a part of it, hit up crackle_kapone@yahoo.com.
Some News from ABK!: ABK's site, TheHatchetWarrior.com, has put up another post that tells us what's been goin on with Killa over the past few weeks. I'm not gonna recap, because it's pretty short. So check this out:
11-5-06
All right Warriors I'm back with some updates!! I got some shows to tell you about and some things to fill you in on so let's get down to it......
First off, I wanna talk about some shows we got going on next month that will be going down in the flat lands of Ohio. Starting with December 3rd, ABK will be taking the stage at The Underground in Sandusky, OH and then on December 16th at the Alrosa Villa in Columbus, OH. So all you Warriors in the Sandusky and Columbus areas, make sure you mark down them dates to go check out these shows and get a feel for some holiday madness while ABK hit's your "Home for the Holiday's". More information on these shows will be posted as soon as it comes in. Now, as for the rest of you......I know y'all are feening to get your chance to see ABK, and y'all got him in HIGH DEMAND right now! Were getting request like crazy, and to places I've never even heard of before. So y'all wanna know what's up, right? What's up on ABK doing a tour? Well, this is what it is......as of right now, we got so many things going on over here, it's crazy, and a tour is not our main focus right now. Sure, we'll be surprising you with some ABK performances, but not a tour just yet. We thought it'd be best for ABK to take a ill' break from the road and relax for a minute, to prepare himself for what lies ahead. See our main focus right now is on Mud Face! Yeah, that's right, I said MUD FACE!!! Y'all have been in anticipation for this album for way too long. I know we had mentioned before a release date for this year, but we decided to lay low, put this year in the past, and start 2007 off proper! We'll be making lot's of changes starting off with, all new merch, a new layout for the website, the release of Mud Face, followed by a tour across the country, hitting cities he's never been and so much more you'll just have to wait to see. So prepare yourself Warriors, this Killa won't be stopped!!!
Sounds like just a few choice spot dates, and then it's time to focus on the new "Mud Face" album. It's time to get to work on that Killa...Juggalos are waitin to hear what you've got to bring to the table with your next full length!
SCN Leaves Juggalo News: Well, this is a fitting heading for this paragraph. Our long time homie SCN of JuggaloNews.com has decided to take an extended hiatus from his duties there. In fact, he's flat out callin' it quits. I can't blame him. He and I started doing the Juggalo site thing at around the same time, and it definitely gets tedious at times. He's got a lot to say, and you should read it. Check this:
Thanks for the words homie...you have always been the shit! Hitchcock will be relinquishing SCN's duties now, so you're gonna have to deal with that. (J/k homie!) Anyway, if you've got any parting words for him...like maybe he owes you some Atari 2600 games or something, email him at peezynsk@gmail.com!
That's all I've got to cover tonight! In short, go out and BUY EVERREADY! The album is a work of art, and you'll be bumpin' this shit for a LOOOOONG time. Until next time, I'm out like a majority of those MF'in Republicans. (Sorry, but it's time for a change to this bullshit.) Peace y'all!
What up y'all? I'm just sittin here lookin for some news to bring your way. We haven't posted since Thursday night, so there's quite a bit of ground to cover. So let's get into that with today's:
Even More Reviews!: There's a couple of new reviews for you to feast your eyes on this weekend. The first is one of the best horrorcore albums that I think I've ever heard. Seriously, it's raw, ruthless, and may just make you cringe. The other one is an album that...well....Dank has a one-sided opinion on. lol. Here are links to both:
I highly suggest that you pick up that Sutter Kain: "August Underground" album. We should have a music video up for you to see within the next couple of days.
Updated McNastee Discography: We (meaning I) finally got around to updating our homie McNastee's discography a day or so ago. Check it out here:
Don't forget that you can get 2 of the albums listed there in the FLH Store! I'm still sayin' it: "Pieces of a Broken Man": Album of the year.
Updated Songs of the Week: The Songs of the Week have been updated as of early Sunday afternoon. We've got a lot of new shit over there, so make sure to get 'em and add some to your collection!
Happy Birthday Madrox!: Today is Jamie Madrox's Birthday, and we at FLH would like to wish him a happy one!
Also, FLH's own Kevin Dank is celebrating his birthday today as well. How much cake will his fat ass eat? We'll let him tell us in the comments section. lol. Thanks to Jarred for the reminder of Madrox's birthday.
Go out and get EverReady!: So on Tuesday, November 7th, a pretty big album that we've ALL been waiting on for Years is droppin'. That album is called "EverReady: The Religion"! You know about it, and you've probably even heard it already. Well Tech N9ne has put a message on his Myspace page that you should all read:
Retail Stores jerking me
We are very aware that the album has leaked and some of you have downloaded it but peep game... being that most people who have ordering power at these major stores like TARGET, BEST BUY and so on and so on, these people are not tech fans so when it comes time for them to order the new tech album for their particular store they pull up the past album and they see that it hasnt been a major album release since 2002. with that being said when their orders come in to us they are hella low which makes it impossible for us to ship as many as we want. with EVERREADY, we want to make a BIG impression on the industry with really BIG numbers on our first week sales. we need to sell as many if not all the copy's we shipped that first day so that the stores who didnt know that tech n9ne is a smash will re order the album but requesting a bigger shipment and universal can have all these stores replenished within 2 to 3 days.(now thats pimpin!) this way when first week numbers come back we here at strange and our partners at at fontana/ universal wont be disapointed and the retailers will keep ordering big numbers of EVERREADY and the TECH buzz will get BIGGER and BIGGER. help us show these people they are making a mistake buy ordering BULLSHIT numbers all because they dont know that vintage tech was put out mixtape style with no promotion at all and still did really well and that those numbers dont indicate what we are capable of selling.so from me to all TECHNICIANS,JUGGALOS, KOTTONMOUTH KINGS AND QUEENS,REGIME MOBSTERS AND EVERYBODY ELSE DOWN WITH THIS MOVEMENT GO BUY THIS ALBUM WHERE EVER YOU ARE AND CLEAN THESE MFRS OUT SO THAT THEIR REORDER WILL BE ENORMOUS.HELP US MAKE THESE FIRST WEEK SALES NUMBERS SOMETHING THE REST OF THE WORLD LOOKS AT AND SAY DWAAAAAAMN! all love, TECH N9NE.
Apparently, the myspace page isn't the only tool that they're using to get sales. My homie Phatty pointed out to me that EverReady is actually in this weekend's Best Buy ad. Check that:
That's a damn cheap price...cheaper than anywhere I've seen online. I'd take advantage of that, and hit up your local Best Buy when they open this Tuesday Morning!
New King Gordy Myspace Tracks!: Just a few months ago, King Gordy was pushing his brand new mixtape: the "King of Horrorcore". That mixtape was kind of split down the middle on whether or not Juggalos liked it. He's got a new one coming out on December 15th, and it's called Van Dyke & Harper Music. I've added a track called "Come with Me" to the Songs of the Week to whet your appetite, and you can actually get 2 others at Myspace.com/KingOfHorrorcore!
Fort Worth V-Ice Tour Date!: I'm at a loss at who told me about this news...but there's a new Vanilla Ice Tour Date in Fort Worth, TX coming in just under 2 Weeks! Yup, this time he's on the other side of the D/FW, and you can find that info here:
Vanilla Ice in Fort Worth, TX! Friday, November 17th The Rockyard 2525 Rodeo Plaza Fort Worth, TX Get Tickets Here
Tickets to that show are $20.00, so pick those up soon! There's lots of talk about V-Ice being signed to Psychopathic Records on the V-Ice Forums, so jump in and get your thoughts in on that!
2 fOREVERMAN Shows!: That killa fOREVERMAN has been on the grind for forever now! He's got 2 shows coming up, both in New York. If you're in the Commack or Mt. Sinai areas, then check these flyers out:
Click the pics to enlarge!
The one in Mt. Sinai is a FREE SHOW and touts Free Porno. The show in Commack is $8.00. These are coming up this Thursday and Sunday, so mark your calendars!
Live Shy-One / McNastee Video!: We've got a FRESH new video that my homie Shy One put together. This past Saturday, October 28th, both Shy One and McNastee performed a Halloween show in Fort Smith, AR. They did their collaboration track "Killmatic", and Shy put together some amazing footage! Check this video:
Tech N9ne / Dr. Gigglez show in CT!: Our long-time homie Dr. Gigglez has a show comin' up with Tech N9ne on Saturday, November 18th in Hartford, CT. Here's the info on the show:
Tech N9ne / Dr. Gigglez in Hartford Saturday, November 18th The Webster 21 Webster Street Hartford, CT
Dr. Gigglez has cheap tickets for this show, at only $16.00 a piece! Hit up DrGigglez.com for more details!
Sutter Kain Interview!: Coming up tomorrow night (Monday) at Midnight, our homies at HatchetRadio.com have an interview with Sutter Kain aka DJ Bless.
The interview is happening tomorrow night at Midnight (EST). Got any questions for this wicked motherfucker? Then hit up HatchetRadio.com.
PJB / Scum / Xplicit show in Chicago!: That killa Primo Flava has emailed us about a show in Willowbrook, IL featuring Project Born, Scum, Xplicit Entertainment, Sicktanick, Insane D, Trixy Doll, and more! Here's a flyer with all the info on the show:
What's goin on everybody? It's Thursday, and the workday is almost over! So we're 1 step closer to the weekend! I've got some site stuff to fill you in on real quick, so let me get that up in today's:
Online Store Album Sale!: So we've got quite a few albums in our FLH Store now...and it's time to do a little bit of liquidation! I've lowered the prices on most of our albums, and now is your chance to take advantage of it! Take a look:
B-Cide: "The Self-Proclaimed King" (Autographed) - $8.00
MARZ: "Against All Odds" (Autographed) - $10.00
Jason Porter: "Vengeance Is Mine" - $11.00
Seperated at Birth: "Nothing Like You" - $12.00
Intrinzik: "Tricks of the Trade" - $12.00
Emerg McVay: "Slave Music" - $12.00
Fall Guy: Self-Titled EP - $10.00
Fall Guy: "Apocalypse 6T7" - $12.00
Alright so here's the deal. ALL of those prices Include Shipping! I only have 5 ROC CDs left, and I don't think there are any besides that. The ClaAs: "Anarchaic" album is the shit, and I lowered it down to 7 bucks! The Big Slack: "Pick up the Slack" Mixtape is the shit if you haven't already heard it! I dropped it down to $5.00, so that's well worth picking up too. With ALL ORDERS, I'll include a hard copy of ClaAs: "Celebrity Death". It'll be in a paper sleeve, but for those of you who have been lazy about downloading it, here's another option! So again, make sure you pick up an album in the FLH Store, including Intrinzik's new album: "My Favorite Album" (which is now shipping!).
Big B & Bronx Reviews!: Our newest reviewer KELLY and our very new addition SeL have put in some work on both Big B's "Random Stuff" and the new self-titled Bronx album! Take a look at these:
I personally dig that Big B album. If you've got a system in your ride, don't sleep on that one!
WFuckOff Radio Archives!: I completely forgot about this until I was nearly finished with the post, but Shaggy 2 Dope was on the net spinnin old school tracks, and then Fritz followed up with "The Vault". Here are the links:
What else is there to say? Stream or download that shit and you've got 4 hours of flavor to check out!
Stranglemania Banner: At InsaneClownPosse.com, they have put a new banner up advertising for Stranglemania 1 & 2 on DVD! It should be hitting HatchetGear.com, so here's the banner:
Oh yeah, that's definitely one to add to your collection. Stranglemania is a classic, and this one will have New Matches included on the DVD! Be lookin for new info on this soon!
Twiztid: Cryptic Collection Halloween Edition: Several people have emailed us asking about the official Cryptic Collection Halloween Edition track listing. So since I'm a nice guy, here it is:
Twiztid: Cryptic Collection Halloween Edition
01) The Best Time Of The Year 02) Juggalo Party 03) Green Pumpkinz 04) Nosferatu Version 2 05) Waited 'Til Halloween 06) Need Some Help 07) When It Gets Dark 08) Spiderthing 09) Nightmares
Hope that helps some of you out. Don't ask me to post the entire album...it's already widespread. The ones that we HAVEN'T posted have been out there before. So do some diggin' and get that shit!
WWE Star a Juggalo?: A Juggalo named Faust found some info on the current WWE Cruiser Weight Champ named Gregory Helms. Why is this under the Psychopathic News? Because on his blog, he mentions going to the Hallowicked Tour in Philly, and hangin' with Wolfpac! Check it out:
Also on his site, ShaneHelms.com, he lists ICP as one of his favorite bands, "The Great Milenko" as one of his favorite albums, and Big Money Hu$tla$ as one of his favorite DVDs! So much props to Gregory for showin' the Juggalo world some love!
Brand New PDM Website!: I don't know when it went up, because I still have the old link in my favorites. But a Juggalo who calls himself G found that ProjectDeadman.com has a brand new Flash Site! Take a look at it:
Just in case you get confused, just wait until it loads to 100%, and pull the zipper of the leather jacket down. It's a little confusing, but now you should have no problems. The site is lookin' good, but let's see what news they lay on us in the coming days/weeks!
News from the ROC!: The ROC's website, IAmTheROC.com, just made a quick "I'm still alive" post. Nothing much was said, but give it a read anyway:
11.2.06
What ya'll thought he was dead..... man please! the r.o.c. is in the cave right now workin on his lil brother, Mr. Y.U.G.'s project and they ain't tellin me shit about it . We will attempt to get a sneak peek at that as soon as we can. the r.o.c. has a limited number of "Oh Hell No" so get ya hands on it before it's gone people. Believe me the shit is classic, don't regret not copin it. I'm going back to the block.
syndicate
HipHopIsAlive^get@yaboy^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Right now, the FLH Store is one of the only 2 places that you can get "Oh Hell No". The other place charges a full 3 bucks more though, PLUS shipping. So do yourself a favor and pick it up from us:
For those of you gearing up for the future Samhein Witch Killaz release, check this album out and see what you've been missing with ROC's solo joint!
HatchetRadio Interviews Wolfpac!: Coming up this Saturday, November 4th, our homies at HatchetRadio.com will be interviewing Daddy Long Legs of Wolfpac! It's happening at around 11:58 PM EST. If you have any questions that you'd like answered, email DjpoltaGeist@yahoo.com!
Wallet Lost @ Hallowicked-Detroit: This helped someone last time we did it, so I figured we would see if we could go 2 for 2. A Juggalo named Kris was at the Hallowicked show in Detroit, MI. He lost a Gray/Black ICP Wallet that probably looks like This, and is hoping that someone found it and picked it up. Can you help him? If so, email him at soopavillain0017@yahoo.com!
That's all I've got for you this afternoon! I don't really know if there's much else to say, but we should be back tomorrow with more news for that ass! Until then, I'm out like Sex, if the government has anything to do with it. Peace y'all!
What up y'all? It's Hump day, and the first day of November. Are you all stuffed on your leftover Halloween candy and/or free Chipotle Burritos? I know I am. But that's besides the point. We've got even MORE hookups tonight! There's a TON of free music, so let's get into some:
New Twiztid/SWK Tracks!: So last night, you Detroit Juggalos got your chance to see the long-anticipated final tour date of Hallowicked 2006! You also got a chance to pick up Twiztid's Cryptic Collection: Hallowicked Edition. There were 9 tracks, but only 3 of them were new ones. And since we're so generous to you, here they are:
Much props to HOzTIL3 for sending in those tracks!
Detroit News Reviews Hallowicked!: A Ninja who calls himself Clash of the Titans found a link to a review of Hallowicked 2006 in Detroit, MI! Here's a link to the story:
It's not usual to see a review of a Wicked Clown show not overflowing with sarcastic comments about how ICP is the "worst band ever". Check it out, and much props to DetNews.com for the great review!
WFuckOff Radio: As I type this, Fritz is spinnin' the wheels on WFuckOffRadio.com. I'm sure that it'll be over by the time most of you read this, so make sure you check back tomorrow for the WFuckOff Archives by clicking Right Here!
New Wraith Remix Banners: Nothing huge, but at InsaneClownPosse.com, there are a few new banners advertising the Wraith Remix Albums! Check these out:
The remix albums drop in just under 2 Weeks! Be ready for a preorder link up at HatchetGear.com coming soon!
Free Lavel Track!: At LavelStreet.com, there's yet ANOTHER free track to put into your Halloween wicked shit collection! Check this:
FREE DCP Track! November 1st, 2006
What up? Hope you killas had a bomb ass Halloween. We got a little present of that ol' wicked shit that you'll want to add to your collection. This is the Wicked Shit: Diamond Cutz style.
There will be a lot of news coming your way here at Diamond Cutz Productions over the next month, so keep your eyes on LavelStreet.com for more! In the mean time, make sure to check out the newly renovated DCPStore.com. Now bump that wicked shit, and enjoy that candy you stole from some random kid dressed like SpongeBob. Peace.
Make sure you pick that up, and hopefully we'll hear more about the Mr. Heart album that should be coming soon!
3rd Shift Entertainment EP: Yesterday, the killas at 3rd Shift Entertainment put out a new Sycksyde EP just in time for Halloween! Here's a link to get it:
Enjoy that, and if you haven't yet, make sure you pick up that Lokey EP at LokeyMusic.net too! Props to Maka for the info!
November to Remember in Indianapolis!: A Killa at the email addy of WestDerf@aol.com emailed us about a show called November to Remember. The show will feature Lavel, Asteriah, Flagrant, Oushaboo Records, and many, many more artists! The show's goin' down on November 11th in Indianapolis, IN! Here's a flyer:
VFW 2999 3553 English Ave. Indianapolis, IN 46201 (317) 383-7327
The show will be only $10.00 at the door, and it's a 6 hour show starting at 6:00 PM! There will be a ton of artist merchandise, so make sure you bring some extra cash!
That's all I've got for you tonight. I know this wasn't a very fresh update on my end. I'm just trying to relay the info to you guys. Got a lot on my plate tonight, so I'm gonna leave it at that. Until next time, I'm out like Saw 4 next Halloween! Peace y'all!
